Budget Travel to close down
So that most famous of Irish institutions, Budget Travel, is to close down. I can hear the jingle now:
Budget Travel goes better places, better prices too.
Dirty Dave used to use the Budget Travel brochure for his wanking material before Ireland was allowed to have pornography. He still has a pristine condition Winter 88 for those special home alone moments. Ad when I say pristine I mean laminated. In his own spunk.
He is going to be gutted tonight. Gutted.
November 25th, 2009 at 4:21 pm
Where are all the bargain hunters going to camp outside for 4 days at New Years while everyone else is inside nursing the xmas hangovers?
November 25th, 2009 at 4:42 pm
God help them they’ll have to get a life now.
November 25th, 2009 at 4:53 pm
Tell him the Damart catalogue has some sexy chicks in their undies Twenty Lou
November 25th, 2009 at 4:56 pm
Also – there was always H&E in Easons on O’Connell Street. You’d go in an slip the H&E into your schoolbag while your mates were knocking all the copies of Viz off the shelf. Then you’d just stroll out, flex your arm and you were ready to go.
November 25th, 2009 at 4:59 pm
If you want a cheap holiday now you’ll end up in the same hotels as the Brits with their constant football chanting. Or the Germans in their g-strings at the breakfast buffet.
November 25th, 2009 at 5:28 pm
Ah HM, leave the Germans alone, they’re not the wurst.
November 25th, 2009 at 5:33 pm
I’ve installed a new plug-in on the site so anyone who makes a really bad pun gets an autobahn
November 25th, 2009 at 6:36 pm
It’s very Dachau there tonight.
November 25th, 2009 at 6:43 pm
probably gutted in the morning too …
November 25th, 2009 at 6:55 pm
20, sorry for poor quality puns, but I was out last night and I have a hanover
November 25th, 2009 at 7:53 pm
Aach
November 25th, 2009 at 7:56 pm
Sorry, had a power cut here. Problem with the Mainz, apparently.
November 25th, 2009 at 8:09 pm
Although the Germans are famous for their sense of humour, I feel it ill advised to take the piss .
November 25th, 2009 at 8:23 pm
The Nazi’s knew a thing or two about budget travel all the same. Especially by rail.
November 25th, 2009 at 8:55 pm
is a german city pun a bonn mot?
November 25th, 2009 at 9:02 pm
Cowboy walks into a bar in Stuttgart… “Audi partners”
November 25th, 2009 at 9:04 pm
heh x 2
November 25th, 2009 at 9:14 pm
mannheim so funny
November 25th, 2009 at 9:24 pm
Shouldn’t that be Ingoldstadt?
November 25th, 2009 at 9:30 pm
If you want my ad Weiss, the puns should stop.
A lot are baden some are worse.
November 25th, 2009 at 9:49 pm
Yes Maggot. I couldn’t remember where IN on the number plates was. You pedantic Nordy.
November 25th, 2009 at 9:50 pm
LOL , yep, that is us, pedants and even worse, correct pedants!
November 25th, 2009 at 9:52 pm
Which confection is it tonight?
I had to cut down on the sugar, was getting the shakes.
November 25th, 2009 at 10:04 pm
Kit Kat Chunky, the Mary Lou of chocolate
November 25th, 2009 at 10:11 pm
Heh heh, those Manchester cunts lost to Besiktas!
November 25th, 2009 at 11:40 pm
Heh heh, those Manchester cunts lost to Besiktas!
Liverpool yesterday, United today, fucking brilliant..
November 25th, 2009 at 11:42 pm
“Kit Kat Chunky, the Mary Lou of chocolate”
I’d shag her, but more to see if she shouted out in Irish or as bearla..
November 26th, 2009 at 12:15 am
I’ll bet she whines rather than shouts Lafs
November 26th, 2009 at 12:17 am
CEREMONY…………….new order………..wake up twenty……smell me
November 26th, 2009 at 5:19 am
GAS MEN, THE GERMANS….
November 26th, 2009 at 8:58 am
man thats a shame, they were fucking great value.
November 26th, 2009 at 9:22 am
Liebfraumilf – Mature German Wine
November 26th, 2009 at 9:50 am
Mature German Wife?
November 26th, 2009 at 10:39 am
During the war a pritisher paratrooper landed in a manure heap in a German field and said the only two words he knew in German: “Ach Dung”
November 26th, 2009 at 10:52 pm
A budget travel brochure as wanking material? God be with the days when you’d sneak a copy of your mum’s cosmo into the jacks to enjoy in your own special way.