The floods and that
Posted on | November 23, 2009 | 16 Comments
Surely it’s obvious to everyone now that building on flood plains is a bad idea. These developers were stupid though. They should have just built skyscrapers where the two bottom floors were a swimming pool. That way if there was ever a flood the pool would just get a bit dirty instead of peoples homes and business being swept away. They’re also tidal wave proof if there’s ever an Asian tsunami in Ireland.
And with people being urged to go out and buy drinking water is it just coincidence that the heads of Ballygowan, Volvic, Perrier, Pellegrino and Tesco Natural Irish Spring Water Which Isn’t Simply Filtered Tap Water We Swear all had a secret meeting in a top Dublin restaurant last month?
I think not. The powerful ‘You have water already but need better water to live a fulfilling life’ cartel have questions to answer.
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November 23rd, 2009 @ 4:00 pm
It is the ultimate irony for the people of Cork, isn’t it. Nearly fucking drowned without a drop to drink.
Hate to be them.
November 23rd, 2009 @ 4:06 pm
Fucking poxy.
November 23rd, 2009 @ 4:18 pm
Do you reckon they have a cloudmachine that they used to send up massive overstocks of their Peckham Spring water and release over Ireland?
November 23rd, 2009 @ 4:23 pm
It’s god’s way of saying “Cork, ye all need a wash”
November 23rd, 2009 @ 4:29 pm
Cockermouth..heh..
November 23rd, 2009 @ 4:29 pm
Nobody seemed to realise that if you take hundreds of acres of fields and cover them with houses, roads and driveways then water that fell and would otherwise have soaked into the ground is trapped on the surface. Dumb Cunts.
November 23rd, 2009 @ 4:31 pm
I’m sure they knew, they just didn’t care.
Are you saying Kate Bush’s video Dad is behind this, Fill?
November 23rd, 2009 @ 4:34 pm
Yes.its all Donald Sutherland’s fault,infact,the silence from Kate Bush has been deafening the last few days so she’s not above suspicion..
November 23rd, 2009 @ 4:36 pm
Did you see the TV footage a few years ago when Holywood co Down Flooded, or was it only UTV ? Bar on seafront, punters on stools upto their waists in seawater drinking their pints.
November 23rd, 2009 @ 4:39 pm
Kate’s Bush, heh heh
November 23rd, 2009 @ 5:15 pm
Wow…Oh Wow…Oh Wow…Oh Wow….Unbelievable….
November 23rd, 2009 @ 6:51 pm
think we had it bad,what about the chinese cloudbusters……killed loads
November 23rd, 2009 @ 7:52 pm
I don’t want to imply that it’s God’s judgement on the people of Cork for being a bunch of chip shouldered impolite fucks, but I’m pretty sure that it’s God’s judgement on the people of Cork for being a bunch of chip shouldered impolite fucks.
November 23rd, 2009 @ 8:54 pm
I think gimmeaminute has a point. Some of my best friends are from Cork but they are awful cunts
November 24th, 2009 @ 2:16 am
are you conspiratorially theoriszing Major? or however to fuck ye spell dat…
November 24th, 2009 @ 1:00 pm
Is Roy Keane there at the moment?
No?
Then it’s not divine intervention.