Today I have shaved my face (with a clippers, Gillette can suck my balls) and my head. I look like a spacehopper with all over stubble. I’ve got a hankering for some more shaving though.
I might shave one of my legs, like a cyclist, and see how long it takes to grow back. I would shave my arse but I don’t have all day.
Balls?
Not in a million years
I always said you got some pair of balls
What about the sporran-like thing on your chin?
Shave Bastardface
What about the sporran-like thing on your chin
I was just keeping that warm for Gary Glitter.
It’d be cruel to shave the dog given how cold it is. I might give the cat a mohawk though. That’d be cool
‘Shave Bastardface’
Shave Throatripper. Then tell the world about your shaven pussy.
designer stubble eh? i know someone else who has designer stubble, he likes to sing, outside, with his friends…
Well, it’s not designer stubble is it? I did it myself. And I’m not a designer.
There is a designer within us all
Changed appearance – male menopause or on the run ?
You need to get someone else to shave it, Twenty.
Is that an offer Jo ?
Can we shave Peadar and throw him into the George?
Hot wax would be more fun HM
Way to go Britney. You’ll be riding photographers and beating cars with umbrellas next Twenty.
I might just stick to the umbrella stuff, if that’s ok
Or Microphone stands like your Idol Shakin’ Stevens ?
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/21/20100112/tuk-shakin-stevens-guilty-of-assault-6323e80.html
hot wax, oh yeah, kinky
Maybe if you shave your arse, you’ll find those shoes
don’t fucking do it man….don’t…..it’s like living with ants all over yer body after….and people stare when you go to the gym…although that could just be me…being stared at that is…
I’m interested in where you bought your Gillette. All mine can do is shave me, and vibrate mildly.
Yours seems to have additional features.
Go Brazilian with the cat and you’ll have a waxed pussy. Bragging rights in Ron’s.
Back,sack and crack is all the rage apparently.
Leave yourself alone, I say.
Your natural beauty is good enough, Twenty!
Mr. M’s shower drain is clogged with all the leg hair he’s been shaving.
And I still haven’t gotten used to my husband having stubble on his legs.
heh, he’s like Patti and Selma.
And you’re too kind, Yippee.
“I’ve got a hankering for some more shaving though.”
I’ve been meaning to trim my minge for some time now, before it gets to the dreads stage. Is that you volunteering?
haha
I’ve got an old scythe here, will that cut through it?
You’d better sharpen it. Apparently I pelted up for winter, it’s fairly gnarly down there.
Steady on Fat , you’ll do peadar a mischief.