Just a quickie to wish everyone a very happy new year. We’re off to Ron’s for the traditional session and the fun games like ‘pin the knitting needle in Dave’s thigh’ and ‘Lock Stinking Pete out the back in the freezing cold until he turns blue and possibly loses an extremity or two’.
Hope you have a good one and special wishes for 2010 for Fianna Fail and the Green Party. I hope you become extinct, you horrendous shitboxes.
Right back at ya
Happy New Year, TwentyPants.
More importantly, a healthy new year to all Twenty commenters and lurkers.
Look out, look out, there’s an ‘l’ thief about.
Enjoy
“An 18-year-old has secretly painted a 60ft drawing of a phallus on the roof of his parents’ £1million mansion in Berkshire. It was there for a year before his parents found out. They say he’ll have to scrub it off when he gets back from travelling.”
Not sure if the image is appropriate for work – Twenty ?
http://news.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/hi/newsbeat/newsid_7961000/7961224.stm
By now it’s 2010 in Twentyland and I doubt if sobriety is the order of the day. Happy New Year Twenty and to all of the denizens who comment here.
Happy New Year big man!
..and so on..
HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE
Happy new year Twenty. All the best for 2010!
Keep on blogging, Twenty!
We continue to need the lift to our days that your blog brings to scamaland.
Best wishes for 2010!
live long and prosper.
ditto
Bye bye Noughties. Hope someone comes up with better name than Teenies for this decade. Happy New Year all
you dirty cock .. your language is so offensive to women.
So’s your face.
His hair was perfect
song ?
Don’t be such a cunt Maria.
Get yer tits out and cheer up, you miserable slag.
Happy New Year.
Bit sexist of her to assume that Twenty’s language would be in some way more offensive to wimmin than men.
Coupled with the fact that the majority of wimmin here are men…
Twenty is looking forward to the decade after this
The Twenties
He’ll be T-Shock by then
I’ve heard that fill and morgor are ladyboys
It’s “offensive to women” Maria. It’s offensive to you. Because you choose to be offended. Do yourself a favour & save your energy for something worth being offended about. Or alternatively just do what Git suggested.
happy new year to you all. May your kidneys guide you
GIT As I am 15 yrs old ..are you a preist
Maggot you thick irish bastard .. how many irish men have c****
Twenty you are a sad little fart.
It’s *not* “offensive to women”, I meant to say.
Twenty is looking forward to the decade after this
The Twenties
I don’t know about that. Everybody going around going ‘Twenty, twenty ……’ for ten years sounds a bit Hellish to me.
There you go, Maria, priests – something worth being offended by.
Maria – you silly little tart – most Irish men ARE cunts!
True Git, but a whole decade named after him, imagine
Christy i must remember the next time my little brother comes home from school in tears because he as called ‘spick’, ‘wog’, or ‘daego’ that it was him choosing to be offended.
weeps for maria’s brother
No you shouldn’t Maria. But there’s no connection or similarity to this. You don’t really think Twenty is commenting on gender, colour, etc when he uses the language you object to, do you?
Christy. Yes actually I do. His constant use of the c word to denigrate others reveals a deep hatred of women. Irish attitudes to women are not complex. They are brutal and have changed little over 50 years. Listowel? The Dublin subculture espoused by 20 celebrates stupidity ignorance and misogyny. Under the skin 20 is 1950′s dublin male, thrashing women, pub bore and hater of cats.
oops
Good grief Maria …
>> His constant use of the c word to denigrate >> others reveals a deep hatred of women
Absolute and Complete horse cock …
Oh there I used the work COCK …I hate all men …coz they have a penis . and I like to use the c word
You do know that the word rape is used here a lot as well … and rape is kinda gender neutral
Twas mad hot like … and I says to your wan I could fucking rape an ice-cream
>> pub bore and hater of cats
He has a FECKIN CAT … just goes to show you know absolutely nothing of what you speak
Let me guess … youre living or have lived a long time in the US
Come over to the forum ..We’ll soften that cough of yours ….There a gentleman called the Captain over there that would really like to get to know you and your views
Oh Hi Maria ….
Ahem .. forget all I said in the last comment ..
Spits in pits of hands and smooths lamb chop sideburns … So like ..Ow u duin…Ow u duin tonit
Looks left … Looks right
Unnnnnnnnzippppppppppppppp …
His constant use of the c word to denigrate others reveals a deep hatred of women.
You are a moron.
From the picture looks like she wants your number twenty …..”call me …. call me”
Your “in” there sir
>> you dirty cock .. your language is so offensive to women.
Oh I see you used the word cock as well ..
Your language is so offensive to men
Happy New Year Twenty, see you down the bar.
I simply couldn’t restrain myself from commenting, when I saw you’d stuck your neck out to call me a cunt – it’s been so long.
Ho Ho merry freakin new year, may it be abundant and you be resplendently stupored, Twenty.
Happy New Year, folks!
Maria, you innocent girl, what on earth are you doing ona blog meant for adults?
Twenty doesn’t offend this woman, and I’m afraid it’s po-faced little wagons that give the rest of us females a bad name, so run along, now, there’s a good girl!
Maria loves Twenty …Maria loves Twenty
Maria and Twenty sittin in a tree,
K I S S I N G…
Emer and yippee – that is 2010 ruined. You cunts, er cocks, er you shits!
Ah, the old playground taunts are still the best!
Does “fuck you” mean I want to have sex with you? Does dickhead mean a man’s penis is actually growing on his forehead, and should the word be banned for the trauma it causes men? Does bastard always mean illegitimate and relegate someone/something to an imagined worthlessness?
Try to take things less literally Maria. Lighten up and try not to espouse transparently baseless opinions about people you don’t know. You’ll be a great advocate for women when you can do that, if you pick your battles sensibly. Don’t undermine that and other women by being silly about things like this.
And read more of Twenty’s stuff to see how misguided your comment about him was.
what do we have here darcy ….what do we have here
“to quote D’Unbelievables”
ahhh some lovely email ….
Maria ..would you like to take this opportunity to apologize ?
Happy 20 10 Major and all who sail with you.
*scratch
Fuck you Emer you sorry excuse for a shemale.
I know someone called Maria and she has the same people skills as you Maria. None. Zero. Zilch. Nought. Vacuum. About as useful to have around as an anus on an elbow.
Happy New Year, Twenty.
Real feminists know you’re not a lady-hater.
Twenty is an equal opportunity hater – regardless of race, colour, creed or gender.
I doubt if Maria really is a 15 year old girl. She’s likely someone taking the piss, or a raddled old lesbo-feminist. Scariest of all – could she be an online manifestation of the BVM ? Quick, call Joe Coleman.
I repent ..I repent …
Twenty to you is the path of enlightenment thru YOU IS the final path
That was me by the way
fuckit im getting confused .luckily these … will guide me
sorry ..i will cease and desist from future postings
Emer better idea .. cease and desist from breathing u silly cat molestor
Twenty is for sure a hater of cats. He ‘has a cat’. Of course he has .. how else could he abuse it.
En México, el gato es reina y no se abuse!!!!
What a very odd thread this has turned into
Indeed. Its a car crash, and I can’t look away.
I’m retreating into spotify.Has Python Lee Jackson.
I’ll just stand back here and ensure there are no disturbances of the peace or such like……democratic right to protest and all that…
Bit late, but Happy new year Twenty and all you other cunts…… except Maria, wouldn’t want to offend.
Fucking hell, have none of you ever seen a troll?
I have, there’s a right ugly ginger one around here.
Fucking hell, have none of you ever seen a troll?
itchy has shagged a few, blames the beer goggles.
Myself, I think he’s just desperate.
Fucking hell. Why didn’t anyone call me?
I’m a cat person…oh yea…happy new year twenty and fellow cuntos :P
Happy New Year to everybody !
Eh, what’s going on? Some gobshite with piss poor adolescent viewpoints hijacking a thread?
Jaysus, Happy New Year to all you feckers.
And even to you, Maria, el cunto numero uno.
Having an overactive imagination has always been my downfall, this is the first time I’ve been scared after reading a thread, getting strange vibes Twenty.
Behind you Regular , Behind you!
Happy New Year Twenty and all the other Cunts that read this blog, except of course for Bebo cunty Maria!
To Twenty, I look forward to reading your blogs in 2010.
New Year is over bolloxes.
Next big cellar libration is Bel. Save all your wood and pricks for the fire.
Happy New Year cunts…
I hope Maria hangs around and not because she’ll be legal soon.
Legal soon .. I have valid papers to be in this country. The slums of Mexico begin to look more attractive than a country of cat-hating rapists, child-abusers and alcoholics.
erm, talking about age of consent you daft bint
Maria, as you don’t like it here (this blog), why don’t you exercise the freedom of choice and go somewhere else?
The old lazy reply to anyone who objects — fuck off back to where you came from.
Maggot .. I was giving you the benefit of the doubt ie that you were not being a pervert.
Who said anything about that?
You don’t like the blog, so why hang around?
Twenty .. I do like your blog .. I just dont like your foul language. It jars and detracts from your arguments. So please clean it up for the new year. I started to read your blog because my dad reads it on my laptop. I have hidden it from him today in case he sees my comments. He was a thief in Mexico and can be very violent – he once broke a dogs back for shitting on his shoes. But mostly he is nice but I am in trouble if he sees this.
Proud to be a pervert.
Unlucky, Maria. You almost had people going there.
Or is your blog only for people who agree with you.
If you prefer me to go away then say so. I do not lie and speak from the heart.
I wish youd stop now
I like Cats…
Ha weird teenagers can be quite amusing.
Why don’t you love me twenty? I’m so ugly *sob*
I’m beautiful *screech* why won’t you leave me alone? *sob* i’m so lonely…
Maybe its that “T of the M” Morgor?
I have to say the line about breaking a dog’s back is pretty good, considering.
Haha. Who’d have thought a simple new year message thread could turn out so bizarre?
Twenty, speaking of language etc, how does the new blasphemy law affect things for blogs? I don’t know much about it. Does it affect freedom to criticise the church and its practices & proponents? or only (only?!) the actual deities and the faith? What about a religion’s followers? Is it like incitement to hatred stuff? I expect Maggot can point me to something that explains it. It seems complete madness to me at the moment. I’m just wondering really whether it will affect what you write – I hope not- or how we can respond.
On top of that you have to feel sorry for fans of the heavy Metal band Deicide..now that all their albums will be considered class A substances..
yeah, i reckon it is her top of the morning alright.
Heh..
Tip of the punaani…
Morgor, if you love Twenty just tell him. Ok you may be ugly (certainly compared to a mexican) but choice in a small inbred community like Irelands is limited. Eventually you all start to look like each other.
Thanks Maria, you’re a real star.
Captain Con!
Is that you and your split personalities?
It is not a 15 year old girl from Mexico.
I am who I am. I know no Captain Con.
Maybe it’s CJ’s big surprise. CJ masquerading as the Cap’n masquerading as Maria.
mariacustarde@live.com
OK!!
That’s your cue Maxi
http://www.irishtimes.com/newspaper/breaking/2010/0102/breaking22.htm
Ms Custarde, it’s not wise to put up your full name on the internet when there’s people like Maggot around. (no offence Maggot)
My Dad can deal with Maggot – wait does Maggot have a backbone.
None taken morgor the ladyboy.
pssst morgor
http://alicesoft.wikia.com/wiki/Maria_Custard
pssst morgor
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maggot
Thanks for the blasphemy link Maggot
Thankfully the way it is worded means that it won’t be blasphemy (against the sacred feminine) to use the word cunt .
I would like to quote Bill Casselman in my argument against the meek acceptance of the c word into mainstream english.
In spite of what others have said here it is singularly offensive to women.
‘The etymology of the word cunt is as disputed as its use in polite society. Not only is it one of the dozen major taboo words currently in English, cunt is for the majority of English-speaking women in the West the most loathsome of all vulgarisms.
When the word’s profane thunder hammers the tin of an English sentence, women hear the hateful and total dismissal of what Goethe called “the eternal feminine.”
Men, on the other hand, recognize something dark and redolent of body truth in cunt’s repellent monosyllabic starkness: namely, the male imperative to penetrate, ejaculate, and then make for the hills as quickly as possible in the hopes of chancing upon yet another opportunity to spread their insistent seed. No violins or perfumed love couches hover near the word. Cunt is a sex word with the romantic cloak of mutuality and lovingness flung off. This is also why men employ the word as one of the most frequent insults directed at women.
As Freud suggested, in order that civilization and the raising of the young may happen, the male’s chief impulse of ‘wham!-bam!-thank-you-m’am’ has had to be repressed. Women have been only too happy to oblige in such squelching. As Siggie further said, “Civilization is repression.”
The word cunt still mainly remains the one word in the English language that is considered more offensive than fuck ― this can be largely attributed to its history as a misogynist instrument, a history that elevates its offensiveness above that of rival four-letter words.’
“En México, el gato es reina y no se abuse”
Translates as:
In Mexico, the cat is queen and he does not abuse
Maybe its a clue?…
Sir-Dancealot-The-Rave – be careful about using Google translate. The cat is symbolic in Mexico – the phrase does not translate easily to english but in essence it means that Love and Knowledge triumphs over Hate and Ignorance.
Thanks Maria mind you it was Babel Fish I used to translate but what you shared there is a universal truth. Of course I’m sure you are aware Maria the first universal truth is Life is Suffering?
Sir-Dancealot-The-Rave – indeed .. we have a mexican approximation for that too which i will spare you (it also involves cats).
The first step is acceptance of that fact and cats are a perfect example of self-acceptance and great survivors…
Yes , which is why the cat is an icon of our culture (and indeed many others). Compare the cat to the dog and contrast the independence and self-reliance of the cat to the slavering obsequiousness of the dog to a different species. (now the dog lovers hate me !)
My experience of cats is if they don’t like the situation they are living in they move on nextdoor or down the road…that might explain why my mother “collects” stray cats they can spot a softie a mile away :-)
This made me smile.
Medics couldn’t get to the bottom of the pains coming from a drunken student’s stomach – until he turned over in bed and the ward’s TV changed channel. X-rays revealed that 19-year-old Huang Chen had had a TV remote control up his rear end
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/picturegalleries/pictures-of-the-year/6907305/Pictures-of-the-year-2009-medical-mishaps-horrible-hobbies-and-remarkable-records.html
Anyway Maria, highly unlikely you’re going to persuade anyone here to stop using the word cunt.
It’s quite possibly my favourite swearword.
Although i like the word vadge too.
Part of the Irish Cultural tradition Morgor. It’s recorded that Ferdia’s last words to Cuchulain were ” You Cunt”.
Vadge? I like it a new word for the new year. Thanks Morgor
Maria, although she is clearly a wind-up, is very boring now.
Vadge Badge
The hymen. Should only be used in a situation where a woman’s virginity is confirmed by her intact membrane. Since the hymen is viewed as a corporeal representation of chastity, it is referred to as a badge.
“Still sportin’ the Vadge Badge, miss?”
From The Urban Dictionary
Germaine Greer say’s it’s fine to use the word cunt in any environment.
I hope you all enjoy this. I love.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f0NSiY01X-k
Didn’t enjoy that. Thought yer man was a cunt, but thats only my opinion
Wow, these comments are quite enjoyable, I can’t beleive I missed it all. I should do less tv and more web this year.
@Maria, I think that you are seriously overdue on growing up, go read something. And then read some more. Ah, and just so you know, everything you do or say on the internet lasts forever and will be used against you. You have been warned kid.
@Maggot, I love this one! :D I have overdosed daytime tv lately so I wish I had a drunken student handy, so I could… you know.
Anyways, happy new year, cunts, vadges and other.
I’ll toss in something I was listening to today:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1xZeNueckzg&feature=related
Re : Maria
I strongly suspect this to be the work of some long time lurker or poster
Exhibit A is the post “Fuck you Emer you sorry excuse for a shemale.”
She could only have know emer to be a shemale if she has been a long time reader of the forum
Anyways who give a fuck ..just ignore her
I have given my email because I stand by what I have said. If you still think this is a windup look me up on Facebook.
your face or mine Maria?
Facebook is for cunts
Can I just mention what I love about cats?
I love the sound they make when you give them a good swing around the room.
Is it just me or their tails getting looser than they used to be?
Maria, if you’re going to pose a feminist objection to the word cunt, at least cite a fucking feminist author and not some dude who ends with the following:
“There are many internet sites teeming with usage notes on English obscenities, some of them even written by persons who can spell. I shall conclude with a joke that got me in big trouble in my third collection of Canadian Sayings. Infuriated damsels from Vancouver Island to New Brunswick wrote to my former publisher urging her to stop publishing my books and to arrange, if possible, to have me castrated live on the noon news by a woman dressed as Boudicca using a large pair of dull pliers. I had been so bold as to reprint a bawdy joke that demonstrates the way men use the word in the continuing battle of the sexes.
The joke goes like this:
Question: Why did God create the yeast infection?
Answer: So women too would know what it’s like to live with an irritating cunt.”
Instead of reading stupid dudes, try Inga Muscio’s book “Cunt: A Declaration of Independence” or Barbara G. Walker’s “Encyclopedia of Myths and Secrets” or Luce Irigaray’s “This Sex Which is Not One.”
Don’t be lazy at least. After you actually finish Feminism 101 you’ll see that cunt is no big deal.
To all who are offended by that joke: go join a cult. Maybe you can bribe god to “git” me? The civilized remainder of our merry company shall continue our study of the English language.
http://www.billcasselman.com/unpublished_works/cunt_wordorigin_use.htm
Oops!
The last paragraph is the end of Casselman’s shitty article.
Medbh
I deliberately did not quote an overtly feminist author. The readers of twenty appear not to be the most academically inclined and might not have appreciated a purely feminist perspective.
Your opinion of Bill not withstanding, he is witty and intelligent. This combination I am sad to say is often lacking in my sisters and their swivel-eyed scribblings.
The cunt joke is not offensive because it is funny .. it is the machine-gun use of the word I object to.
Haha, are all teenagers as full of shit as you Maria?
Anyway Twenty, I know how much you like owls
http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/Owls/
Facebook is for cunts
and is as reliable as Wikipedia – any cunt can write anything they like on it.
As I say .. not the brightest bunch.
The readers of twenty appear not to be the most academically inclined and might not have appreciated a purely feminist perspective.
Oh dear.
Cheers, Morgor. That’s ace.
As I say .. not the brightest bunch.
Yet you’re the one hanging around here. Nice one, brains.
Twenty .. a comment from you without a single cunt thrown in. Are you losing your touch.
You criticise people for not being the brightest, yet you don’t even put a question mark on a question. People in glass houses, and all that …
A selection of comments in support of my theory that the Irish Intelligentsia are underrepresented on these pages.
Facebook is for cunts
Haha, are all teenagers as full of shit as you ?
your face or mine Maria?
Anyways who give a fuck ..just ignore her
“Still sportin’ the Vadge Badge, miss?”
Proud to be a pervert
Casselman is Canadian ? Say no more.
Come on Twenty .. is that the best you can do .. a missing question mark. Is pedantry going to be your last defence ?????????????????????????????????
If Cunt was good enough for Shakespeare to pun round, who are you to object ?
No do say more Maggot you lame brain.
because maggot ‘to pun around is the key’ If Shakespeare had used cunt in every third sentence we would have had Twenty and not Shakespeare.
Lord Maria, you are such a boring cunt – you should visit Bock the Robber – they would appreciate you over there.
http://bocktherobber.com/
So Maggot retires from the argument, gracelessly conceding defeat.
Maria the only person who sounds like a real cunt on this page now is you. Everyone else now sounds lame in comparison. Are you happy now? Have you achieved your objective?
Sir-Dancealot-The-Rave – they never needed any help to sound lame.
Objective: A commitment from Twenty to clean up his act.
Result: No such commitment will be forthcoming.
In the meantime perhaps you could go bother somebody your own age, you boring cunt.
Back to my day job at the ST then.
gracelessly conceding defeat.
I fell asleep. A good troll hold’s it’s target’s attention. And the ST thing has already been done.
5 year olds are a lot more philosophical. Mine likes “nice stuff not tickling or scaring or being upslide-down” and wonders why we wear shoes when we go outside. A troll that age would be far more tolerant.
Me smells a Bald Devil….
How to spend New Year in style, snowed in at the pub for 3 days!
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/north_yorkshire/8438314.stm
I have a Vaj Badge…somewhere…oh, maybe I swapped it for a Emily’s List badge…
There’s more discussion of flanges here than at a gynocologists’ conference, so I think he’s still up to form.
JJ Celery Says:
January 3rd, 2010 at 12:55 am
I’ll toss in something I was listening to today:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1xZeNueckzg&feature=related
jeesh!
That’s pretty too much like MOR music for my taste JJ. Also; he’s wearing a white suit; I think it was Raffles who said “the definition of a gentleman is one who can play the bagpipes but doesn’t”. Same goes for white suits in my mind.
Happy New Troll, Twenty.
This how-do-you-solve-a problem-like-Maria character is obviously a dolphin.
That said, I have long been looking for a feminist Mexican to explain to me why it is that Frida Kahlo is so much more famous than Remedios Varo. The only answer I’ve been able to come up with is Diego Rivera.
Maria,or should I say Mario, you wouldn’t want to have been hanging by your balls since you saw fifteen that’s for sure. Be truthful now, your name is really Mario, not Maria, you’re in your thirties, unemployed and you are writing on this blog only to bust balls and for no other reason. To your credit, you’re doing a good job of it but you’re wearing thin. You probably bounced around from blog to blog trying to get a rise out of someone without success until you landed here. I have a feeling that you are going to take root and never go away unless you get a one time visit from Lucky.
Mexico? The closest you ever came to Mexico is a geography book. You’re an agitator, that’s all you are. An aggitator with too much time on his hands who took up aggrevating people for a hobby. That, plus you’re a shitmerchant.
You wont be bothered by Maria again too soon. Padre Custarde found out her silliness and gave her a mexicano azotes.
Adiós
What .. broken the little cunts back has he ! Ha
No just a finger.
who the fuck are you
sorry i should have explained .. i am Maria’s sister. our father is very strict so when he found Maria talking to men of womens parts he was enraged. he has corrected maria who will now behave. he is sorry she offended people and she now knows her place.
good for him.
Is “men of womens parts” another way of saying cunts?
sorry let me try again .. my english is not good. My father believe that 15 year old girl should not talk of sex with mature men, that is all.
i hope the explanation is good. i go away now as this page is not for me as a woman even at 22. i say goodbye and apologize again for disgrace.
Fascinating, why the Steinbeck allusion – East Of Eden ?
@msggot sorry explain
Abra was one of the characters in East of Eden, the girl who caused the rift between Cal and Aron – a name based in sexism, as she explained that her father said he wanted a son and God sent him Abra.
also the Association of Burns and Reconstructive Anaesthetists which Maria may need to consult with that gob on her.
Maggot, is her surname Cadabra?
Her real name is candida vaginitis Conan
Abra/Martin/Maria – all the same person. Somebody with really too much time on their hands
I’m disappointed Maria isn’t real. I liked the idea of my seed being ‘insistent’.
Look.. i still have turkey soup and some mince pies and some aldi wine. If any of you need help ..and if you can find me.. maybe you can hire
heh – Manchester Utd, great start to the new year!
The cunts.
Vadge is a swearword? Surely not, morgor. And V card is better than Vadge Badge.
Not that I’d know about either of course.
Your face or mine is brilliant, and caused me to giggle. Nice one.
Cunts are OK, you can scratch them, a bit like scratch cards but with less chance winning anything, I’ve even got to scratch the odd one that didn’t belong to me, but I do know a few cunts that need scratching with something like a pitchfork.
Happy new year!
itchybollix my music taste is eclectic at best :> This song just makes me smile :)
After that I was listening to Bohemian Rapsody by Muppets, also made me smile.
Maybe I’m just easily amused.
Like, I was amused by Maria/Abra/Cunt of unspecified age in her chaotic attack-defense-retreat act that reminded me strongly of my own behaviour when I was six. Golden years I tell you.
Size Ten, you shouldn’t scratch all of the cunts as something may fall out. They’re like pinata.