“Fuck you I won’t do what you tell me!”
Except buy a song which says “Fuck you I won’t do what you tell me!”.
After that though, seriously fuck you, I really won’t do what you tell me.
Probably.
“Fuck you I won’t do what you tell me!”
Except buy a song which says “Fuck you I won’t do what you tell me!”.
After that though, seriously fuck you, I really won’t do what you tell me.
Probably.
Ah sure it was a great ol sing along back in the day.
Yer not tryingto curtail artistic expression or anything like that?
This whole fuckin’ thing is so lame. Seriously, I’m already completely bored by anyone even mentioning it. Jesus, what a load of sac.
This whole fuckin’ thing is so lame. Seriously, I’m already completely bored by anyone even mentioning it. Jesus, what a load of sac. Do we have an x-factor fan?
Big fan Morgor..he was devestated when Jedward were knocked out…
Off Topic, but this is class!
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-pacific/8417963.stm
They have names, you know. John and Edward Grimes. Not this ‘Jedward’.
And they did themselves and Ireland proud.
They didn’t need to use bad language in a pathetic attempt to gain notoriety.
Just raw talent.
They should do a cover of the Rage Against the Machine song.
“Flip off I won’t do what you tell me!!!! LOL”
They needed testicle punching. Or a night of being used and abused by Subo.
“Ah Flip it ,we’ll do anything you tell us,(to get on television)”
They didn’t need to use bad language in a pathetic attempt to gain notoriety.
Just raw talent.
Infact what it means is that you need minus talent to be popular with the mewling cabbages that watch xfactor..
Next year watch as Corky shoots through the heats only to get knocked on in the semi’s when its between him and “gay guy in a coma” in the knock out public vote..
gay guy in a coma
Isn’t that a Smiths song?
SuperGrover:
Where do you see their careers going? Is it possible they have too much talent? Are Jedward TOO awesome?
I need help with writing a joke but here’s the punchline:
Jedward Woodward
What do you get when you cross an actor with two planks from Lucan?
Hmm.
What do you call two planks from Lucan dressed as The Equaliser?
Better.
Bought some cauliflower in Tesco earlier Twenty, want to come round for dinner? Mind you, it is snowing quite heavily where I am in Jockland.
That’s as much pre-punchline thinking as I’m gonna do, HM.
maggot – very kind offer, but no thanks. Some hail here in Dublin all the same.
Off Topic, but this is class!
What topic? What the fuck are yous rambling about?
Pudding will be cauliflower ice cream and viscount cheesecake ?
Tempting as that is I’ll have to pass
I’m off out now for pints with some exceptionally cute impressionable young ladies.
How awful for you.
Awful for them surely ?
So. Is jesus fucking his mummy? Or do I not get it?
Common error, itchy.
No, God fucked Mary, but as He and Jesus are one being, he used Gabriel’s cock to avoid any accusations of incest.
Luke 1:35 (ish)
I have indigestion after eating a M&S steak pie, spuds and salad. Worth it though.
Well,fuck you Twenty ,you old spunk swallowing cunt.
See yer still posting the old drivel .
Must catch up-long time since Myself and ER II spitroasted ye.
thanks gimme. It all makes perfect sense now. I’m going to call myself gabriel. No wonder gaybo scored. itchy godfather bollix.
Ooooooooh, that’s what a Jedward is. I had to do some research cos we never heard of them here. In the great tradition of Celtic Thunder, The Irish Tenors, Boyzone, Celtic Woman and all the greats. Yes, it makes you proud to be Irish, so it does.
By the way, that thing in New Zealand, what’s the world coming to?. They should hunt down whoever painted over the image of Joseph and the Blessed Virgin.
No, God fucked Mary, but as He and Jesus are one being, he used Gabriel’s cock to avoid any accusations of incest.
Y’know Moses was the product of incest too? I was playing a bible trivia game when i was drunk for the laugh. No idea where my sister got the game from though…