Are cannibals discerning?

I mean, you know the way some people like beef but don’t like lamb, are there some cannibals who just don’t like the taste of certain flesh?

Or would they prefer a nice, lean person to an overweight one who would have lots of fat on their meat?

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36 Responses to Are cannibals discerning?

  1. Come on then, somebody get the inevitable Mary Harney joke over with and out of the way.

  2. kevtherev says:

    to all the vegetarians out there. if God didn’t want us to eat animals he would not have made them out of meat

  3. Twenty Major says:

    Or he would have made them all taste like armadillo

  4. gobnait o'lunacy says:

    I wonder do they like white meat or dark meat?

  5. morgor says:

    Surely a nice plump roasted baby would be the nicest.

  6. maggot says:

    I’ll bet they prefer to eat vegetarians as herbivore flesh is tastiest.

  7. Fill3rup says:

    I’d say The Long Hall is hell for the regulars around this time on year,as is any local bar..
    Fucking amateurs that go on the session for 2 weeks of the year are just loud and messy..cunts

  8. Twenty Major says:

    It was horrendously busy last night. Stayed for one, went elsewhere.

  9. I suppose it might depend if the human sources of the meat were office workers or free range.

  10. maggot says:

    Has anybody read “The Kindly Ones” by Jonathan Littell? There is an interesting discussion about cannibalism in Stalingrad. Superb book.

    http://www.guardian.co.uk/books/2009/feb/22/history-holocaust-books-jonathan-littell

  11. Fill3rup says:

    Frozen Food eh?

    “Mum’s gone to Stalingrad”

    Catchy slogan..

  12. Holemaster says:

    A group of young tribesmen from Papua New Guinea were on holidays here a few years back and unwittingly parked their minibus on double yellows in town. When they came back to it later, a traffic warden was placing a ticket on the windscreen. They asked him what it was and he told them it’s a fine, young cannibals.

  13. maggot says:

    Frozen Food eh?

    It was fresh food !

  14. rape-a-tron says:

    everyone knows that fat is where meat get’s all it’s flavour from.

    as someone said a nice plump baby or fat child would be best

  15. The Mowl says:

    What’s the human equivalent of the wish-bone?

  16. Fill3rup says:

    Maggot:”I can assure you,they were fresh,when they were frozen…”
    Try and guess the qoute..

  17. Ten Park Drive says:

    I like to eat pussy, myself.

  18. Holemaster says:

    You are what you eat.

  19. maggot the kitkat says:

    Yummy!

  20. Jonny Friendly says:

    does that make you a cock holemaster….ho ho ho!

    could not resist!

  21. maggot the kitkat says:

    Get him HM!

  22. Ten Park Drive says:

    Don’t knock it till you’ve tried it girls.

  23. Holemaster says:

    No, I’m a cunt.

  24. Cannibalism in 50′s America was all the rage.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=53pQYsoncDw

  25. maggot the kitkat says:

    I’m fond of a Zombie film.

  26. I wouldn’t mind a stint as a human version of a Japanese Kobe Beef Cow. They get beer and massages every day.

  27. maggot the kitkat says:

    need to be careful with the timing though Lung.

  28. Peadar says:

    It’s kinda the same as women, you don’t want em too skinny, a bit of fat is good.
    I wonder would they be racist and not eat black meat?

  29. maggot the kitkat says:

    Could they tell once it was skinned Peadar?

  30. Peadar says:

    good question, i don’t know. But sure there’d be a smell of it

  31. maggot the kitkat says:

    According to the Hollies they don’t weigh a lot.

  32. GLUAISTEAN says:

    YO, KEVTHE REV – IF GOD HAD NOT INTENDED FOR ORAL SEX HE WOULD NOT HAVE MADE IT LOOK LIKE A TACO…

  33. maggot the kitkat says:

    Never seen a bleeding hairy taco Gluey

  34. kevtherev says:

    Eating tacos yes indeedand that is why God gave women belly-buttons. A place to leave your gum on the way down

  35. maggot the kitkat says:

    I’ll never eat a taco again.

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