3 – Being set on fire and slowly burning to death
2 – Starving to death because I’d really hate to have that swollen belly that famine victims get. It’s just so grotesque.
1 – Being buried alive. Waking up and realising you are in a coffin and underground would be the worst thing ever. It would also include number 2 although I suppose it’d be lack of water or oxygen that’d get you before you got the famine gut. That said, if somebody had gone to the trouble of burying you alive, maybe they’d provide you with just enough air through a little tube so you could die as slowly as possible.
I wonder, in those circumstances, would it be possible to will yourself into a coma.
For me it would be that The Cook The Thief way of dying where they choke him with his books, though for me they’d probably pour red wine down my throat until I drowned or use all my favourite cds or summat.
I’ve been trying to will myself into a coma for years, and I am telling you with certainty that without alcohol or drugs it just can’t be done.
Strange, but I’m less concerned about how I die than what they do with me afterward. Left out to rot, with bugs? Yuck. Found immediately and then embalmed? Yuck. Follow my wishes and have me cremated? Still yuck, you know they haven’t properly cleaned the mortuary slab and they’ve probably mixed my ashes with some other cunts. Yuck.
I used to body surf and swim way, way out in the ocean, and I always figured drowning out there would be the ideal way to go. Peaceful ocean, warm water, no people. Drowning while stuck in some sinking ship would not be my cup of tea, however. Too much whinging from the other people, much like carking it in an old people’s home. Yuck.
So what’s your best way to die, then? Assuming it’s left up to you?
Extreme old age.
I would also hate to be a victim in an incident which was worthy enough for celebrities think a charity single was a good idea
If I was told that I had a terminal illness, I would pay for a hit on me.
And I know people.
In my sleep, before the paramour, after a fabulous 100th birthday party, where I was snorting cocaine and drinking rum and eyeing up the waiters all night while smoking one cigarette after another, even though I don’t particularly like smoking. That would be my preferred death.
“And I know people.”
Get out, me too!
Something fast, just not between Friday and Sunday , Sunday night maybe or any other day is fine. Definitely not to wake up scratching the lid though. Do you remember those nutters who used to do sponsored burials?
Peacfully in my sleep,while all my passenegers on the Irish Government Jet are locked out of the cabin…
Missus, given what you say “after a fabulous 100th birthday party…” I think what you mean what you mean is – after 100 years of iron-willed self-control…
Like this dude
A friend of mine bought his amp off him in the 80′s. Then adam clayton offered a shitload of cash for it recently and was told to feck off
http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/John_Entwistle
I’ve been trying to will myself into a coma for years, and I am telling you with certainty that without alcohol or drugs it just can’t be done.
Easy – straitjacket, strapped into chair and have a friend place headphones playing Barry Manilow on a loop over your ears.
I’d be more concerned with ‘when’ than ‘how’ so that I may plan accordingly.
When/if I get to 90 i think i’m going to find out what all the fuss is about with heroin.
But burning would be shit, no doubt
Drowning would definitely be the worst way to go! In a fire you’d fall “asleep”
from the carbon monoxide before the fire’d get ya. Best way obviously massive heart attack brought on by drug fuelled sex orgy.
On the toilet, eating a burger.
Oh.
http://www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/news/local-national/cab-crushed-by-digger-after-fare-row-14652974.html
Ouch!
Trapped in a small enclosed space filling up with water.
Any survival situation where I have to try and keep my kids alive … fear of dying first.
I’m glad it’s not just me who thinks about this shit.
Struck by lightning on the 18th. hole having just sank the putt that topped the best score I was ever going to record no matter how long more I lived. Oh and also having shagged a Megan Fox lookalike on the 5th., 9th., 12th., and 16th., and maybe the 17th.
Lookalike? Why not the real thing ?
I got mixed up earlier with how I would like to die so, how I wouldn’t like to die, in no particular order -
1. Beaten by a gang of thugs like that poor kid Brian Murphy where irish money justice was seen at it’s best.
2. Shot by the cops like the kid in abbeylara where irish police justice was seen at it’s best.
3. Plane crash.
Elvis Says:
January 27th, 2010 at 6:50 pm
On the toilet, eating a burger.
Oh.
good to see you.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-ia2yS9e3A
Death or Bongo?
I’d rather die than endure the humilation of Bongo.
Death by Bongo then.
Worst way to die would be suffocated by Mary Harney’s smelly snatch while being forced to listen to Brian Kennedy
The iPad? Are they fucking serious???
What next? The iPeriod? No doubt that there’ll be an app for that too. app off.
Stabbed in my sleep by deranged chicken farming, mortgage advising, illiterate teacher type. It’s worse because I know that that’s how I’m going. I had a vision.
2. Shot by the cops like the kid in abbeylara where irish police justice was seen at it’s best.
jaysus you’ve a real obsession with the cops. If that’s the same case as I’m thinking of the cops were left with no option but to shoot him and the police force in any other country would have shot him alot sooner
Apps apps apps. Every monkey on the street is saying apps and most don’t even know that it’s short for application.
Not sure about this iPad. The Wow of the iPhone has stolen it’s thunder. Nobody is amazed by the display orientation changing or expanding and image with your thumb and forefinger. That’s already expected now.
The iPhone is in an existing market and has really upped the ante. The iMacs and Macbooks are also in an existing market and have been for many years. But the iPad? Do I carry it around with me? Do I have a separate bag for it? Can I not just use my iPhone for e-mails and pictures on the move and use my Macbook for work or the internet at home?
The iPad! Hmmmmm.
They had an option to give a packet of cigarettes.
As for a real obsession with cops; it’s good to have an interest. Ever wonder what happened the garda file on the dublin bombings peadar? Me too.
Ever wonder what happened to the cops who interviewed dean lyons? Me too.
Ever wonder, ah fuck it, I’ll be here all day.
Oh. And also death by shark. Any shark, but especially a great white one.
I’ve also wondered if the fear-coma might take effect in that situation.
what about dolphins jo?
http://bulk.destructoid.com/ul/user/2/25509-101277-9013jpg-468x.jpg
Being trapped in a small room with all the walls slowly moving and crushing you to death over days.
Getting run over by a truck and lying there in agony while your legs are wrapped around the axle 50 metres up the road and your head has been pushed down into your body cavity… but you’re still alive for about ten minutes.
Being eaten alive by a pack of wild animals.
It would be kinda cool to get swallowed whole by a whale. It’d be nice to have a look around in there
you could poke around and make him puke
Heh.
Death by kindness terrifies me. I’d like to be the 18th victim of a nice serial killer.
Gimme, you’re watching that flash forward thing ?
also death by shark. Any shark, but especially a great white one.
Very Freudian.
Stabbed in my sleep by deranged chicken farming, mortgage advising, illiterate teacher type. It’s worse because I know that that’s how I’m going. I had a vision.
heh
That’s why my knuckles are in shite. I keep practising a breakout from the grave like Uma in Kill Bill. Stumps of steel now!
Maggot, it is NOT Freudian.
I have the occaisional recurring dream about someone pointing a gun at me, through a window. THAT’S Freudian.
Itchy, I was going to say no, but that’s the scariest one yet.
Cavalry charge. Only way. You’d live more in those few minutes than you’d ever have experienced before … imagine the adrenaline rush.
Or parachute jump with no ripcord. At a push;)
Extreme old age doesn’t sound appealing.
Those people look miserable, take at least a dozen medications and bum everyone out.
Then there’s the indignity when some dude calls you a fine young girl or something equally dismissive and patronizing.
Not to mention the wrinkles, age spots, windy bowels.
The horror.
id lie to die full of bullets while knifing
some member of the dail, trouble is ive only got two hands and there are so many deserving
cases up there
Jo – I spoke to Freud on the Ouija board – he says the Shark is phallic and the great white shark business indicates that you have been corrupted by BBW porn!
That’s EERIE, maggot, I just watched some today!
Worried about being buried alive?
This’ll sort ya …
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T1g3ENYxg9k
Being eaten. By anything really.