Happy New Year, cuntos
Posted on | December 31, 2009 | 187 Comments
Just a quickie to wish everyone a very happy new year. We’re off to Ron’s for the traditional session and the fun games like ‘pin the knitting needle in Dave’s thigh’ and ‘Lock Stinking Pete out the back in the freezing cold until he turns blue and possibly loses an extremity or two’.
Hope you have a good one and special wishes for 2010 for Fianna Fail and the Green Party. I hope you become extinct, you horrendous shitboxes.
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December 31st, 2009 @ 6:37 pm
Right back at ya
December 31st, 2009 @ 6:40 pm
Happy New Year, TwentyPants.
December 31st, 2009 @ 8:44 pm
More importantly, a healthy new year to all Twenty commenters and lurkers.
December 31st, 2009 @ 8:44 pm
Look out, look out, there’s an ‘l’ thief about.
December 31st, 2009 @ 10:06 pm
Enjoy
“An 18-year-old has secretly painted a 60ft drawing of a phallus on the roof of his parents’ £1million mansion in Berkshire. It was there for a year before his parents found out. They say he’ll have to scrub it off when he gets back from travelling.”
Not sure if the image is appropriate for work – Twenty ?
http://news.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/hi/newsbeat/newsid_7961000/7961224.stm
December 31st, 2009 @ 11:28 pm
By now it’s 2010 in Twentyland and I doubt if sobriety is the order of the day. Happy New Year Twenty and to all of the denizens who comment here.
January 1st, 2010 @ 12:38 am
Happy New Year big man!
January 1st, 2010 @ 12:51 am
..and so on..
January 1st, 2010 @ 1:29 am
HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE
January 1st, 2010 @ 1:40 am
Happy new year Twenty. All the best for 2010!
January 1st, 2010 @ 2:55 am
Keep on blogging, Twenty!
We continue to need the lift to our days that your blog brings to scamaland.
Best wishes for 2010!
January 1st, 2010 @ 2:57 am
live long and prosper.
January 1st, 2010 @ 6:59 am
ditto
January 1st, 2010 @ 11:58 am
Bye bye Noughties. Hope someone comes up with better name than Teenies for this decade. Happy New Year all
January 1st, 2010 @ 12:16 pm
you dirty cock .. your language is so offensive to women.
January 1st, 2010 @ 12:26 pm
So’s your face.
January 1st, 2010 @ 1:18 pm
His hair was perfect
song ?
January 1st, 2010 @ 1:24 pm
Don’t be such a cunt Maria.
Get yer tits out and cheer up, you miserable slag.
Happy New Year.
January 1st, 2010 @ 1:27 pm
Bit sexist of her to assume that Twenty’s language would be in some way more offensive to wimmin than men.
January 1st, 2010 @ 1:36 pm
Coupled with the fact that the majority of wimmin here are men…
January 1st, 2010 @ 1:38 pm
Twenty is looking forward to the decade after this
The Twenties
He’ll be T-Shock by then
January 1st, 2010 @ 1:39 pm
I’ve heard that fill and morgor are ladyboys
January 1st, 2010 @ 1:53 pm
It’s “offensive to women” Maria. It’s offensive to you. Because you choose to be offended. Do yourself a favour & save your energy for something worth being offended about. Or alternatively just do what Git suggested.
January 1st, 2010 @ 1:56 pm
happy new year to you all. May your kidneys guide you
January 1st, 2010 @ 1:58 pm
GIT As I am 15 yrs old ..are you a preist
Maggot you thick irish bastard .. how many irish men have c****
Twenty you are a sad little fart.
January 1st, 2010 @ 1:59 pm
It’s *not* “offensive to women”, I meant to say.
January 1st, 2010 @ 2:03 pm
Twenty is looking forward to the decade after this
The Twenties
I don’t know about that. Everybody going around going ‘Twenty, twenty ……’ for ten years sounds a bit Hellish to me.
January 1st, 2010 @ 2:04 pm
There you go, Maria, priests – something worth being offended by.
January 1st, 2010 @ 2:05 pm
Maria – you silly little tart – most Irish men ARE cunts!
January 1st, 2010 @ 2:06 pm
True Git, but a whole decade named after him, imagine
January 1st, 2010 @ 2:15 pm
Christy i must remember the next time my little brother comes home from school in tears because he as called ‘spick’, ‘wog’, or ‘daego’ that it was him choosing to be offended.
January 1st, 2010 @ 2:22 pm
weeps for maria’s brother
January 1st, 2010 @ 2:27 pm
No you shouldn’t Maria. But there’s no connection or similarity to this. You don’t really think Twenty is commenting on gender, colour, etc when he uses the language you object to, do you?
January 1st, 2010 @ 2:36 pm
Christy. Yes actually I do. His constant use of the c word to denigrate others reveals a deep hatred of women. Irish attitudes to women are not complex. They are brutal and have changed little over 50 years. Listowel? The Dublin subculture espoused by 20 celebrates stupidity ignorance and misogyny. Under the skin 20 is 1950′s dublin male, thrashing women, pub bore and hater of cats.
January 1st, 2010 @ 3:09 pm
January 1st, 2010 @ 3:10 pm
oops
January 1st, 2010 @ 3:12 pm
Good grief Maria …
>> His constant use of the c word to denigrate >> others reveals a deep hatred of women
Absolute and Complete horse cock …
Oh there I used the work COCK …I hate all men …coz they have a penis . and I like to use the c word
You do know that the word rape is used here a lot as well … and rape is kinda gender neutral
Twas mad hot like … and I says to your wan I could fucking rape an ice-cream
>> pub bore and hater of cats
He has a FECKIN CAT … just goes to show you know absolutely nothing of what you speak
Let me guess … youre living or have lived a long time in the US
Come over to the forum ..We’ll soften that cough of yours ….There a gentleman called the Captain over there that would really like to get to know you and your views
January 1st, 2010 @ 3:16 pm
Oh Hi Maria ….
Ahem .. forget all I said in the last comment ..
Spits in pits of hands and smooths lamb chop sideburns … So like ..Ow u duin…Ow u duin tonit
Looks left … Looks right
Unnnnnnnnzippppppppppppppp …
January 1st, 2010 @ 3:17 pm
His constant use of the c word to denigrate others reveals a deep hatred of women.
You are a moron.
January 1st, 2010 @ 3:22 pm
From the picture looks like she wants your number twenty …..”call me …. call me”
Your “in” there sir
January 1st, 2010 @ 3:29 pm
>> you dirty cock .. your language is so offensive to women.
Oh I see you used the word cock as well ..
Your language is so offensive to men
January 1st, 2010 @ 3:47 pm
Happy New Year Twenty, see you down the bar.
January 1st, 2010 @ 3:52 pm
I simply couldn’t restrain myself from commenting, when I saw you’d stuck your neck out to call me a cunt – it’s been so long.
Ho Ho merry freakin new year, may it be abundant and you be resplendently stupored, Twenty.
January 1st, 2010 @ 3:55 pm
Happy New Year, folks!
Maria, you innocent girl, what on earth are you doing ona blog meant for adults?
Twenty doesn’t offend this woman, and I’m afraid it’s po-faced little wagons that give the rest of us females a bad name, so run along, now, there’s a good girl!
January 1st, 2010 @ 3:59 pm
Maria loves Twenty …Maria loves Twenty
January 1st, 2010 @ 4:01 pm
Maria and Twenty sittin in a tree,
K I S S I N G…
January 1st, 2010 @ 4:04 pm
Emer and yippee – that is 2010 ruined. You cunts, er cocks, er you shits!
January 1st, 2010 @ 4:05 pm
Ah, the old playground taunts are still the best!
January 1st, 2010 @ 4:05 pm
Does “fuck you” mean I want to have sex with you? Does dickhead mean a man’s penis is actually growing on his forehead, and should the word be banned for the trauma it causes men? Does bastard always mean illegitimate and relegate someone/something to an imagined worthlessness?
Try to take things less literally Maria. Lighten up and try not to espouse transparently baseless opinions about people you don’t know. You’ll be a great advocate for women when you can do that, if you pick your battles sensibly. Don’t undermine that and other women by being silly about things like this.
And read more of Twenty’s stuff to see how misguided your comment about him was.
January 1st, 2010 @ 4:20 pm
what do we have here darcy ….what do we have here
“to quote D’Unbelievables”
ahhh some lovely email ….
Maria ..would you like to take this opportunity to apologize ?
January 1st, 2010 @ 5:36 pm
Happy 20 10 Major and all who sail with you.
January 1st, 2010 @ 6:33 pm
*scratch
January 1st, 2010 @ 6:34 pm
Fuck you Emer you sorry excuse for a shemale.
January 1st, 2010 @ 6:52 pm
I know someone called Maria and she has the same people skills as you Maria. None. Zero. Zilch. Nought. Vacuum. About as useful to have around as an anus on an elbow.
January 1st, 2010 @ 6:58 pm
Happy New Year, Twenty.
Real feminists know you’re not a lady-hater.
January 1st, 2010 @ 7:00 pm
Twenty is an equal opportunity hater – regardless of race, colour, creed or gender.
I doubt if Maria really is a 15 year old girl. She’s likely someone taking the piss, or a raddled old lesbo-feminist. Scariest of all – could she be an online manifestation of the BVM ? Quick, call Joe Coleman.
January 1st, 2010 @ 7:02 pm
I repent ..I repent …
Twenty to you is the path of enlightenment thru YOU IS the final path
January 1st, 2010 @ 7:06 pm
That was me by the way
fuckit im getting confused .luckily these … will guide me
January 1st, 2010 @ 7:15 pm
sorry ..i will cease and desist from future postings
January 1st, 2010 @ 8:08 pm
Emer better idea .. cease and desist from breathing u silly cat molestor
January 1st, 2010 @ 8:13 pm
Twenty is for sure a hater of cats. He ‘has a cat’. Of course he has .. how else could he abuse it.
En México, el gato es reina y no se abuse!!!!
January 1st, 2010 @ 8:24 pm
What a very odd thread this has turned into
January 1st, 2010 @ 8:34 pm
Indeed. Its a car crash, and I can’t look away.
January 1st, 2010 @ 8:36 pm
I’m retreating into spotify.Has Python Lee Jackson.
January 1st, 2010 @ 8:57 pm
I’ll just stand back here and ensure there are no disturbances of the peace or such like……democratic right to protest and all that…
January 1st, 2010 @ 9:21 pm
Bit late, but Happy new year Twenty and all you other cunts…… except Maria, wouldn’t want to offend.
January 1st, 2010 @ 9:30 pm
Fucking hell, have none of you ever seen a troll?
I have, there’s a right ugly ginger one around here.
January 1st, 2010 @ 9:38 pm
Fucking hell, have none of you ever seen a troll?
itchy has shagged a few, blames the beer goggles.
Myself, I think he’s just desperate.
January 1st, 2010 @ 10:31 pm
Fucking hell. Why didn’t anyone call me?
January 1st, 2010 @ 10:39 pm
I’m a cat person…oh yea…happy new year twenty and fellow cuntos :P
January 1st, 2010 @ 10:41 pm
Happy New Year to everybody !
January 1st, 2010 @ 10:47 pm
Eh, what’s going on? Some gobshite with piss poor adolescent viewpoints hijacking a thread?
Jaysus, Happy New Year to all you feckers.
And even to you, Maria, el cunto numero uno.
January 1st, 2010 @ 10:47 pm
Having an overactive imagination has always been my downfall, this is the first time I’ve been scared after reading a thread, getting strange vibes Twenty.
January 1st, 2010 @ 11:01 pm
Behind you Regular , Behind you!
January 1st, 2010 @ 11:38 pm
Happy New Year Twenty and all the other Cunts that read this blog, except of course for Bebo cunty Maria!
To Twenty, I look forward to reading your blogs in 2010.
January 2nd, 2010 @ 3:57 am
New Year is over bolloxes.
Next big cellar libration is Bel. Save all your wood and pricks for the fire.
January 2nd, 2010 @ 12:26 pm
Happy New Year cunts…
January 2nd, 2010 @ 1:42 pm
I hope Maria hangs around and not because she’ll be legal soon.
January 2nd, 2010 @ 2:49 pm
Legal soon .. I have valid papers to be in this country. The slums of Mexico begin to look more attractive than a country of cat-hating rapists, child-abusers and alcoholics.
January 2nd, 2010 @ 3:01 pm
erm, talking about age of consent you daft bint
January 2nd, 2010 @ 3:02 pm
Maria, as you don’t like it here (this blog), why don’t you exercise the freedom of choice and go somewhere else?
January 2nd, 2010 @ 3:12 pm
The old lazy reply to anyone who objects — fuck off back to where you came from.
Maggot .. I was giving you the benefit of the doubt ie that you were not being a pervert.
January 2nd, 2010 @ 3:14 pm
Who said anything about that?
You don’t like the blog, so why hang around?
January 2nd, 2010 @ 3:18 pm
Twenty .. I do like your blog .. I just dont like your foul language. It jars and detracts from your arguments. So please clean it up for the new year. I started to read your blog because my dad reads it on my laptop. I have hidden it from him today in case he sees my comments. He was a thief in Mexico and can be very violent – he once broke a dogs back for shitting on his shoes. But mostly he is nice but I am in trouble if he sees this.
January 2nd, 2010 @ 3:19 pm
Proud to be a pervert.
January 2nd, 2010 @ 3:22 pm
Unlucky, Maria. You almost had people going there.
January 2nd, 2010 @ 3:25 pm
Or is your blog only for people who agree with you.
January 2nd, 2010 @ 3:28 pm
If you prefer me to go away then say so. I do not lie and speak from the heart.
January 2nd, 2010 @ 3:40 pm
I wish youd stop now
January 2nd, 2010 @ 5:25 pm
I like Cats…
January 2nd, 2010 @ 5:55 pm
Ha weird teenagers can be quite amusing.
Why don’t you love me twenty? I’m so ugly *sob*
I’m beautiful *screech* why won’t you leave me alone? *sob* i’m so lonely…
January 2nd, 2010 @ 6:02 pm
Maybe its that “T of the M” Morgor?
January 2nd, 2010 @ 6:02 pm
I have to say the line about breaking a dog’s back is pretty good, considering.
January 2nd, 2010 @ 6:03 pm
Haha. Who’d have thought a simple new year message thread could turn out so bizarre?
Twenty, speaking of language etc, how does the new blasphemy law affect things for blogs? I don’t know much about it. Does it affect freedom to criticise the church and its practices & proponents? or only (only?!) the actual deities and the faith? What about a religion’s followers? Is it like incitement to hatred stuff? I expect Maggot can point me to something that explains it. It seems complete madness to me at the moment. I’m just wondering really whether it will affect what you write – I hope not- or how we can respond.
January 2nd, 2010 @ 6:06 pm
On top of that you have to feel sorry for fans of the heavy Metal band Deicide..now that all their albums will be considered class A substances..
January 2nd, 2010 @ 6:20 pm
yeah, i reckon it is her top of the morning alright.
January 2nd, 2010 @ 6:23 pm
Heh..
Tip of the punaani…
January 2nd, 2010 @ 6:42 pm
Morgor, if you love Twenty just tell him. Ok you may be ugly (certainly compared to a mexican) but choice in a small inbred community like Irelands is limited. Eventually you all start to look like each other.
January 2nd, 2010 @ 6:50 pm
Thanks Maria, you’re a real star.
January 2nd, 2010 @ 7:12 pm
Captain Con!
Is that you and your split personalities?
It is not a 15 year old girl from Mexico.
January 2nd, 2010 @ 7:23 pm
I am who I am. I know no Captain Con.
January 2nd, 2010 @ 7:26 pm
Maybe it’s CJ’s big surprise. CJ masquerading as the Cap’n masquerading as Maria.
January 2nd, 2010 @ 7:30 pm
mariacustarde@live.com
OK!!
January 2nd, 2010 @ 7:37 pm
That’s your cue Maxi
January 2nd, 2010 @ 7:55 pm
http://www.irishtimes.com/newspaper/breaking/2010/0102/breaking22.htm
January 2nd, 2010 @ 8:11 pm
Ms Custarde, it’s not wise to put up your full name on the internet when there’s people like Maggot around. (no offence Maggot)
January 2nd, 2010 @ 8:16 pm
My Dad can deal with Maggot – wait does Maggot have a backbone.
January 2nd, 2010 @ 8:17 pm
None taken morgor the ladyboy.
January 2nd, 2010 @ 8:19 pm
pssst morgor
http://alicesoft.wikia.com/wiki/Maria_Custard
January 2nd, 2010 @ 8:23 pm
pssst morgor
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maggot
January 2nd, 2010 @ 9:24 pm
Thanks for the blasphemy link Maggot
January 2nd, 2010 @ 9:36 pm
Thankfully the way it is worded means that it won’t be blasphemy (against the sacred feminine) to use the word cunt .
January 2nd, 2010 @ 9:49 pm
I would like to quote Bill Casselman in my argument against the meek acceptance of the c word into mainstream english.
In spite of what others have said here it is singularly offensive to women.
‘The etymology of the word cunt is as disputed as its use in polite society. Not only is it one of the dozen major taboo words currently in English, cunt is for the majority of English-speaking women in the West the most loathsome of all vulgarisms.
When the word’s profane thunder hammers the tin of an English sentence, women hear the hateful and total dismissal of what Goethe called “the eternal feminine.”
Men, on the other hand, recognize something dark and redolent of body truth in cunt’s repellent monosyllabic starkness: namely, the male imperative to penetrate, ejaculate, and then make for the hills as quickly as possible in the hopes of chancing upon yet another opportunity to spread their insistent seed. No violins or perfumed love couches hover near the word. Cunt is a sex word with the romantic cloak of mutuality and lovingness flung off. This is also why men employ the word as one of the most frequent insults directed at women.
As Freud suggested, in order that civilization and the raising of the young may happen, the male’s chief impulse of ‘wham!-bam!-thank-you-m’am’ has had to be repressed. Women have been only too happy to oblige in such squelching. As Siggie further said, “Civilization is repression.”
The word cunt still mainly remains the one word in the English language that is considered more offensive than fuck ― this can be largely attributed to its history as a misogynist instrument, a history that elevates its offensiveness above that of rival four-letter words.’
January 2nd, 2010 @ 9:56 pm
“En México, el gato es reina y no se abuse”
Translates as:
In Mexico, the cat is queen and he does not abuse
Maybe its a clue?…
January 2nd, 2010 @ 10:09 pm
Sir-Dancealot-The-Rave – be careful about using Google translate. The cat is symbolic in Mexico – the phrase does not translate easily to english but in essence it means that Love and Knowledge triumphs over Hate and Ignorance.
January 2nd, 2010 @ 10:16 pm
Thanks Maria mind you it was Babel Fish I used to translate but what you shared there is a universal truth. Of course I’m sure you are aware Maria the first universal truth is Life is Suffering?
January 2nd, 2010 @ 10:20 pm
Sir-Dancealot-The-Rave – indeed .. we have a mexican approximation for that too which i will spare you (it also involves cats).
January 2nd, 2010 @ 10:27 pm
The first step is acceptance of that fact and cats are a perfect example of self-acceptance and great survivors…
January 2nd, 2010 @ 10:34 pm
Yes , which is why the cat is an icon of our culture (and indeed many others). Compare the cat to the dog and contrast the independence and self-reliance of the cat to the slavering obsequiousness of the dog to a different species. (now the dog lovers hate me !)
January 2nd, 2010 @ 10:42 pm
My experience of cats is if they don’t like the situation they are living in they move on nextdoor or down the road…that might explain why my mother “collects” stray cats they can spot a softie a mile away :-)
January 2nd, 2010 @ 11:35 pm
This made me smile.
Medics couldn’t get to the bottom of the pains coming from a drunken student’s stomach – until he turned over in bed and the ward’s TV changed channel. X-rays revealed that 19-year-old Huang Chen had had a TV remote control up his rear end
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/picturegalleries/pictures-of-the-year/6907305/Pictures-of-the-year-2009-medical-mishaps-horrible-hobbies-and-remarkable-records.html
January 2nd, 2010 @ 11:38 pm
Anyway Maria, highly unlikely you’re going to persuade anyone here to stop using the word cunt.
It’s quite possibly my favourite swearword.
Although i like the word vadge too.
January 2nd, 2010 @ 11:43 pm
Part of the Irish Cultural tradition Morgor. It’s recorded that Ferdia’s last words to Cuchulain were ” You Cunt”.
January 2nd, 2010 @ 11:48 pm
Vadge? I like it a new word for the new year. Thanks Morgor
January 2nd, 2010 @ 11:54 pm
Maria, although she is clearly a wind-up, is very boring now.
January 2nd, 2010 @ 11:57 pm
Vadge Badge
The hymen. Should only be used in a situation where a woman’s virginity is confirmed by her intact membrane. Since the hymen is viewed as a corporeal representation of chastity, it is referred to as a badge.
“Still sportin’ the Vadge Badge, miss?”
From The Urban Dictionary
January 3rd, 2010 @ 12:30 am
Germaine Greer say’s it’s fine to use the word cunt in any environment.
I hope you all enjoy this. I love.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f0NSiY01X-k
January 3rd, 2010 @ 12:42 am
Didn’t enjoy that. Thought yer man was a cunt, but thats only my opinion
January 3rd, 2010 @ 12:48 am
Wow, these comments are quite enjoyable, I can’t beleive I missed it all. I should do less tv and more web this year.
@Maria, I think that you are seriously overdue on growing up, go read something. And then read some more. Ah, and just so you know, everything you do or say on the internet lasts forever and will be used against you. You have been warned kid.
@Maggot, I love this one! :D I have overdosed daytime tv lately so I wish I had a drunken student handy, so I could… you know.
Anyways, happy new year, cunts, vadges and other.
January 3rd, 2010 @ 12:55 am
I’ll toss in something I was listening to today:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1xZeNueckzg&feature=related
January 3rd, 2010 @ 5:39 am
Re : Maria
I strongly suspect this to be the work of some long time lurker or poster
Exhibit A is the post “Fuck you Emer you sorry excuse for a shemale.”
She could only have know emer to be a shemale if she has been a long time reader of the forum
Anyways who give a fuck ..just ignore her
January 3rd, 2010 @ 7:29 am
I have given my email because I stand by what I have said. If you still think this is a windup look me up on Facebook.
January 3rd, 2010 @ 8:46 am
your face or mine Maria?
January 3rd, 2010 @ 10:06 am
Facebook is for cunts
January 3rd, 2010 @ 10:41 am
Can I just mention what I love about cats?
I love the sound they make when you give them a good swing around the room.
Is it just me or their tails getting looser than they used to be?
January 3rd, 2010 @ 10:52 am
Maria, if you’re going to pose a feminist objection to the word cunt, at least cite a fucking feminist author and not some dude who ends with the following:
“There are many internet sites teeming with usage notes on English obscenities, some of them even written by persons who can spell. I shall conclude with a joke that got me in big trouble in my third collection of Canadian Sayings. Infuriated damsels from Vancouver Island to New Brunswick wrote to my former publisher urging her to stop publishing my books and to arrange, if possible, to have me castrated live on the noon news by a woman dressed as Boudicca using a large pair of dull pliers. I had been so bold as to reprint a bawdy joke that demonstrates the way men use the word in the continuing battle of the sexes.
The joke goes like this:
Question: Why did God create the yeast infection?
Answer: So women too would know what it’s like to live with an irritating cunt.”
Instead of reading stupid dudes, try Inga Muscio’s book “Cunt: A Declaration of Independence” or Barbara G. Walker’s “Encyclopedia of Myths and Secrets” or Luce Irigaray’s “This Sex Which is Not One.”
Don’t be lazy at least. After you actually finish Feminism 101 you’ll see that cunt is no big deal.
To all who are offended by that joke: go join a cult. Maybe you can bribe god to “git” me? The civilized remainder of our merry company shall continue our study of the English language.
http://www.billcasselman.com/unpublished_works/cunt_wordorigin_use.htm
January 3rd, 2010 @ 10:54 am
Oops!
The last paragraph is the end of Casselman’s shitty article.
January 3rd, 2010 @ 11:15 am
Medbh
I deliberately did not quote an overtly feminist author. The readers of twenty appear not to be the most academically inclined and might not have appreciated a purely feminist perspective.
Your opinion of Bill not withstanding, he is witty and intelligent. This combination I am sad to say is often lacking in my sisters and their swivel-eyed scribblings.
The cunt joke is not offensive because it is funny .. it is the machine-gun use of the word I object to.
January 3rd, 2010 @ 11:44 am
Haha, are all teenagers as full of shit as you Maria?
Anyway Twenty, I know how much you like owls
http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/Owls/
January 3rd, 2010 @ 11:50 am
Facebook is for cunts
and is as reliable as Wikipedia – any cunt can write anything they like on it.
January 3rd, 2010 @ 11:51 am
As I say .. not the brightest bunch.
January 3rd, 2010 @ 11:52 am
The readers of twenty appear not to be the most academically inclined and might not have appreciated a purely feminist perspective.
Oh dear.
Cheers, Morgor. That’s ace.
January 3rd, 2010 @ 11:53 am
As I say .. not the brightest bunch.
Yet you’re the one hanging around here. Nice one, brains.
January 3rd, 2010 @ 11:55 am
Twenty .. a comment from you without a single cunt thrown in. Are you losing your touch.
January 3rd, 2010 @ 11:58 am
You criticise people for not being the brightest, yet you don’t even put a question mark on a question. People in glass houses, and all that …
January 3rd, 2010 @ 12:02 pm
A selection of comments in support of my theory that the Irish Intelligentsia are underrepresented on these pages.
Facebook is for cunts
Haha, are all teenagers as full of shit as you ?
your face or mine Maria?
Anyways who give a fuck ..just ignore her
“Still sportin’ the Vadge Badge, miss?”
Proud to be a pervert
January 3rd, 2010 @ 12:03 pm
Casselman is Canadian ? Say no more.
January 3rd, 2010 @ 12:04 pm
Come on Twenty .. is that the best you can do .. a missing question mark. Is pedantry going to be your last defence ?????????????????????????????????
January 3rd, 2010 @ 12:05 pm
If Cunt was good enough for Shakespeare to pun round, who are you to object ?
January 3rd, 2010 @ 12:06 pm
No do say more Maggot you lame brain.
January 3rd, 2010 @ 12:08 pm
because maggot ‘to pun around is the key’ If Shakespeare had used cunt in every third sentence we would have had Twenty and not Shakespeare.
January 3rd, 2010 @ 12:17 pm
Lord Maria, you are such a boring cunt – you should visit Bock the Robber – they would appreciate you over there.
http://bocktherobber.com/
January 3rd, 2010 @ 12:23 pm
So Maggot retires from the argument, gracelessly conceding defeat.
January 3rd, 2010 @ 12:23 pm
Maria the only person who sounds like a real cunt on this page now is you. Everyone else now sounds lame in comparison. Are you happy now? Have you achieved your objective?
January 3rd, 2010 @ 12:27 pm
Sir-Dancealot-The-Rave – they never needed any help to sound lame.
Objective: A commitment from Twenty to clean up his act.
January 3rd, 2010 @ 12:32 pm
Result: No such commitment will be forthcoming.
In the meantime perhaps you could go bother somebody your own age, you boring cunt.
January 3rd, 2010 @ 12:35 pm
Back to my day job at the ST then.
January 3rd, 2010 @ 12:50 pm
gracelessly conceding defeat.
I fell asleep. A good troll hold’s it’s target’s attention. And the ST thing has already been done.
January 3rd, 2010 @ 1:27 pm
5 year olds are a lot more philosophical. Mine likes “nice stuff not tickling or scaring or being upslide-down” and wonders why we wear shoes when we go outside. A troll that age would be far more tolerant.
January 3rd, 2010 @ 1:59 pm
Me smells a Bald Devil….
January 3rd, 2010 @ 2:00 pm
How to spend New Year in style, snowed in at the pub for 3 days!
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/north_yorkshire/8438314.stm
January 3rd, 2010 @ 3:17 pm
I have a Vaj Badge…somewhere…oh, maybe I swapped it for a Emily’s List badge…
There’s more discussion of flanges here than at a gynocologists’ conference, so I think he’s still up to form.
January 3rd, 2010 @ 4:18 pm
JJ Celery Says:
January 3rd, 2010 at 12:55 am
I’ll toss in something I was listening to today:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1xZeNueckzg&feature=related
jeesh!
That’s pretty too much like MOR music for my taste JJ. Also; he’s wearing a white suit; I think it was Raffles who said “the definition of a gentleman is one who can play the bagpipes but doesn’t”. Same goes for white suits in my mind.
January 3rd, 2010 @ 7:12 pm
Happy New Troll, Twenty.
This how-do-you-solve-a problem-like-Maria character is obviously a dolphin.
That said, I have long been looking for a feminist Mexican to explain to me why it is that Frida Kahlo is so much more famous than Remedios Varo. The only answer I’ve been able to come up with is Diego Rivera.
January 3rd, 2010 @ 8:11 pm
Maria,or should I say Mario, you wouldn’t want to have been hanging by your balls since you saw fifteen that’s for sure. Be truthful now, your name is really Mario, not Maria, you’re in your thirties, unemployed and you are writing on this blog only to bust balls and for no other reason. To your credit, you’re doing a good job of it but you’re wearing thin. You probably bounced around from blog to blog trying to get a rise out of someone without success until you landed here. I have a feeling that you are going to take root and never go away unless you get a one time visit from Lucky.
Mexico? The closest you ever came to Mexico is a geography book. You’re an agitator, that’s all you are. An aggitator with too much time on his hands who took up aggrevating people for a hobby. That, plus you’re a shitmerchant.
January 3rd, 2010 @ 8:49 pm
You wont be bothered by Maria again too soon. Padre Custarde found out her silliness and gave her a mexicano azotes.
Adiós
January 3rd, 2010 @ 9:33 pm
What .. broken the little cunts back has he ! Ha
January 3rd, 2010 @ 9:36 pm
No just a finger.
January 3rd, 2010 @ 9:40 pm
who the fuck are you
January 3rd, 2010 @ 9:44 pm
sorry i should have explained .. i am Maria’s sister. our father is very strict so when he found Maria talking to men of womens parts he was enraged. he has corrected maria who will now behave. he is sorry she offended people and she now knows her place.
January 3rd, 2010 @ 9:51 pm
good for him.
January 3rd, 2010 @ 9:56 pm
Is “men of womens parts” another way of saying cunts?
January 3rd, 2010 @ 10:04 pm
sorry let me try again .. my english is not good. My father believe that 15 year old girl should not talk of sex with mature men, that is all.
January 3rd, 2010 @ 10:08 pm
i hope the explanation is good. i go away now as this page is not for me as a woman even at 22. i say goodbye and apologize again for disgrace.
January 3rd, 2010 @ 10:10 pm
Fascinating, why the Steinbeck allusion – East Of Eden ?
January 3rd, 2010 @ 10:21 pm
@msggot sorry explain
January 3rd, 2010 @ 10:26 pm
Abra was one of the characters in East of Eden, the girl who caused the rift between Cal and Aron – a name based in sexism, as she explained that her father said he wanted a son and God sent him Abra.
January 3rd, 2010 @ 10:32 pm
also the Association of Burns and Reconstructive Anaesthetists which Maria may need to consult with that gob on her.
January 3rd, 2010 @ 10:43 pm
Maggot, is her surname Cadabra?
January 3rd, 2010 @ 10:45 pm
Her real name is candida vaginitis Conan
January 3rd, 2010 @ 10:53 pm
Abra/Martin/Maria – all the same person. Somebody with really too much time on their hands
January 4th, 2010 @ 12:41 am
I’m disappointed Maria isn’t real. I liked the idea of my seed being ‘insistent’.
January 4th, 2010 @ 12:48 am
Look.. i still have turkey soup and some mince pies and some aldi wine. If any of you need help ..and if you can find me.. maybe you can hire
January 4th, 2010 @ 1:29 am
heh – Manchester Utd, great start to the new year!
The cunts.
January 4th, 2010 @ 2:15 am
Vadge is a swearword? Surely not, morgor. And V card is better than Vadge Badge.
Not that I’d know about either of course.
Your face or mine is brilliant, and caused me to giggle. Nice one.
January 4th, 2010 @ 9:27 am
Cunts are OK, you can scratch them, a bit like scratch cards but with less chance winning anything, I’ve even got to scratch the odd one that didn’t belong to me, but I do know a few cunts that need scratching with something like a pitchfork.
Happy new year!
January 5th, 2010 @ 12:47 am
itchybollix my music taste is eclectic at best :> This song just makes me smile :)
After that I was listening to Bohemian Rapsody by Muppets, also made me smile.
Maybe I’m just easily amused.
Like, I was amused by Maria/Abra/Cunt of unspecified age in her chaotic attack-defense-retreat act that reminded me strongly of my own behaviour when I was six. Golden years I tell you.
Size Ten, you shouldn’t scratch all of the cunts as something may fall out. They’re like pinata.