The last few days blogging haven’t been much fun. I am totally, like, ired at the catholic church and its members and apologists. Every time a new article pops up on the news I want to fire rockets at them like they were Israelis and I was one of that small group of people who hate Israelis. Can’t remember their name though. Everyone, or something.
And then, as if by chance, browsing aboot on the old YouTube I came across this which I haven’t heard for a very long time and it made my brain feel a bit better. So much so I might even go down to Ron’s for a pint. I know Dirty Dave is down there dying to tell the story of how he nearly became a priest but gave up when the Franciscans expelled him for being ‘too dischargey … even for us’.
Ooh I’d forgotten that, and Wordy Rapping Hood
The strain of the last few days affecting your brain then, Twenty?
Mind you – i don’t blame you one bit. In decades to come I’m sure the wee ones will be asking us ‘Why did you all let it happen?”
And we will be like the fucking nazi civilians and trying to pretend we did not really know about it and ‘You don’t understand – it was too dangerous to speak out”
Why in hell don’t people organize a grasss-roots Boycott in the good old fashioned term of the pervert church and its bootlicking minions? Not hard to do if the individual outrage here is any indicator – or will be all be good little nazis, afraid of upsetting the mammies if we tell the priest to fuck off with his good mornings?
Shun the evil bastards – they are ALL culpable because none of them is resigning in protest or turning states evidence – they are ALL now culpable!!!
Quite right Gluey, the Knackers hold the answers, when they gather in Knock on Saturday, they have organised a scheme, for every gate you buy from them you automatically enter a free draw for a Miracle, and you also get a free mat or an off cut of carpet that was left over from a big job in the Dorchester hotel in London, so don’t boycott the whole thing just yet, see you all in Knock on 5th.
Dear Big Ian,
Will you be our President
The People of Ireland
p.s. leave that gobshite son behind.
I hate Israelis even more than I hate priests.
Gluey do you go upper and lower case after 10pm?
Different computer systems Holemaster – i’m actually trying to find a third system also…one that will write in crayon so Maggot feels more comfortable reading my stuff…
Size Ten – put the word around there that the bastard priests fiddled with a Tinker child….do it right and the Island will be rid of the dog-collared scum overnight ; )
Nice choice of brain cleanser Twenty. I went to a David Byrne concert there a few months ago. My face hurt afterwards from the grin I had on my face for the whole thing. Fixed me up good.
I have come up with a master plan to destroy the Church. All you ex and lapsed Catholics should insist on making a full and frank confession.
Picture the scene in Twenty’s local as the fourth exhausted and gibbering priest is stretchered out of the box to St Lukes and the fifth is forced in by da Bishop at Gunpoint. And that is only 2009′s sins covered.
Repeat that in every parish and the system would come crashing down.
Hate to break your happy time but the pope ‘has utterly condemned the child abuse’.
Shame he didn’t condemn the bishops and priests.
Infaliable cunt.
Surprised none of you have taken the piss out of the FAI’s request that the World Cup be expanded to include us as a 33rd team yet. Hilarious.
Oh, that was terrible, all the journos laughing just made it worse.