Meteor ad bloke is the biggest cunt in Ireland
No point dragging this out. The people have spoken, and quite a large number of them too, and the result is conclusive.
Meteor ad bloke is the biggest cunt in Ireland. He wins the top prize … sex with an ebola monkey’s blood torn arse, whether he likes it or not.
Sorry Vodafone bloke, even your poxy radio follow up ad didn’t do it. The smuggy beardness of Meteor bloke won out. You have to give him credit for one thing though – he did it with a beard so now all smuggy beardos around town will be wary of people calling them ‘CUNT’ very loudly over the Christmas period, while cleanly shaven Meteor bloke looks on with fresh faced smugness. The cunning cunt.
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On another entirely unrelated note isn’t it disappointing to find out people you like are actually complete and utter loons? I’m not talking about real life now, because most people in real life are mentalists and spas, but the other day I was reading around and came across mention of Northern Exposure.
Now, I used to really like that show. It was quirky and funny but it also had Maggie O’Connell who was the kind of cute the singer from the Sundays sounded but wasn’t. So I figured I’d find out what she was up to these days as I don’t think I’ve seen her on telly or in film since.
It turns out she’s a God freak who releases christian yoga videos, no seriously, and she’s got that weird look women who are addicted to plastic surgery get. I mean, normal yoga is bad enough, with its stretching and moving and having to bend in unnatural ways, but christian yoga is at least three worse.
She’s not the Maggie O’Connell I knew.
December 10th, 2009 at 3:30 pm
I remember her, one of my first crushes. Maybe she turned to God after killing all her boyfriends
December 10th, 2009 at 3:36 pm
Or when someone killed all her boyfriends.
December 10th, 2009 at 3:46 pm
maybe they killed thamselves after listening her go on about how great jesus is
December 10th, 2009 at 3:47 pm
Christian yoga has been around since P Benny got the top job in Romesville.
Basically you put your head up your arse whenever the catholic church is justifiably criticised and hum an ‘ave Maria to your sphincter until you can’t hear the criticism any more.
Its very popular in Ireland. Particularly among the western peasant sector of the population.
Is mise,
Con
December 10th, 2009 at 3:49 pm
You reckon Benny can do a mean Muktahastaśīrṣāsana?
December 10th, 2009 at 4:08 pm
You reckon Benny can do a mean Muktahastaśīrṣāsana?
If you can hum it ,he’ll sing it..
December 10th, 2009 at 4:19 pm
O’Connell and Fleischmann, one of the great romances of our time. I am sorry to hear she has gone mental.
December 10th, 2009 at 4:26 pm
still, great hoop!
December 10th, 2009 at 5:11 pm
i was far more heartbroken when i found that the lovely Ms Calender from Buffy the Vampire Slayer (Robia La Morte) is a woeful god botherer too; she looked kinda dirty on the TV show which made it seem like a bigger waste…
December 10th, 2009 at 6:27 pm
I was distressed to find out that the current HTP was a nazi.
December 10th, 2009 at 6:57 pm
Janine Turner aka Maggie O’Connell is a gorgeous looking hottie who also happens to be a far right, republican, bible-bashing, wingnut, Sarah Palin supporting nutter. Spite has replaced lust in my Janine Turner fantasy.
December 10th, 2009 at 7:12 pm
C’mon Mosh, you’d ride Palin, admit it!
December 10th, 2009 at 7:18 pm
For spite…
December 10th, 2009 at 7:22 pm
In St. Patrick’s Cathedral on video tape, and I’d wipe off with Ronald Reagans picture
December 10th, 2009 at 7:23 pm
with a clinton mask on
December 10th, 2009 at 7:25 pm
Maybe we could get Sinead O’Connor to do the filming and Michael Moore doing commentary
December 10th, 2009 at 7:33 pm
squealer or moaner ?
December 10th, 2009 at 7:36 pm
I’m more of a grunter actually
December 10th, 2009 at 7:46 pm
Good to see Sinead had a letter in the IT.
http://www.irishtimes.com/newspaper/letters/2009/1209/1224260351419.html
December 10th, 2009 at 8:31 pm
Ah Father Sinead O’Connor. She forgot to say ‘an stuff an things’.
December 10th, 2009 at 8:36 pm
She’s a pal of Pat Buckley which makes her OK in my book!
December 10th, 2009 at 8:45 pm
“On behalf of all Irish artists”?
What a dumb bitch.
December 10th, 2009 at 9:59 pm
And there was Twenty giving dirty Dave a hard time a few days back about a fantasy tv bird.
December 11th, 2009 at 7:32 am
Thanks twenty … that young wan that uses the crucifix as a dildo is wanktastic
all those youtube vids will keep me huffing and puffing throughtout the weekend
Unzzzzzzzziipppp………
December 11th, 2009 at 9:01 am
It is very worrying indeed when one’s crushes can’t stay true to form.
I swear if Rosario Dawson becomes a Jesus freak, I’ll just give up and join a monastery.
(Maybe that way I’d get to meet her, heh)
December 11th, 2009 at 10:05 am
Cannot believe that bollocks in the Toadaphone ad lost. He is the raw, dripping essence of all things cunt.
Cliffhanger was on last week, it’s not the same now that oul Maggie has become a right-wing mentallist.
December 11th, 2009 at 11:56 pm
I still would. But I’d start shouting about beelzebub at the moment of ecstacy. That’d be great fun.
December 13th, 2009 at 9:42 pm
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