BenDunnedotcom thatsbendunnedotcom

Posted on | December 9, 2009 | 131 Comments

So old Ben Dunne has made it free to put up ads on his new website which is called bendunnedotcom and if you try and you don’t like it then don’t use it again.

However, you know the internet folks, the first whiff of mischief and they’re on like flies on shit. I mean, I can see people are taking advantage already.

Click for big.

benpups

Luckily though I can’t imagine too many more people would place entirely free and ludicrous ads and then, you know, post links or screenshots on for others to laugh at.

That would be bold.

Update: Looks like the puppies are gone. Wonder if we’ll get many offers for this

cowenad

Update:

bren

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131 Responses to “BenDunnedotcom thatsbendunnedotcom”

  1. gimmeaminute
    December 9th, 2009 @ 9:04 am

    It’s a reasonable price, in fairness.

  2. SuperGrover
    December 9th, 2009 @ 9:08 am

    That would be just worong. And difficult to do in work. But this evening…

  3. SuperGrover
    December 9th, 2009 @ 9:08 am

    Yes, worong. Look it up.

  4. noddy
    December 9th, 2009 @ 9:22 am

    Jooooooe Oim from Clontaaaarf Oim very upset by de rapin puppies add

  5. Fill3rup
    December 9th, 2009 @ 9:30 am

    I see (R)apey is busy trying to get the Karma levels back then..

  6. rape-a-tron
    December 9th, 2009 @ 9:48 am

    i vowed never to go on bendunne.com that’s bendunne.com but how can i not now?

  7. Fill3rup
    December 9th, 2009 @ 9:51 am

    You mean thats not your ad?

  8. FcukedIfIKnow
    December 9th, 2009 @ 9:55 am

    Free ? – What’s in it for Ben Dunne?

  9. Twenty Major
    December 9th, 2009 @ 10:20 am

    Post updated with a new ad (that some scamp has made).

  10. Twenty Major
    December 9th, 2009 @ 10:21 am
  11. Allan Cavanagh
    December 9th, 2009 @ 10:29 am

    bendunne.jpg

  12. Conan Drumm
    December 9th, 2009 @ 10:29 am

    Twenty, it must be the same ‘scamp’ with the puppies cos he’s got the same phone number. I wonder what else he has in the attic?

    Any chance he’s got a Brian Lendahand, the builders’ friend?

  13. Fill3rup
    December 9th, 2009 @ 10:30 am

    Fair play to you Twenty,being able to find the ads so quickly…

  14. maggot
    December 9th, 2009 @ 10:30 am

    no reply on the puppy ad phone number, damn, they must all be taken,

  15. Bastard Noise
    December 9th, 2009 @ 10:43 am

    bendunneditcom be done gone :-(


    The page you were looking for doesn’t exist.

    You may have mistyped the address or the page may have moved.

  16. Fill3rup
    December 9th, 2009 @ 10:47 am

    hehe..

  17. Christy
    December 9th, 2009 @ 11:02 am

    “BenDunne.com will be back at 11:30am offering Free advertisements until December 18th. We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause”

  18. Holemaster
    December 9th, 2009 @ 11:05 am

    I can just imagine the conversations Ben Dunne has had with his family and friends.

    “No Ben, that’s probably not a great idea really. People will mock and put up silly ads and devalue your website”

    “But I know what I’m doing, I have a plan”

    “Yeah Ben, it’s called Gumtree or Buy and Sell”.

  19. Twenty Major
    December 9th, 2009 @ 12:34 pm
  20. Twenty Major
    December 9th, 2009 @ 12:35 pm

    Those rascals are at it again.

  21. Twenty Major
    December 9th, 2009 @ 12:37 pm

    Allan – heh, just saw that.

  22. Fill3rup
    December 9th, 2009 @ 12:46 pm

    Pesky Prankers..

  23. maggot
    December 9th, 2009 @ 12:49 pm

    I wonder if I should place my Viscounts for sex offer on his site? Only been one taker here so far.

  24. Allan Cavanagh
    December 9th, 2009 @ 12:53 pm

    Too easy.
    bendunnesite.jpg

  25. HearingTrumpet
    December 9th, 2009 @ 12:55 pm
  26. Allan Cavanagh
    December 9th, 2009 @ 1:11 pm

    cokehookers.jpg

  27. Frank the Tank
    December 9th, 2009 @ 1:11 pm

    7378-golf-holiday

  28. morgor
    December 9th, 2009 @ 1:24 pm

    they take them down again fairly sharpish.

  29. Conan Drumm
    December 9th, 2009 @ 1:26 pm
  30. mobius42
    December 9th, 2009 @ 1:27 pm

    Ha! This one has made the front page: http://www.bendunne.com/ads/7396-flying-lessons

  31. Conan Drumm
    December 9th, 2009 @ 1:33 pm

    I wonder what scamp put that one up…

  32. daniel
    December 9th, 2009 @ 1:46 pm
  33. Steph
    December 9th, 2009 @ 1:54 pm

    This should keep me amused for a little while – http://beendunne.com/

  34. Twenty Major
    December 9th, 2009 @ 1:54 pm

    Jurassic!

    2zz8ay9.jpg

  35. Allan Cavanagh
    December 9th, 2009 @ 1:56 pm

    Ha! Classic!

  36. Allan Cavanagh
    December 9th, 2009 @ 1:57 pm

    This one seems quit good value: http://www.bendunne.com/ads/7421-spainish-apartment

  37. Twenty Major
    December 9th, 2009 @ 1:57 pm

    More to come, I’m sure, Steph.

  38. Twenty Major
    December 9th, 2009 @ 2:00 pm

    €300 for the apartment, I’ll take it!

  39. Twenty Major
    December 9th, 2009 @ 2:05 pm

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  40. Allan Cavanagh
    December 9th, 2009 @ 2:09 pm

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  41. Twenty Major
    December 9th, 2009 @ 2:10 pm

    haha, deadly

  42. divneymathers
    December 9th, 2009 @ 2:11 pm

    Hah!
    Great stuff – keep up the good work!

  43. BenDunne.com – no such thing as a free ad? | I Am Steph
    December 9th, 2009 @ 2:11 pm

    [...] old BenDunne.com is getting spammed like it’s going out of fashion. Twenty Major has been following some of the fun as have the robots on [...]

  44. Holemaster
    December 9th, 2009 @ 2:12 pm

    There’s some poor fucker in a sweat in a windowless office somewhere on an industrial estate taking these ads down as fast as they go up… at gunpoint.

  45. Fill3rup
    December 9th, 2009 @ 2:18 pm

    That’ll learn him to bombard the fucking Airways hawkin’ his new hairbrained and unoriginal idea…

  46. Twenty Major
    December 9th, 2009 @ 2:22 pm

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  47. Holemaster
    December 9th, 2009 @ 2:24 pm

    Nuk nuk nuk

    7472-soiled-panties

  48. Holemaster
    December 9th, 2009 @ 2:25 pm
  49. Nobody
    December 9th, 2009 @ 2:25 pm
  50. Conan Drumm
    December 9th, 2009 @ 2:30 pm
  51. divneymathers
    December 9th, 2009 @ 2:36 pm

    WTF is Gary Coleman doing in Tipperary?

  52. ManAboutCouch
    December 9th, 2009 @ 2:37 pm

    Inspired by the geek in windowless office comment by Holemaster at 2.12 I put this up:

    bendunne2.jpg

  53. Twenty Major
    December 9th, 2009 @ 2:38 pm

    heh

  54. Twenty Major
    December 9th, 2009 @ 2:42 pm

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  55. daniel
    December 9th, 2009 @ 2:48 pm

    I think he’s giving up: http://www.bendunne.com/ads/7506-web-site

  56. John Braine
    December 9th, 2009 @ 2:49 pm

    Ha! Great fun. Just added one.
    http://www.bendunne.com/ads/7506-web-site

  57. Twenty Major
    December 9th, 2009 @ 2:57 pm

    Taken down already John. Screenshots are the way to go.

  58. John Braine
    December 9th, 2009 @ 3:00 pm

    Yeah thought it might last a bit longer. They’re going down quick enough.
    http://www.flickr.com/photos/jbraine/4172027006/sizes/l/

  59. Twenty Major
    December 9th, 2009 @ 3:04 pm

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  60. Holemaster
    December 9th, 2009 @ 3:05 pm
  61. Conan Drumm
    December 9th, 2009 @ 3:11 pm

    Jayz Twenty, there’s no market for billy goats. Better put him up as ‘free’ to a Green Party member.

  62. Twenty Major
    December 9th, 2009 @ 3:13 pm

    heh, uploaded that one for you HM.

    3447b06.jpg

  63. Twenty Major
    December 9th, 2009 @ 3:14 pm

    Conan – maybe Senator de Burca can take a goat with her when she goes off to her €120,000 a year job in Brussels.

  64. Conan Drumm
    December 9th, 2009 @ 3:17 pm

    Oh no, is that a fact I’ve missed or something you’ve invented to torment me?

  65. Twenty Major
    December 9th, 2009 @ 3:21 pm
  66. noddy
    December 9th, 2009 @ 3:36 pm

    100 yo yo for a fat clown from Biffaly!
    outrageous!
    Put a fat gimp from Biffaly up there and I’ll get back to you.

  67. noddy
    December 9th, 2009 @ 3:38 pm

    As for yer wan Twenty. Rats, sinking ships, etc,etc.

  68. LizardKingSchwing
    December 9th, 2009 @ 3:41 pm
  69. Twenty Major
    December 9th, 2009 @ 3:43 pm

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  70. Conan Drumm
    December 9th, 2009 @ 3:58 pm

    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHH

    Sorry, blame the Greens.

  71. Conan Drumm
    December 9th, 2009 @ 4:03 pm

    Still there…

    7396-flying-lessons

  72. Twenty Major
    December 9th, 2009 @ 4:04 pm

    I do like that flying lessons one. I suspect that scamp might not be too far away

  73. Conan Drumm
    December 9th, 2009 @ 4:08 pm

    You could probably see them with that eyephone, although it’d give a squelchy feel to the touch screen.

  74. noddy
    December 9th, 2009 @ 4:14 pm

    Log In Register bendunne.comCategoriesItems For Sale Motors
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    Home Search Place Ad Your Account Help Flux Capacitor
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    Location: Cork

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    Category: Motors > Motor Parts & Accessories

    Report ad Share
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  75. peckerhead
    December 9th, 2009 @ 4:31 pm

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  76. Size Ten
    December 9th, 2009 @ 4:45 pm

    Did you get that goat off Sid Trotter?

  77. Twenty Major
    December 9th, 2009 @ 4:48 pm

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  78. Twenty Major
    December 9th, 2009 @ 4:58 pm

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  79. Holemaster
    December 9th, 2009 @ 5:13 pm

    I’m telling you, that poor guy in that windowless room is about to collapse from exhaustion from taking these ads down. But I’d say he’s laughing his hole off at the same time.

  80. Twenty Major
    December 9th, 2009 @ 5:14 pm
  81. Twenty Major
    December 9th, 2009 @ 5:16 pm

    This is not mine, but will put it up here because they’re bound to take it down.

    50rzoj.jpg

  82. Holemaster
    December 9th, 2009 @ 5:16 pm

    That’s one of mine.

  83. Twenty Major
    December 9th, 2009 @ 5:17 pm

    Awesome

  84. Holemaster
    December 9th, 2009 @ 5:18 pm

    Not mine but this is just great…

    http://www.bendunne.com/ads/7645-sacred-heart-of-bertie

  85. Twenty Major
    December 9th, 2009 @ 5:21 pm

    Classic – not mine either. Will stick it up before they take it down. Kudos to whoever it was.

    ac8z7b.jpg

  86. peckerhead
    December 9th, 2009 @ 5:22 pm

    Ahem…

  87. Holemaster
    December 9th, 2009 @ 5:23 pm

    You’ve been busy Pecker.

    I’ve done fuck all work this afternoon.

  88. peckerhead
    December 9th, 2009 @ 5:24 pm

    HM, I think that’s one of my old teachers.

    And …girl power!

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  89. peckerhead
    December 9th, 2009 @ 5:26 pm

    I wonder are they hiring?

    Victims of their own success, and all that.

  90. Twenty Major
    December 9th, 2009 @ 5:40 pm

    Good work, pecker

  91. Allan Cavanagh
    December 9th, 2009 @ 5:57 pm

    Ben Dunne might be thanking us for the traffic we’re driving over there.

  92. peckerhead
    December 9th, 2009 @ 6:18 pm

    Holy shit, I just got an order! :D

    Only 9,981 of the things left to shift, now…

  93. Twenty Major
    December 9th, 2009 @ 6:25 pm

    True, Allan – maybe he’ll let me voice his next ad as a reward,

  94. maggot the smug
    December 9th, 2009 @ 6:27 pm

    Was the BVM really flat chested ?

  95. DD
    December 9th, 2009 @ 6:30 pm
  96. Twenty Major
    December 9th, 2009 @ 6:41 pm

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  97. Twenty Major
    December 9th, 2009 @ 6:41 pm

    heh at the placards

  98. maggot the smug
    December 9th, 2009 @ 6:42 pm

    That is class!

  99. Git
    December 9th, 2009 @ 6:57 pm

    Not mine, but saved for posterity.

    6

  100. DD
    December 9th, 2009 @ 6:58 pm
  101. Git
    December 9th, 2009 @ 6:59 pm

    Try again
    xgfvoy.jpg

  102. maggot
    December 9th, 2009 @ 7:07 pm

    Is that Throatripper ?

  103. Holemaster
    December 9th, 2009 @ 7:18 pm

    I wonder is that poor fucker still there deleting all the joke ads. He has to go home at some stage.

  104. Holemaster
    December 9th, 2009 @ 7:27 pm
  105. Twenty Major
    December 9th, 2009 @ 7:27 pm

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  106. Twenty Major
    December 9th, 2009 @ 7:29 pm

    Added that, HM

    11l0nqs.jpg

  107. What Goes Up...
    December 9th, 2009 @ 7:32 pm

    WhatALovelyPair.jpg

  108. Git
    December 9th, 2009 @ 8:00 pm

    I did one!
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  109. Holemaster
    December 9th, 2009 @ 8:54 pm

    Ha ha ha love it

  110. Crank
    December 9th, 2009 @ 9:24 pm

    Take a bow Git.

  111. peckerhead
    December 9th, 2009 @ 9:29 pm

    Ok, own up, whoever this is…

    http://www.bendunne.com/ads/7904-donkeys

  112. Holemaster
    December 9th, 2009 @ 10:13 pm

    I think that’s real Pecker. That makes it even funnier.

  113. Holemaster
    December 9th, 2009 @ 10:16 pm

    I half watching the budget on Primetime, half making up silly ads for Bendunnedotcom, that’s bendunnedotcom.

    And now I’m goingforapissdotcom, that’s goingforapissdotcom. If I like it, I’ll do it again. If I don’t, I won’t.

  114. Bigmentaldisease
    December 9th, 2009 @ 10:49 pm

    It’s great fun. I added two myself.Capture9.12.092111.png

    Capture9.12.0911.png

  115. Twenty Major
    December 9th, 2009 @ 11:03 pm

    hah, splendid

  116. idlebones
    December 9th, 2009 @ 11:58 pm

    had to add to it..7856-termonfeckin-for-sale

  117. idlebones
    December 9th, 2009 @ 11:58 pm
  118. Allan Cavanagh
    December 10th, 2009 @ 12:17 am

    Twenty, you want to get a grab of this? http://www.bendunne.com/ads/8074-feruktekung

  119. Allan Cavanagh
    December 10th, 2009 @ 12:33 am

    batman.jpg

  120. Git
    December 10th, 2009 @ 2:07 am

    I got bored.

    axhfo9.jpg

  121. Filthy
    December 10th, 2009 @ 10:09 am

    Here’s another one I just happened to come across. Ahem!c:\users\Gr\Documents\Ben Dunne.jpeg

  122. Filthy
    December 10th, 2009 @ 10:11 am

    Try again:

    8196-tradesman-s-entrance

  123. Filthy
    December 10th, 2009 @ 10:13 am
  124. John Braine
    December 10th, 2009 @ 10:41 am

    The trademan’s entrance looked splendid on the homepage while it was there.

    I suspect the quickest way to get an ad removed now is to post it here.

    There’s a few there that have managed to stay under the radar.

  125. Filthy
    December 10th, 2009 @ 11:49 am

    It got about 35 views before they took it down. I emailed a screenshot to Twenty so he can post it if he feels like it. Posting the ads is some nice comic relief.

  126. John Braine
    December 10th, 2009 @ 11:56 am

    >Posting the ads is some nice comic relief.

    Yeah too right. Wasn’t really having a go. More thinking aloud. There’s no way that one would have gone amiss, anyway.

    Finding it funny trying to get some to stay online a good bit longer too though.

  127. Twenty Major
    December 10th, 2009 @ 11:57 am

    That one is a bit NSFW, Filthy!

  128. Filthy
    December 10th, 2009 @ 12:18 pm

    That’s true Twenty, but I couldn’t resist. Ah well. I suppose the title “Tradesman’s Entrance” should be enough.

  129. noddy
    December 10th, 2009 @ 2:07 pm

    How about Bendumbledore.com
    For all the Harry Potter fans.

  130. Git
    December 10th, 2009 @ 4:16 pm

    I’m getting genuine queries about my fancy dress costumes, and it’s still up after 14hours.
    Are they fuckin’ stupid or what?

  131. peckerhead
    December 10th, 2009 @ 6:31 pm

    Hey, if you try and you don’t like it then don’t use it again.

    So, do you really only do sizes age 3 to age 8?

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