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So old Ben Dunne has made it free to put up ads on his new website which is called bendunnedotcom and if you try and you don’t like it then don’t use it again.
However, you know the internet folks, the first whiff of mischief and they’re on like flies on shit. I mean, I can see people are taking advantage already.
Click for big.
Luckily though I can’t imagine too many more people would place entirely free and ludicrous ads and then, you know, post links or screenshots on for others to laugh at.
That would be bold.
Update: Looks like the puppies are gone. Wonder if we’ll get many offers for this
Update:
December 9th, 2009 at 9:04 am
It’s a reasonable price, in fairness.
December 9th, 2009 at 9:08 am
That would be just worong. And difficult to do in work. But this evening…
December 9th, 2009 at 9:08 am
Yes, worong. Look it up.
December 9th, 2009 at 9:22 am
Jooooooe Oim from Clontaaaarf Oim very upset by de rapin puppies add
December 9th, 2009 at 9:30 am
I see (R)apey is busy trying to get the Karma levels back then..
December 9th, 2009 at 9:48 am
i vowed never to go on bendunne.com that’s bendunne.com but how can i not now?
December 9th, 2009 at 9:51 am
You mean thats not your ad?
December 9th, 2009 at 9:55 am
Free ? – What’s in it for Ben Dunne?
December 9th, 2009 at 10:20 am
Post updated with a new ad (that some scamp has made).
December 9th, 2009 at 10:21 am
http://www.bendunne.com/ads/7257-fat-clown
December 9th, 2009 at 10:29 am
December 9th, 2009 at 10:29 am
Twenty, it must be the same ’scamp’ with the puppies cos he’s got the same phone number. I wonder what else he has in the attic?
Any chance he’s got a Brian Lendahand, the builders’ friend?
December 9th, 2009 at 10:30 am
Fair play to you Twenty,being able to find the ads so quickly…
December 9th, 2009 at 10:30 am
no reply on the puppy ad phone number, damn, they must all be taken,
December 9th, 2009 at 10:43 am
bendunneditcom be done gone :-(
”
The page you were looking for doesn’t exist.
You may have mistyped the address or the page may have moved.
“
December 9th, 2009 at 10:47 am
hehe..
December 9th, 2009 at 11:02 am
“BenDunne.com will be back at 11:30am offering Free advertisements until December 18th. We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause”
December 9th, 2009 at 11:05 am
I can just imagine the conversations Ben Dunne has had with his family and friends.
“No Ben, that’s probably not a great idea really. People will mock and put up silly ads and devalue your website”
“But I know what I’m doing, I have a plan”
“Yeah Ben, it’s called Gumtree or Buy and Sell”.
December 9th, 2009 at 12:34 pm
http://www.bendunne.com/ads/7334-brendunne-com
December 9th, 2009 at 12:35 pm
Those rascals are at it again.
December 9th, 2009 at 12:37 pm
Allan – heh, just saw that.
December 9th, 2009 at 12:46 pm
Pesky Prankers..
December 9th, 2009 at 12:49 pm
I wonder if I should place my Viscounts for sex offer on his site? Only been one taker here so far.
December 9th, 2009 at 12:53 pm
Too easy.
December 9th, 2009 at 12:55 pm
http://www.bendunne.com/ads/7361-for-sale-a-way-to-make-love-last
or: http://photos-d.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs114.snc3/16157_223469000049_728090049_4627664_4872321_n.jpg
December 9th, 2009 at 1:11 pm
December 9th, 2009 at 1:11 pm
December 9th, 2009 at 1:24 pm
they take them down again fairly sharpish.
December 9th, 2009 at 1:26 pm
http://www.bendunne.com/ads/7396-flying-lessons
December 9th, 2009 at 1:27 pm
Ha! This one has made the front page: http://www.bendunne.com/ads/7396-flying-lessons
December 9th, 2009 at 1:33 pm
I wonder what scamp put that one up…
December 9th, 2009 at 1:46 pm
http://www.bendunne.com/ads/7411-ivan-hardon-rod-specialist
Nice one!
December 9th, 2009 at 1:54 pm
This should keep me amused for a little while – http://beendunne.com/
December 9th, 2009 at 1:54 pm
Jurassic!
December 9th, 2009 at 1:56 pm
Ha! Classic!
December 9th, 2009 at 1:57 pm
This one seems quit good value: http://www.bendunne.com/ads/7421-spainish-apartment
December 9th, 2009 at 1:57 pm
More to come, I’m sure, Steph.
December 9th, 2009 at 2:00 pm
€300 for the apartment, I’ll take it!
December 9th, 2009 at 2:05 pm
December 9th, 2009 at 2:09 pm
December 9th, 2009 at 2:10 pm
haha, deadly
December 9th, 2009 at 2:11 pm
Hah!
Great stuff – keep up the good work!
December 9th, 2009 at 2:11 pm
[...] old BenDunne.com is getting spammed like it’s going out of fashion. Twenty Major has been following some of the fun as have the robots on [...]
December 9th, 2009 at 2:12 pm
There’s some poor fucker in a sweat in a windowless office somewhere on an industrial estate taking these ads down as fast as they go up… at gunpoint.
December 9th, 2009 at 2:18 pm
That’ll learn him to bombard the fucking Airways hawkin’ his new hairbrained and unoriginal idea…
December 9th, 2009 at 2:22 pm
December 9th, 2009 at 2:24 pm
Nuk nuk nuk
December 9th, 2009 at 2:25 pm
http://www.bendunne.com/ads/7472-soiled-panties
December 9th, 2009 at 2:25 pm
I like it…
http://www.bendunne.com/ads/7468-spam-remover
December 9th, 2009 at 2:30 pm
http://www.bendunne.com/ads/7461-car-for-sale
December 9th, 2009 at 2:36 pm
WTF is Gary Coleman doing in Tipperary?
December 9th, 2009 at 2:37 pm
Inspired by the geek in windowless office comment by Holemaster at 2.12 I put this up:
December 9th, 2009 at 2:38 pm
heh
December 9th, 2009 at 2:42 pm
December 9th, 2009 at 2:48 pm
I think he’s giving up: http://www.bendunne.com/ads/7506-web-site
December 9th, 2009 at 2:49 pm
Ha! Great fun. Just added one.
http://www.bendunne.com/ads/7506-web-site
December 9th, 2009 at 2:57 pm
Taken down already John. Screenshots are the way to go.
December 9th, 2009 at 3:00 pm
Yeah thought it might last a bit longer. They’re going down quick enough.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/jbraine/4172027006/sizes/l/
December 9th, 2009 at 3:04 pm
December 9th, 2009 at 3:05 pm
Quick
http://www.bendunne.com/ads/7527-country-for-sale
December 9th, 2009 at 3:11 pm
Jayz Twenty, there’s no market for billy goats. Better put him up as ‘free’ to a Green Party member.
December 9th, 2009 at 3:13 pm
heh, uploaded that one for you HM.
December 9th, 2009 at 3:14 pm
Conan – maybe Senator de Burca can take a goat with her when she goes off to her €120,000 a year job in Brussels.
December 9th, 2009 at 3:17 pm
Oh no, is that a fact I’ve missed or something you’ve invented to torment me?
December 9th, 2009 at 3:21 pm
http://www.mamanpoulet.com/deirdre-de-burca-leaving-seanad-for-european-commission/
December 9th, 2009 at 3:36 pm
100 yo yo for a fat clown from Biffaly!
outrageous!
Put a fat gimp from Biffaly up there and I’ll get back to you.
December 9th, 2009 at 3:38 pm
As for yer wan Twenty. Rats, sinking ships, etc,etc.
December 9th, 2009 at 3:41 pm
http://www.bendunne.com/ads/7461-car-for-sale
December 9th, 2009 at 3:43 pm
December 9th, 2009 at 3:58 pm
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHH
Sorry, blame the Greens.
December 9th, 2009 at 4:03 pm
Still there…
December 9th, 2009 at 4:04 pm
I do like that flying lessons one. I suspect that scamp might not be too far away
December 9th, 2009 at 4:08 pm
You could probably see them with that eyephone, although it’d give a squelchy feel to the touch screen.
December 9th, 2009 at 4:14 pm
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December 9th, 2009 at 4:31 pm
December 9th, 2009 at 4:45 pm
Did you get that goat off Sid Trotter?
December 9th, 2009 at 4:48 pm
December 9th, 2009 at 4:58 pm
December 9th, 2009 at 5:13 pm
I’m telling you, that poor guy in that windowless room is about to collapse from exhaustion from taking these ads down. But I’d say he’s laughing his hole off at the same time.
December 9th, 2009 at 5:14 pm
heh – http://www.bendunne.com/ads/7651-babysitter-service
December 9th, 2009 at 5:16 pm
This is not mine, but will put it up here because they’re bound to take it down.
December 9th, 2009 at 5:16 pm
That’s one of mine.
December 9th, 2009 at 5:17 pm
Awesome
December 9th, 2009 at 5:18 pm
Not mine but this is just great…
http://www.bendunne.com/ads/7645-sacred-heart-of-bertie
December 9th, 2009 at 5:21 pm
Classic – not mine either. Will stick it up before they take it down. Kudos to whoever it was.
December 9th, 2009 at 5:22 pm
Ahem…
December 9th, 2009 at 5:23 pm
You’ve been busy Pecker.
I’ve done fuck all work this afternoon.
December 9th, 2009 at 5:24 pm
HM, I think that’s one of my old teachers.
And …girl power!
December 9th, 2009 at 5:26 pm
I wonder are they hiring?
Victims of their own success, and all that.
December 9th, 2009 at 5:40 pm
Good work, pecker
December 9th, 2009 at 5:57 pm
Ben Dunne might be thanking us for the traffic we’re driving over there.
December 9th, 2009 at 6:18 pm
Holy shit, I just got an order! :D
Only 9,981 of the things left to shift, now…
December 9th, 2009 at 6:25 pm
True, Allan – maybe he’ll let me voice his next ad as a reward,
December 9th, 2009 at 6:27 pm
Was the BVM really flat chested ?
December 9th, 2009 at 6:30 pm
http://www.bendunne.com/ads/7716-placards-for-sale
December 9th, 2009 at 6:41 pm
December 9th, 2009 at 6:41 pm
heh at the placards
December 9th, 2009 at 6:42 pm
That is class!
December 9th, 2009 at 6:57 pm
Not mine, but saved for posterity.
December 9th, 2009 at 6:58 pm
http://www.bendunne.com/ads/7759-bent-businessman
December 9th, 2009 at 6:59 pm
Try again
December 9th, 2009 at 7:07 pm
Is that Throatripper ?
December 9th, 2009 at 7:18 pm
I wonder is that poor fucker still there deleting all the joke ads. He has to go home at some stage.
December 9th, 2009 at 7:27 pm
http://www.bendunne.com/ads/7801-kidney-for-sale
December 9th, 2009 at 7:27 pm
December 9th, 2009 at 7:29 pm
Added that, HM
December 9th, 2009 at 7:32 pm
December 9th, 2009 at 8:00 pm
I did one!
December 9th, 2009 at 8:54 pm
Ha ha ha love it
December 9th, 2009 at 9:24 pm
Take a bow Git.
December 9th, 2009 at 9:29 pm
Ok, own up, whoever this is…
http://www.bendunne.com/ads/7904-donkeys
December 9th, 2009 at 10:13 pm
I think that’s real Pecker. That makes it even funnier.
December 9th, 2009 at 10:16 pm
I half watching the budget on Primetime, half making up silly ads for Bendunnedotcom, that’s bendunnedotcom.
And now I’m goingforapissdotcom, that’s goingforapissdotcom. If I like it, I’ll do it again. If I don’t, I won’t.
December 9th, 2009 at 10:49 pm
It’s great fun. I added two myself.
December 9th, 2009 at 11:03 pm
hah, splendid
December 9th, 2009 at 11:58 pm
had to add to it..
December 9th, 2009 at 11:58 pm
Oh fecking link bastard broke
http://www.bendunne.com/ads/7856-termonfeckin-for-sale
December 10th, 2009 at 12:17 am
Twenty, you want to get a grab of this? http://www.bendunne.com/ads/8074-feruktekung
December 10th, 2009 at 12:33 am
December 10th, 2009 at 2:07 am
I got bored.
December 10th, 2009 at 10:09 am
Here’s another one I just happened to come across. Ahem!
December 10th, 2009 at 10:11 am
Try again:
December 10th, 2009 at 10:13 am
http://www.bendunne.com/ads/8196-tradesman-s-entrance
December 10th, 2009 at 10:41 am
The trademan’s entrance looked splendid on the homepage while it was there.
I suspect the quickest way to get an ad removed now is to post it here.
There’s a few there that have managed to stay under the radar.
December 10th, 2009 at 11:49 am
It got about 35 views before they took it down. I emailed a screenshot to Twenty so he can post it if he feels like it. Posting the ads is some nice comic relief.
December 10th, 2009 at 11:56 am
>Posting the ads is some nice comic relief.
Yeah too right. Wasn’t really having a go. More thinking aloud. There’s no way that one would have gone amiss, anyway.
Finding it funny trying to get some to stay online a good bit longer too though.
December 10th, 2009 at 11:57 am
That one is a bit NSFW, Filthy!
December 10th, 2009 at 12:18 pm
That’s true Twenty, but I couldn’t resist. Ah well. I suppose the title “Tradesman’s Entrance” should be enough.
December 10th, 2009 at 2:07 pm
How about Bendumbledore.com
For all the Harry Potter fans.
December 10th, 2009 at 4:16 pm
I’m getting genuine queries about my fancy dress costumes, and it’s still up after 14hours.
Are they fuckin’ stupid or what?
December 10th, 2009 at 6:31 pm
Hey, if you try and you don’t like it then don’t use it again.
So, do you really only do sizes age 3 to age 8?