So that most famous of Irish institutions, Budget Travel, is to close down. I can hear the jingle now:
Budget Travel goes better places, better prices too.
Dirty Dave used to use the Budget Travel brochure for his wanking material before Ireland was allowed to have pornography. He still has a pristine condition Winter 88 for those special home alone moments. Ad when I say pristine I mean laminated. In his own spunk.
He is going to be gutted tonight. Gutted.
Where are all the bargain hunters going to camp outside for 4 days at New Years while everyone else is inside nursing the xmas hangovers?
God help them they’ll have to get a life now.
Tell him the Damart catalogue has some sexy chicks in their undies Twenty Lou
Also – there was always H&E in Easons on O’Connell Street. You’d go in an slip the H&E into your schoolbag while your mates were knocking all the copies of Viz off the shelf. Then you’d just stroll out, flex your arm and you were ready to go.
If you want a cheap holiday now you’ll end up in the same hotels as the Brits with their constant football chanting. Or the Germans in their g-strings at the breakfast buffet.
Ah HM, leave the Germans alone, they’re not the wurst.
I’ve installed a new plug-in on the site so anyone who makes a really bad pun gets an autobahn
It’s very Dachau there tonight.
probably gutted in the morning too …
20, sorry for poor quality puns, but I was out last night and I have a hanover
Aach
Sorry, had a power cut here. Problem with the Mainz, apparently.
Although the Germans are famous for their sense of humour, I feel it ill advised to take the piss .
The Nazi’s knew a thing or two about budget travel all the same. Especially by rail.
is a german city pun a bonn mot?
Cowboy walks into a bar in Stuttgart… “Audi partners”
heh x 2
mannheim so funny
Shouldn’t that be Ingoldstadt?
If you want my ad Weiss, the puns should stop.
A lot are baden some are worse.
Yes Maggot. I couldn’t remember where IN on the number plates was. You pedantic Nordy.
LOL , yep, that is us, pedants and even worse, correct pedants!
Which confection is it tonight?
I had to cut down on the sugar, was getting the shakes.
Kit Kat Chunky, the Mary Lou of chocolate
Heh heh, those Manchester cunts lost to Besiktas!
Heh heh, those Manchester cunts lost to Besiktas!
Liverpool yesterday, United today, fucking brilliant..
“Kit Kat Chunky, the Mary Lou of chocolate”
I’d shag her, but more to see if she shouted out in Irish or as bearla..
I’ll bet she whines rather than shouts Lafs
CEREMONY…………….new order………..wake up twenty……smell me
GAS MEN, THE GERMANS….
man thats a shame, they were fucking great value.
Liebfraumilf – Mature German Wine
Mature German Wife?
During the war a pritisher paratrooper landed in a manure heap in a German field and said the only two words he knew in German: “Ach Dung”
A budget travel brochure as wanking material? God be with the days when you’d sneak a copy of your mum’s cosmo into the jacks to enjoy in your own special way.