I was in the supermarket the other day and I was followed by a man on crutches. Everywhere I went he was right behind. Clickity-clicking that crutchy noise. This bothered me somewhat but not unduly. Until I realised that the reason the man was on crutches was because one of his feet was missing.
Obviously I have no idea what happened, accident, diabetic tragedy, landmine or something else, but I found it most discomforting. Was he looking at my feet with great envy? What if he were an eccentric millionaire who, having already lined up a personal Dr Nick style surgeon, would kidnap me and hack off one of my feet so as to complete his set?
Scary thoughts. I like my feet just where they are, thank you very much. Luckily my recent fitness regime paid off and I was able to outrun him in the canned goods aisle.
He’s out there though, foot watching. I know it.
That was Kaiser Soze….. there’s nothing wrong with his feet.
He might be expecting you to do something with them…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D6vdD5HOSgw
You’ll be lying awake in your scratcher imagining you hear crutchy noises ……
ah Twenty,what if the shoe was on the other blah blah blah..?
A diabetic tragedy?
Like suddenly getting his foot crushed by a diabetic driver? Or maybe being shot by an interrupted diabetic burglar?
Saw him surrounded by a couple of people on Wicklow Street yesterday.
“He’s faking it,” I wanted to say, but didn’t have the balls.
I’m pretty sure his crutches are loaded with tranquiliser darts and such.
surrounded by a couple of people
Hmmmm…
Slow today.
Fridays usually are.
This is quite good – http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Jgkm2pdWgY
Did anyone hear that recording from the Dáil this afternoon of a green party td saying Fuck you twice at Emmet Stag?
How appropriate
http://www.irishelection.com/2009/12/fuck-you-deputy-stagg/
That’s an amazing vid Twenty. The Chinese are great are being pixels.
What do you call a million Chinese in a Croke Park?
HD!
It was me Twenty. I was storking you.
What’s storking?
One leg, Holemaster
Ah. Good one.
Right, I’m off to get a bit locked on an empty stomach only to regret it the morning.
Laughing at the Gogarty thing, that’s brilliant.
Video here – http://www.tv3.ie/article.php?article_id=27622&locID=1.2.139.&pagename=home
Democracy in the Dail is healthier than previously thought then.
So, my ROI Chums, what is the juicy gossip that is too hot for the UK?
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/8408760.stm
Maggot, apparently he liked to be taken aggressively from behind with a huge strap-on dildo.
Par for the course in Florida allegedly.
It’s like Treasure Island, and Pew. Beware the black spot.
Tap Tap Tap.
Ar, Twenty, lad.
Yes, he’s a dangerous man. I know it.