The floods and that

Surely it’s obvious to everyone now that building on flood plains is a bad idea. These developers were stupid though. They should have just built skyscrapers where the two bottom floors were a swimming pool. That way if there was ever a flood the pool would just get a bit dirty instead of peoples homes and business being swept away. They’re also tidal wave proof if there’s ever an Asian tsunami in Ireland.

And with people being urged to go out and buy drinking water is it just coincidence that the heads of Ballygowan, Volvic, Perrier, Pellegrino and Tesco Natural Irish Spring Water Which Isn’t Simply Filtered Tap Water We Swear all had a secret meeting in a top Dublin restaurant last month?

I think not. The powerful ‘You have water already but need better water to live a fulfilling life’ cartel have questions to answer.

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16 Responses to The floods and that

  1. Crank says:

    It is the ultimate irony for the people of Cork, isn’t it. Nearly fucking drowned without a drop to drink.

    Hate to be them.

  2. Fill3rup says:

    Do you reckon they have a cloudmachine that they used to send up massive overstocks of their Peckham Spring water and release over Ireland?

  3. Ianoo says:

    It’s god’s way of saying “Cork, ye all need a wash”

  4. Fill3rup says:

    Cockermouth..heh..

  5. maggot says:

    Nobody seemed to realise that if you take hundreds of acres of fields and cover them with houses, roads and driveways then water that fell and would otherwise have soaked into the ground is trapped on the surface. Dumb Cunts.

  6. Twenty Major says:

    I’m sure they knew, they just didn’t care.

    Are you saying Kate Bush’s video Dad is behind this, Fill?

  7. Fill3rup says:

    Yes.its all Donald Sutherland’s fault,infact,the silence from Kate Bush has been deafening the last few days so she’s not above suspicion..

  8. maggot says:

    Did you see the TV footage a few years ago when Holywood co Down Flooded, or was it only UTV ? Bar on seafront, punters on stools upto their waists in seawater drinking their pints.

  9. maggot says:

    Kate’s Bush, heh heh

  10. Crank says:

    Wow…Oh Wow…Oh Wow…Oh Wow….Unbelievable….

  11. triangle says:

    think we had it bad,what about the chinese cloudbusters……killed loads

  12. gimmeaminute says:

    I don’t want to imply that it’s God’s judgement on the people of Cork for being a bunch of chip shouldered impolite fucks, but I’m pretty sure that it’s God’s judgement on the people of Cork for being a bunch of chip shouldered impolite fucks.

  13. Lorcan the Lion says:

    I think gimmeaminute has a point. Some of my best friends are from Cork but they are awful cunts

  14. SAm crea says:

    are you conspiratorially theoriszing Major? or however to fuck ye spell dat…

  15. maggot says:

    Is Roy Keane there at the moment?
    No?
    Then it’s not divine intervention.

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