Change one letter pop stars
Before the undoubted trauma that is the Dublin diocesan report, time to revisit and old favourite. Change 1 letter, and only 1 letter, in a pop-star’s/band’s name to make a different one.
For example:
The Polite – Don’t stand so close to me, if it’s no trouble.
Stink – Lead singer with The Polite has BO issues
Debbie Gibbon – Hairy arsed, swings from trees, 80s teen sensation
An Emotional Fist – much more dangerous than a fish
David Mowie – he just loves to cut grass
Ojos de Bruno – Frank didn’t need his eyes no more
Musty Springfield – classic chanteuse is quite insistent
Jobbie Williams – he’s a poo
Westlice – Louis Walsh’s men have nits
Badly drawn Bob – a crude sketch of Dylan wears funny hats
Cheryl Mole – Ashley’s missus lives underground
Earth, wand and fire – Magic 70s disco
Alison Monet – Former Yazoo singer is a mean painter too
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Possibilities endless … I’m in a rush. Have at it.
November 26th, 2009 at 9:23 am
Tortishead – Shit Trip Hop band
November 26th, 2009 at 9:27 am
Nice one Fill…
Tom Baits – gruff LA singer gone fishin’
Mary O Blige – ah go on Mary, please…
November 26th, 2009 at 9:33 am
Feyonce – appears to have some other worldly powers
November 26th, 2009 at 9:33 am
Bob Dysan – Revolutionary cocaine sniffer
Sink – When you get the party started she’ll be in the kitchen
The Fail – They’ll never have a hit record
Ol’ Darty Bastard – Pub Singer
November 26th, 2009 at 9:40 am
Fake That – Orgasmic experts
November 26th, 2009 at 9:42 am
Mariah Cares – She does you know..
The Winks – Double Endendre laden band
Oreo Speedwagon – More than a filling
November 26th, 2009 at 9:43 am
Bob Harley – Reggae singer on a stupid-looking motorbike
Slim Shitman – Mediocre country ‘n’ western singer
Bobo – Clown
Ask – Norn Iron band with all the answers
November 26th, 2009 at 9:45 am
Twenty Mayor, groupie with political aspirations who wasted his talents on drink, drugs and bud company ?
November 26th, 2009 at 9:45 am
The Arcane Fire – much more mysterious than their counterparts
Gleet Foxes – folksy Americana with a nasty penile discharge
Tron and Wine – futuristic acoustic warbling
November 26th, 2009 at 9:45 am
I’m not a pop star … faggot!
November 26th, 2009 at 9:48 am
R2 – half of the original space-gangster R2-D2
IB40 – Middle life crisis, mang.
Beg Harper – He’s down ‘n’ out
DC / DC – Not quite as good as the original
Black Pox Recorder – Like the “Black Death” only you get it on your mickey
Poo Fighters – It’s kicking off in the jacks.
Smashing Bumpkins – Louisiana Rock
November 26th, 2009 at 9:49 am
But Bud Company were !
Too subtle for you Twenty Lou!
November 26th, 2009 at 9:51 am
Friendly Files – Helpful Paperwork
Aslab – Alchoholic one song merchants
Bizzie Racal – Rapping Liverpudlian Policeman
Pubic Enemy – Seually transmitted Hip Hop Group
November 26th, 2009 at 9:52 am
sexually transmitted i meant…d’oh
November 26th, 2009 at 9:53 am
Prance – Light footed camp pop star.
November 26th, 2009 at 9:53 am
Amuse – funny goths
Linkin Bark – Canine impressionists
Green Bay – Like the packers
Boldplay – Twenty’s real favorite
Body Cunt – [Actually that's a better name than the original]
Bloc Farty – Smell rock
November 26th, 2009 at 9:54 am
Public Enema – the HSE has gone too far with this one
November 26th, 2009 at 9:54 am
Boldie – Naughty Drum ‘n’ Bass
Glade – Merry Christmas everybody, ooh, that’s a nice smell
Punk Floyd – Anarchy with a good light show
November 26th, 2009 at 9:55 am
Pet Shop Goys – southside purveyors of domestic animals
November 26th, 2009 at 9:56 am
Fight Said Fred – Two bald gym queers fight it out over who’s sexier.
November 26th, 2009 at 9:58 am
celine zion – the MOR artist of choice of the orthodox jewish community
November 26th, 2009 at 10:00 am
The Paw Doctors – Veterinary chiropodist musicians who sing about major National roads.
November 26th, 2009 at 10:00 am
Pox Will Eat Itself – No need for that embarrassing trip to the clinic then
November 26th, 2009 at 10:00 am
Deaf Kennedys – Hearing Impaired Punk
Sex Pistons – Combustion Based Punk
November 26th, 2009 at 10:06 am
Buck – A younger Beck
November 26th, 2009 at 10:09 am
Blank Sabbath – They don’t do Sundays
Iggy Pup – He wants to be your dog when he gets a bit older
November 26th, 2009 at 10:09 am
The Stone Poses – Cant sing,cant play ,look good!
The Polling Stones – Electioneering Dad Rock
November 26th, 2009 at 10:12 am
Soft Yell – The sound you make when you’re getting 7 gallons of horse spunk pumped out of your belly
November 26th, 2009 at 10:13 am
The White Strides – A cool New York who only wear white pants.
November 26th, 2009 at 10:15 am
Beacon Blue – A band of Scottish sirens.
November 26th, 2009 at 10:15 am
The Dangles – Wipe your arse properly or walk like an Egyptian
November 26th, 2009 at 10:17 am
Damien Nice – cos he’s really not all that bad Twenty, give the lad a break!
November 26th, 2009 at 10:19 am
The Carpesters – They’ll wash your windscreen whether it needs it or not
November 26th, 2009 at 10:20 am
Bedward – X-Factor twins who just stay in their leabas all day!
November 26th, 2009 at 10:21 am
Stiff little gingers – uptight redheads!
November 26th, 2009 at 10:26 am
Daft Puns – Electro puns.
November 26th, 2009 at 10:28 am
RAM – American rock band with a good memory.
November 26th, 2009 at 10:31 am
The Fillers – Any oul’ shite, just to make an album’s worth of songs
November 26th, 2009 at 10:33 am
Quinns of the Stone Age – Insurance brokers turned rock stars
Nine Inch Tails – Rock band full of interesting animal statistics
November 26th, 2009 at 10:33 am
Tank Tank – Army life’s what you make it
November 26th, 2009 at 10:39 am
PAL – John Lydon wants to be your friend.
November 26th, 2009 at 10:39 am
Hat Boy Slim – Brighton based chav with an unfortunate addiction to stupid hats.
November 26th, 2009 at 10:40 am
The Cunt – Ian Astbury learns how to spell.
November 26th, 2009 at 10:45 am
Talking Heaps – They never shut up
Rash – Sexually transmitted Canadian trio
Queer – ‘Nuff said
Bloodie – Debbie’s on the rag
The Slash – Punks on the piss
November 26th, 2009 at 10:45 am
Pearl Jim – dirty necklace fetishist.
November 26th, 2009 at 10:46 am
The Flash – London streakers with musical attitude
November 26th, 2009 at 10:49 am
Queers of the Stone Age – that lion-cloth is FABULOUS!
Death Lab For Cutie – much more sinister.
The Shrills – because, let’s face it, they’re not exactly thrilling
November 26th, 2009 at 10:49 am
Their floors were very clean too.
November 26th, 2009 at 10:49 am
heh, i’d listen to Pearl Jim.
November 26th, 2009 at 10:51 am
Thin Tizzy – Skinny band in a constant state of confusion.
November 26th, 2009 at 10:52 am
Few York Dolls – Some but not all of the original line up.
November 26th, 2009 at 10:56 am
Bruce Sprungsteen – Now mainly a spent force.
November 26th, 2009 at 10:56 am
Sadness – Suggs is devestated after losing his Birds Eye contract.
November 26th, 2009 at 10:57 am
Peter Crampton – Cramps from too much wankin
November 26th, 2009 at 10:59 am
ELP – Jeff Lynne goes prog rock.
November 26th, 2009 at 11:01 am
ELO – Greg Lake replaces Jeff Lynne..no hang on…this isn’t working..
November 26th, 2009 at 11:02 am
Maralyn Hanson – the long-awaited supergroup.
The Fat Pack – the years have not been kind.
Segadeath – anger caused by too much Sonic The Hedgehog.
November 26th, 2009 at 11:02 am
Bandy Newman – Short people take their revenge.
November 26th, 2009 at 11:03 am
Frank Zapper – First musician to use an electric guitar
November 26th, 2009 at 11:05 am
Johnny Hash – stoner.
November 26th, 2009 at 11:07 am
Bed Zeppelin – Band that slept with a lot of its groupies
November 26th, 2009 at 11:08 am
The Why – I don’t know, ask Pete fuckin’ Townsend
November 26th, 2009 at 11:09 am
Rid Stewart – please!
November 26th, 2009 at 11:10 am
Destiny’s Chile – Santiago, here we come.
November 26th, 2009 at 11:10 am
Donnie Drew – And they called it Puppy Love me aul shagosha
The Publiners – self explanatory
Celine Dior – Dresses well, still a cunt
November 26th, 2009 at 11:11 am
Shawaddypaddy – Irish teddy boys
November 26th, 2009 at 11:12 am
Hate Bush – foolish, drunken whore.
November 26th, 2009 at 11:13 am
Gary Gritter – That ’strange bloke’ that works for the council that the kids steer clear of.
November 26th, 2009 at 11:14 am
Tiny Turner – What’s height got to do with it?
November 26th, 2009 at 11:15 am
James Crown – had lovely looking teeth.
November 26th, 2009 at 11:17 am
Preen – Ohh we all look rathar nice
November 26th, 2009 at 11:18 am
Oaris – 2 brothers always rowing..
November 26th, 2009 at 11:20 am
Shite Stripes – They’re pants.
November 26th, 2009 at 11:21 am
Sadness – Our house, in the middle of our ghost estate.
The Spacials – Rude Boys Outta Space.
Pew Order – True Faith is a well-organised church.
Gary Human – Friends are not electric.
New York Rolls – Punk-style deli.
Talking Beads – Joe Coleman predicts rosary beads to play new wave sounds from heaven.
November 26th, 2009 at 11:23 am
Lazy Ga Ga – Get up out of bed, you freak.
November 26th, 2009 at 11:24 am
Brothers of Invention – Noisy band always making things
November 26th, 2009 at 11:24 am
Elvis Paesly – “There’ll be no burgery in Belfast”
November 26th, 2009 at 11:25 am
Crowded Mouse – he just can’t stand to be in confined spaces
November 26th, 2009 at 11:27 am
Martin Gaye – Marvin’s much less groovy brother
November 26th, 2009 at 11:30 am
Depeche Code – What the fuck are their songs about?
November 26th, 2009 at 11:32 am
Swing Out Mister – The lesser known male band.
November 26th, 2009 at 11:33 am
Swing Our Sister – Musical group who pimp out their siblings.
November 26th, 2009 at 11:33 am
Johhny Hates Jizz – Bunch of virgins.
November 26th, 2009 at 11:34 am
Abbs- Swedish supergroup with great stomachs
erusure- Kerry based self doubting synth poppers
Hay Z- rapper with bad memory
pot shop boys- have a successful hash selling operation on the side
elves (Presley)- tiny pointy eared music god
the thieftains- light fingered Irish trad band
the red hat chilli peppers- Russian funk rockers
D2- irish supergroup from merrion square
November 26th, 2009 at 11:34 am
Living in a Fox – the difficult is where on earth do you get a cardboard fox?
November 26th, 2009 at 11:35 am
Ewing Our Sister – Band who get audience members to dress them up like Bobby.
November 26th, 2009 at 11:36 am
Def Leopard – nearly there boys.
November 26th, 2009 at 11:42 am
Silly Joel – You didn’t start the fire on purpose but how many times have you been told not to play with matches?
November 26th, 2009 at 11:42 am
The Teatles – Breast band ever
November 26th, 2009 at 11:42 am
Leven 42 – Flat Funk-Pop combo
D2 – Grafton St based Stadium rock
Radiodead – Zombie Art-Rock
Fool and the Gang – Jester fronted Funk
WC and the Sunshine Band – Portaloo Disco Shite
November 26th, 2009 at 11:43 am
FU – Up yours, Bono!
November 26th, 2009 at 11:43 am
Ian Jury and the Blockheads – Courthouse Rock
November 26th, 2009 at 11:47 am
RadioLead – You can now record their stuff off the radio without having everyone in the house shut-the-fuck-up!
Bad Tanners – Band formed from former substandard leather goods outfit.
November 26th, 2009 at 11:49 am
or Radiolead – Heavy act from Oxford
November 26th, 2009 at 11:50 am
Ludwig van Beethaven, a brilliant but excentric musician descending from Australian aristocracy.
November 26th, 2009 at 11:51 am
New Yids on the Block – Israeli West Bank settlements continue.
November 26th, 2009 at 11:51 am
Sample Minds – Experi-mental band.
November 26th, 2009 at 11:54 am
Jimmy Somervilla – Flash cunt with property abroad.
November 26th, 2009 at 11:55 am
Matallica – a heavy metal band you could walk all over
Flayer – They don’t kill you, they just strip you of your skin
Pill Bailey – This comic is like a musical version of Andrew Maxwell
Lady Raga – Rhavi Shankhar’s daughter
Gills Aloud – Fish-pop
November 26th, 2009 at 12:00 pm
Nat Kong Cole – Soul singing king of the jungle
The Dours – Bad humoured Californians
Johnny Bash – Country sihging sensation with a masturbating compulsion
The Why – Pointless 60’s rockers
November 26th, 2009 at 12:07 pm
Gina Turner – dublin tribute to teh mother of rock!
November 26th, 2009 at 12:09 pm
ACCA – Swedish Boy/Girl foursome of chartered accountant songsters.
November 26th, 2009 at 12:09 pm
Oh shit that’s two letters
November 26th, 2009 at 12:13 pm
New Kid on the Blocks, talentless, ugly and permanently menstrual chanteuse
November 26th, 2009 at 12:13 pm
V2 – How to Deliver an Atomic Bomb.
Rolling Scones – Good with rotating tea.
November 26th, 2009 at 12:14 pm
Right Dead Fred – I’m too Sexy for my tomb.
Ronan Bleating – When you sheer nothing at all.
Shitesnake – self-explanatory.
Erosure – Worn down from so many years on tour.
Kruftwerk – electronic music with a real pedigree.
Yew Order – Manchester band and friend of Ronan Bleating.
November 26th, 2009 at 12:15 pm
Oh shit that’s two letters
Twenty Lou told me off because he missed my letter change, but you do this atrocity and ….. nothing.
It’s discrimination. I’m off to the EU.
November 26th, 2009 at 12:18 pm
Booker T & the BG’s – Memphis Soul singer replaces Maurice for their last tour.
November 26th, 2009 at 12:19 pm
Eslan – Balinasloe tribute band of dublin junkie rockers!
November 26th, 2009 at 12:25 pm
Lung if that New Order thing is an ovine reference surely it should be Ewe Order?
Yours pedantically
November 26th, 2009 at 12:28 pm
Peter Frappton – I don’t need you to show me the way.
November 26th, 2009 at 12:39 pm
Peep Purple, heavy rock with indecent exposure.
Isao Tomata, synthesizer virtuoso who loves ketchup.
Gordon Lightfool, just a little foolish.
Gipsy Kongs, hairy, scary gipsy music broadcast live from the Empire State Building.
November 26th, 2009 at 12:43 pm
Pooper – Stuart David gets all incontinent!
November 26th, 2009 at 12:44 pm
Conway Twatty – He went from bad to worse.
November 26th, 2009 at 12:46 pm
Leopard Cohen – Susanne takes him down to a place by the river.
November 26th, 2009 at 12:48 pm
Sink Floyd – Band on the Titanic
November 26th, 2009 at 12:51 pm
Saul McCartney – Yesterday.
November 26th, 2009 at 12:51 pm
B2 – Bomb the music fans by stealth
November 26th, 2009 at 12:53 pm
The Rogues – Uncouth Irish band…oh…
November 26th, 2009 at 12:55 pm
Rob Marley – never really made it!
November 26th, 2009 at 12:59 pm
Peter Nosh – Hungry after smoking all that maryjane
November 26th, 2009 at 1:03 pm
Jami Hendrix – He managed to get to Woodstock and the Isle of Wight festival. Lucky bastard.
November 26th, 2009 at 1:05 pm
The Bailers – Jailhouse Rock
November 26th, 2009 at 1:08 pm
10 BC – One of those rock dinosaurs wiped out by Punk music
November 26th, 2009 at 1:09 pm
Barry Shite- more hole than soul.
November 26th, 2009 at 1:20 pm
Uriah Hemp – Return to Fantasy
Wishbone Ask – Who are they?
Yis – Australian tribute band
November 26th, 2009 at 1:23 pm
Nob Marley – Bit of a dick really
November 26th, 2009 at 1:27 pm
The Plaice – Dockers band
November 26th, 2009 at 1:28 pm
Guns N’ Hoses – Firemen do gangsta rap
November 26th, 2009 at 1:30 pm
The Bars – You really shouldn’t drive home tonight
AC/AC – For those about to Alternate
The Jesus and Mary Chair – Higher that a high stool.
UltraPox – caught in Vienna by Minge Ure
November 26th, 2009 at 1:31 pm
Iggy Cop – He’s got a lust for a life of lockin’ up bad guys
November 26th, 2009 at 1:32 pm
Climie Fister – Love changes everything … especially the size of your ringpiece
November 26th, 2009 at 1:32 pm
Muddy Holly – After the Crash
Bingo Starr – His true calling
UN – Bringers of peace to troubled spots (wait a munute????)
November 26th, 2009 at 1:33 pm
Snob Patrol – D4 neighbourhood watch
November 26th, 2009 at 1:34 pm
Climie Fister – Love changes everything
..Bastard..heh
November 26th, 2009 at 1:36 pm
Boy Division – Anal love will tear us apart
November 26th, 2009 at 1:38 pm
Dustin Timberlake – Zig and Zag’s mate went out with Britney, you know.
November 26th, 2009 at 1:40 pm
David Pray – please forgive him on the other side
November 26th, 2009 at 1:44 pm
James Brunt – He always gets the shitty end of the stick
November 26th, 2009 at 1:45 pm
Slide – They’re frum Bruum, ain’t thy?
November 26th, 2009 at 1:46 pm
Michael Lublé – Greasy anus
November 26th, 2009 at 1:47 pm
Heil Diamond – Nazi singer of Sweet Caroline
November 26th, 2009 at 1:48 pm
The Libertunes – free downloads and CDs
November 26th, 2009 at 1:49 pm
Everything But The Gril – Almost perfect fitted kitchens.
November 26th, 2009 at 1:50 pm
Whipping Toy – BDSM Rock.
November 26th, 2009 at 1:51 pm
Donna Bummer – She’ll do you right up the jacksie with a strap-on
November 26th, 2009 at 1:55 pm
Simply Ned – Ginger, Glaswegian ASBO-toting “soul” band.
November 26th, 2009 at 1:57 pm
Muffy – just a big cunt
November 26th, 2009 at 1:57 pm
Pimply Red – stuck in puberty as he holds back the years
November 26th, 2009 at 1:59 pm
What – A Duo where the 2nd guy doesnt sing or play and instrument?
November 26th, 2009 at 2:00 pm
Slate – brittle 70s glam rock combo
November 26th, 2009 at 2:00 pm
Mariah Farey – Time to come out of the closet love
November 26th, 2009 at 2:01 pm
The Sleet – slushy 70s glam rock band
November 26th, 2009 at 2:03 pm
Blade – Wolverhampton Slashers
Med at Work – Down Under Doctor
November 26th, 2009 at 2:04 pm
Kate Sash – Cockney Loyal Order member
November 26th, 2009 at 2:04 pm
Geezer – Cockney Nerd Rock
Yid Creole and the Coconuts – Jewish Big Band Disco Funk
Alah Parsons Project – Muslim Progressive Rock
Thomas Dolly – Barbie Loving singer/producer
The Sluts – Permissive Punk Band
Hoards of Canada – Ork made mellow electronica
Aphex Twit – Idiotic electonic drun n Bass
November 26th, 2009 at 2:05 pm
Bib Marley – suffered a massive stroke
November 26th, 2009 at 2:05 pm
Emerson Bake and Palmer – experimental super-group heavily into buns
November 26th, 2009 at 2:07 pm
Pimply Red – stuck in puberty as he holds back the years
one of the best.
November 26th, 2009 at 2:14 pm
Swing – loves to practice in Fields of Golf
November 26th, 2009 at 2:19 pm
Gerry and The Palemakers – tanning got so passé.
November 26th, 2009 at 2:21 pm
Elfis Presley – fairytale King of Rock
November 26th, 2009 at 2:22 pm
Savage Warden – Affirmation that the Truly Madly Deeply awful “comedian” should be locked up
November 26th, 2009 at 2:23 pm
Dare Straits – Go on, one more shit album, bet you wouldn’t!
November 26th, 2009 at 2:28 pm
Cack L – The real name of the rip off merchant cunt bag suburban pub playing Gary Glitter lookalike.
November 26th, 2009 at 2:29 pm
Roberta Slack – the first time ever she saw their faces she was theirs
November 26th, 2009 at 2:31 pm
A2 – Look good on paper.
Toy George – Small but perfectly formed.
Pony Bennett – Well known Finglas horseman.
Heather Stall – Run by gypsies, supposed to bring good luck, boss.
KP Lang – loves peanuts.
Fan Lovin Criminals – Like to be cool.
November 26th, 2009 at 2:33 pm
Gaul Brady – francophile irishman says a long adieu
November 26th, 2009 at 2:44 pm
Swoop Dogg – Hanggliding rapper.
Tom Pesty – Singing nuisance.
Cheryl Chow – Always eating, but still skinny as a rake.
Wu Tang Clap – Love the roar of the crowd.
November 26th, 2009 at 2:44 pm
Crystal Gable – breaking headfirst through the glass ceiling broke her nose & made her brown eyes blue
November 26th, 2009 at 2:46 pm
T.W.A – Transatlantic like a muthafucka…
November 26th, 2009 at 2:50 pm
Chris Pea – Fool if you think its mange tout
November 26th, 2009 at 2:59 pm
ive lost my mojo listening to the murphy report..
I’ll be there wont be 170 comments on whatever you write about that Twenty..
November 26th, 2009 at 3:02 pm
Echo and the Funnymen – Comedy group with big hair, similar to the Chuckle Brothers with scouse attitude.
November 26th, 2009 at 3:05 pm
Franky Goes To Bollywood – Gay Indian Musical?
November 26th, 2009 at 3:08 pm
The Ra’s – And I just can’t contain, this semtex that remains.
November 26th, 2009 at 3:28 pm
Pissy Elliott – wetting your pants is a Misdemeanour not a felony
November 26th, 2009 at 3:31 pm
Bjorg – Resistance is futile erm no thanks Iceland is too cold for me
November 26th, 2009 at 3:34 pm
Lung John Baldry – The smoker’s choice.
The Cores – Boring right to the centre.
Penisis – Well, they are since Gabriel left!
Fananarama – Suppose they had to be really saying something.
November 26th, 2009 at 3:49 pm
Ape of Base – one Cruel Cruel Summer an owl lost its Beautiful Life
November 26th, 2009 at 3:52 pm
haha
November 26th, 2009 at 3:57 pm
Poni Basil – Horse mickey, you’re so fine
November 26th, 2009 at 3:59 pm
Bolivia Newton John – let’s get coke
November 26th, 2009 at 4:01 pm
Sugar Pill Gang – Placebo tribute band..
November 26th, 2009 at 4:02 pm
Kill Young – Hope they die before I get old.
November 26th, 2009 at 4:02 pm
What the fuck… i have the best one ever and it just won’t appear. Have you got a blocker on ones that are super clever?
I’ll try again…
Sugar Pill Gang, a Placebo tribute act.
Genius!
November 26th, 2009 at 4:04 pm
Dexy’s Midnight Gunners, dungaree-clad assassin squad with night-vision.
Or something.
November 26th, 2009 at 4:05 pm
The Strikes – a favourite of Newry shopkeepers.
November 26th, 2009 at 4:05 pm
Pig Country, swine in check shirts
November 26th, 2009 at 4:07 pm
Blobby McFerrin – don’t worry, be spotty
November 26th, 2009 at 4:08 pm
Rollerskate Spinny – Dizzy Psychadelic rockers
Rape Against the Machine – Does Copperface Jacks have a Carpark?
November 26th, 2009 at 4:09 pm
The Devs – Donegal Fianna Fail tribute band.
November 26th, 2009 at 4:10 pm
The Belle Stabs – Limerick-based all girl ska pop skanks
November 26th, 2009 at 4:12 pm
Sharleen Spiterr – I don’t want a mouthful.
November 26th, 2009 at 4:13 pm
Glue in Heaven – Bind us together Lord.
November 26th, 2009 at 4:14 pm
Hatie Melua – Watch out, she’ll puncture your bicycle.
November 26th, 2009 at 4:17 pm
Bussycat Dolls – Arrive at gigs on the 77A.
November 26th, 2009 at 4:20 pm
Casement Jaxx – the windows in the house music
November 26th, 2009 at 4:22 pm
Elvin Costello – A good year for the little people
November 26th, 2009 at 4:22 pm
The Fureys and Ravey Arthur – The green fields of trance.
November 26th, 2009 at 4:23 pm
Share McGowan – drinks are on him.
November 26th, 2009 at 4:25 pm
Mungo Terry – John’s ma in the summertime
November 26th, 2009 at 4:28 pm
“Casement Jaxx – the windows in the house music”.
Toilet windows
November 26th, 2009 at 4:32 pm
Ron Bon Jovi – hard core in both the film and music worlds
Feminem – legendary transgender pineer from 8-Mile
Madam Clayton – back-door man from the Dublin mountains
Ricky Fartin – he could really bring the house down
Tom Jonas and George Jonas Jnr – the original Jonas Brothers
November 26th, 2009 at 4:32 pm
Terry Lacks – Season in the Sun-derland back four
November 26th, 2009 at 4:34 pm
Mandy – Mundy in a nice frock.
November 26th, 2009 at 4:34 pm
Katy Terry – fun-loving pop princess saved from the dabauchery of Russell Bland by a last ditch sliding tackle from EB John Terry
November 26th, 2009 at 4:35 pm
Randy Manwarmer – Don’t give up on us, Gayby
November 26th, 2009 at 4:36 pm
The Fureys and Ravey Arthur – The green fields of trance.
Damn, that is good.
November 26th, 2009 at 4:36 pm
Pestlife – Day to day existence of 4 cockroaches.
November 26th, 2009 at 4:36 pm
Terence Trent B’Arby – Sign your name across my anatomically incorrect heart.
Adam and the Anus – Stand and deliver but be gentle.
Julian Dope – World shut your …..uh….what was I saying?.
Echo and the Munnymen – Only rock group ever to be bailed out by Fianna Fail.
Kakagoogoo – describes their music perfectly.
The Gee Gees – Neighin’ Alive
November 26th, 2009 at 4:36 pm
Dilbert O’Sullivan – Cartoon crooner alone again, naturally.
November 26th, 2009 at 4:36 pm
Freddie Uranus – hang on – thats a planet not a letter
November 26th, 2009 at 4:36 pm
Leo Gayer – You make me feel like cruisin’
November 26th, 2009 at 4:39 pm
Chesney Hawker – the one and only sports socks seller on Moore St.
November 26th, 2009 at 4:40 pm
Billy Gay Cyrus – Achy Breaky Arse
November 26th, 2009 at 4:41 pm
Stevie Nacks — Tracksuit wearing coke-bummer..
November 26th, 2009 at 4:46 pm
Belton John – Tough queer
November 26th, 2009 at 4:48 pm
Dick Jagger – that about describes him dontcha think?
The Perve – a filthy sweet symphony
Stevie Winder – legendary barrel organist
Jelly – larger than life rapper
Meal – big croonster with legendary appetite
Prick Springfield – should have stayed in Australia
The Hedge – hardly
November 26th, 2009 at 4:49 pm
Paul McFartney – lead singer with Winds
November 26th, 2009 at 4:50 pm
Sister Pledge – a polished act
November 26th, 2009 at 4:51 pm
Midge Ire – still angry at Sir Bob Geldof
November 26th, 2009 at 4:53 pm
Boris Gardener – I want to wake up with yew
November 26th, 2009 at 4:55 pm
Midget Ure – pint sized Scotsman who never ate his greens
November 26th, 2009 at 4:56 pm
Christy Moose – deerly loved folkster
November 26th, 2009 at 4:58 pm
Japes – Sit down and stop the messing.
UFU – Go fuck yourself.
Sinéad O’Conker – Singer of old chestnuts.
November 26th, 2009 at 5:03 pm
OK, everyone stop. The abuse report is out.
November 26th, 2009 at 5:06 pm
Kinks of Leon – they had a mishap with candle wax bedroom games & now her sex is on fire
November 26th, 2009 at 5:11 pm
Orchestral Manoeuvres in the Park – Bleak synthpoppers change style to oompah bandstanders.
November 26th, 2009 at 5:15 pm
some good news
“A GROUP of academics and students at NUI Maynooth has called on the university to suspend its appointment of former taoiseach Bertie Ahern as a visiting professor pending the outcome of the Mahon tribunal.
Campaigners said up to 1,000 signatures opposing the appointment had been collected among the student body and a public meeting on the issue took place last week.”
http://www.irishtimes.com/newspaper/frontpage/2009/1126/1224259488850.html?via=mr
November 26th, 2009 at 5:19 pm
Maggot, please repost that comment in the new posting. Save this one for the light-hearted stuff.
November 26th, 2009 at 5:22 pm
The Stroked – American rockers who spent time in a catholic boarding school.
November 26th, 2009 at 5:42 pm
Delete these as necessary.
November 26th, 2009 at 5:46 pm
He has it in for you today Maggot.
November 26th, 2009 at 6:12 pm
Wily Allen – Oh My Gosh that coyote has a sly Smile
November 26th, 2009 at 6:16 pm
Lily Alpen – She’s a bit nutty
November 26th, 2009 at 6:19 pm
The Shiths – Frontman Morrisey has a lisp
November 26th, 2009 at 6:32 pm
Lee Scratch Terry – Chelsea V Birmingham; A fight breaks out between Bowyer and the Chelsea captain.
(Not bad for someone who knows nothing about football, eh?
November 26th, 2009 at 6:33 pm
Pixie Lost – Uh Oh, Uh Oh… there’ll be trouble
November 26th, 2009 at 6:36 pm
Tail Cruz – aka kerb crawling
November 26th, 2009 at 6:38 pm
Anon – whatshisname with the smurfs
November 26th, 2009 at 6:41 pm
Ironic – this one can spell
November 26th, 2009 at 6:44 pm
Gravis – seriously silly videos
November 26th, 2009 at 6:47 pm
Dole-The recession affects even Courtney Love
November 26th, 2009 at 6:50 pm
Tote – Hold the line, AOR group like to flutter on the GGs
Average White Wand – normal penis size
Lionel Richte – R&B star likes his dry biscuits
Dozy Powell – Stupid drummer
Alison Monet – Alf meets the Renaissance
Neil Sinn – New Zealand based republican singer
Spandau Bullet – New Romantic snipers
The Bray – How to save a life in Wicklow
The Waferboys – back to biscuits again
Tom Cones – smoking the green green grass of home
The Stale Council – Paul Weller goes off again
Steely Tan – Jazz duo open up a sunbed suite
NAMA Mouskouri – Greek bailout
Jethro Pull – Playing the flesh flute
Cyndi Pauper – Recession victim
George Bunson – Science instrument soul star
Blancminge – White French Fanny
The Stragglers – Punk group just can’t keep up
November 26th, 2009 at 6:53 pm
Bot Wow Wow – go wild in the country where snakes in the arse are absolutely free
November 26th, 2009 at 7:05 pm
The Beach Toys – Good Vibrations
Deff Buckley – Hear today , Gone Tomorrow
November 26th, 2009 at 7:16 pm
Boybone – Manager Louis says the name came to him one time when he got an erection.
Take Twat – Actually, it takes five of them.
November 26th, 2009 at 8:27 pm
He has it in for you today Maggot.
Just a tiff HM, it will pass. I’ll forgive him when the flowers and choccies arrive!
November 26th, 2009 at 9:47 pm
Men Without Cats – Canadian 80s pop group also started a canine appreciation society.
November 26th, 2009 at 10:07 pm
Dire Rea Two shite sound of the 80’s in one
KD Twang Texas Lesbian chanteuse.
Guns and Doses. Need I go on.
November 26th, 2009 at 10:45 pm
DeafMau5
Miles Mavis
Midnight Buggernaughts
Gammy Davis Jnr
Nat King Hole
Modest House
November 26th, 2009 at 11:06 pm
Virgin Prawns….Pagan Fish
Shagged Catholics….Dublin skinhead band/gang caught up in church sex scandal shocker.
November 26th, 2009 at 11:07 pm
Bat for Gashes – Likes the cricket bat treatment
November 26th, 2009 at 11:26 pm
Willy de Wille – RIP
November 26th, 2009 at 11:31 pm
Lemon Welly – Electro footwear
Bland Melon
Empire of the Bun – Walking on a cream(bun)
November 27th, 2009 at 8:28 am
All these bands have a great stage act at the local bondage club:
Kid Creole and the Cocknuts
Kajapoogoo
R.I.M
The Dangles
Jobby Brown
Herbie Mancock
Howard Bones
Gloria Estefan & The Miami Pound Machine
Orchestral Manoeuvers In The Dork
Florence and She Machine
Lady Gags
Rings of Leon
November 27th, 2009 at 5:20 pm
Cackson Brown – Somebody’s baby