So old Ben Dunne has made it free to put up ads on his new website which is called bendunnedotcom and if you try and you don’t like it then don’t use it again.
However, you know the internet folks, the first whiff of mischief and they’re on like flies on shit. I mean, I can see people are taking advantage already.
Click for big.
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Luckily though I can’t imagine too many more people would place entirely free and ludicrous ads and then, you know, post links or screenshots on for others to laugh at.
That would be bold.
Update: Looks like the puppies are gone. Wonder if we’ll get many offers for this
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Update:
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It’s a reasonable price, in fairness.
That would be just worong. And difficult to do in work. But this evening…
Yes, worong. Look it up.
Jooooooe Oim from Clontaaaarf Oim very upset by de rapin puppies add
I see (R)apey is busy trying to get the Karma levels back then..
i vowed never to go on bendunne.com that’s bendunne.com but how can i not now?
You mean thats not your ad?
Free ? – What’s in it for Ben Dunne?
Post updated with a new ad (that some scamp has made).
http://www.bendunne.com/ads/7257-fat-clown
Twenty, it must be the same ‘scamp’ with the puppies cos he’s got the same phone number. I wonder what else he has in the attic?
Any chance he’s got a Brian Lendahand, the builders’ friend?
Fair play to you Twenty,being able to find the ads so quickly…
no reply on the puppy ad phone number, damn, they must all be taken,
bendunneditcom be done gone :-(
”
The page you were looking for doesn’t exist.
You may have mistyped the address or the page may have moved.
“
hehe..
“BenDunne.com will be back at 11:30am offering Free advertisements until December 18th. We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause”
I can just imagine the conversations Ben Dunne has had with his family and friends.
“No Ben, that’s probably not a great idea really. People will mock and put up silly ads and devalue your website”
“But I know what I’m doing, I have a plan”
“Yeah Ben, it’s called Gumtree or Buy and Sell”.
http://www.bendunne.com/ads/7334-brendunne-com
Those rascals are at it again.
Allan – heh, just saw that.
Pesky Prankers..
I wonder if I should place my Viscounts for sex offer on his site? Only been one taker here so far.
Too easy.
http://www.bendunne.com/ads/7361-for-sale-a-way-to-make-love-last
or: http://photos-d.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs114.snc3/16157_223469000049_728090049_4627664_4872321_n.jpg
they take them down again fairly sharpish.
http://www.bendunne.com/ads/7396-flying-lessons
Ha! This one has made the front page: http://www.bendunne.com/ads/7396-flying-lessons
I wonder what scamp put that one up…
http://www.bendunne.com/ads/7411-ivan-hardon-rod-specialist
Nice one!
This should keep me amused for a little while – http://beendunne.com/
Jurassic!
Ha! Classic!
This one seems quit good value: http://www.bendunne.com/ads/7421-spainish-apartment
More to come, I’m sure, Steph.
€300 for the apartment, I’ll take it!
haha, deadly
Hah!
Great stuff – keep up the good work!
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There’s some poor fucker in a sweat in a windowless office somewhere on an industrial estate taking these ads down as fast as they go up… at gunpoint.
That’ll learn him to bombard the fucking Airways hawkin’ his new hairbrained and unoriginal idea…
Nuk nuk nuk
http://www.bendunne.com/ads/7472-soiled-panties
I like it…
http://www.bendunne.com/ads/7468-spam-remover
http://www.bendunne.com/ads/7461-car-for-sale
WTF is Gary Coleman doing in Tipperary?
Inspired by the geek in windowless office comment by Holemaster at 2.12 I put this up:
heh
I think he’s giving up: http://www.bendunne.com/ads/7506-web-site
Ha! Great fun. Just added one.
http://www.bendunne.com/ads/7506-web-site
Taken down already John. Screenshots are the way to go.
Yeah thought it might last a bit longer. They’re going down quick enough.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/jbraine/4172027006/sizes/l/
Quick
http://www.bendunne.com/ads/7527-country-for-sale
Jayz Twenty, there’s no market for billy goats. Better put him up as ‘free’ to a Green Party member.
heh, uploaded that one for you HM.
Conan – maybe Senator de Burca can take a goat with her when she goes off to her €120,000 a year job in Brussels.
Oh no, is that a fact I’ve missed or something you’ve invented to torment me?
http://www.mamanpoulet.com/deirdre-de-burca-leaving-seanad-for-european-commission/
100 yo yo for a fat clown from Biffaly!
outrageous!
Put a fat gimp from Biffaly up there and I’ll get back to you.
As for yer wan Twenty. Rats, sinking ships, etc,etc.
http://www.bendunne.com/ads/7461-car-for-sale
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHH
Sorry, blame the Greens.
Still there…
I do like that flying lessons one. I suspect that scamp might not be too far away
You could probably see them with that eyephone, although it’d give a squelchy feel to the touch screen.
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Did you get that goat off Sid Trotter?
I’m telling you, that poor guy in that windowless room is about to collapse from exhaustion from taking these ads down. But I’d say he’s laughing his hole off at the same time.
heh – http://www.bendunne.com/ads/7651-babysitter-service
This is not mine, but will put it up here because they’re bound to take it down.
That’s one of mine.
Awesome
Not mine but this is just great…
http://www.bendunne.com/ads/7645-sacred-heart-of-bertie
Classic – not mine either. Will stick it up before they take it down. Kudos to whoever it was.
Ahem…
You’ve been busy Pecker.
I’ve done fuck all work this afternoon.
HM, I think that’s one of my old teachers.
And …girl power!
I wonder are they hiring?
Victims of their own success, and all that.
Good work, pecker
Ben Dunne might be thanking us for the traffic we’re driving over there.
Holy shit, I just got an order! :D
Only 9,981 of the things left to shift, now…
True, Allan – maybe he’ll let me voice his next ad as a reward,
Was the BVM really flat chested ?
http://www.bendunne.com/ads/7716-placards-for-sale
heh at the placards
That is class!
Not mine, but saved for posterity.
http://www.bendunne.com/ads/7759-bent-businessman
Try again
Is that Throatripper ?
I wonder is that poor fucker still there deleting all the joke ads. He has to go home at some stage.
http://www.bendunne.com/ads/7801-kidney-for-sale
Added that, HM
I did one!
Ha ha ha love it
Take a bow Git.
Ok, own up, whoever this is…
http://www.bendunne.com/ads/7904-donkeys
I think that’s real Pecker. That makes it even funnier.
I half watching the budget on Primetime, half making up silly ads for Bendunnedotcom, that’s bendunnedotcom.
And now I’m goingforapissdotcom, that’s goingforapissdotcom. If I like it, I’ll do it again. If I don’t, I won’t.
It’s great fun. I added two myself.
hah, splendid
had to add to it..
Oh fecking link bastard broke
http://www.bendunne.com/ads/7856-termonfeckin-for-sale
Twenty, you want to get a grab of this? http://www.bendunne.com/ads/8074-feruktekung
I got bored.
Here’s another one I just happened to come across. Ahem!
Try again:
http://www.bendunne.com/ads/8196-tradesman-s-entrance
The trademan’s entrance looked splendid on the homepage while it was there.
I suspect the quickest way to get an ad removed now is to post it here.
There’s a few there that have managed to stay under the radar.
It got about 35 views before they took it down. I emailed a screenshot to Twenty so he can post it if he feels like it. Posting the ads is some nice comic relief.
>Posting the ads is some nice comic relief.
Yeah too right. Wasn’t really having a go. More thinking aloud. There’s no way that one would have gone amiss, anyway.
Finding it funny trying to get some to stay online a good bit longer too though.
That one is a bit NSFW, Filthy!
That’s true Twenty, but I couldn’t resist. Ah well. I suppose the title “Tradesman’s Entrance” should be enough.
How about Bendumbledore.com
For all the Harry Potter fans.
I’m getting genuine queries about my fancy dress costumes, and it’s still up after 14hours.
Are they fuckin’ stupid or what?
Hey, if you try and you don’t like it then don’t use it again.
So, do you really only do sizes age 3 to age 8?