Priorities
Posted on | November 13, 2009 | 63 Comments
So yesterday NAMA was passed. We don’t have money to pay for cancer vaccines, hospitals, old aged pensioners to buy a bit of wood for the fire, but we’ve got €54bn to bail out property developers and gamblers dressed as bankers. We all know this. It’s no surprise.
We know our friends at the Green Party are super serious about their role in all this. Senator Dan Boyle Twittered his way through the legislative process, keeping us bang up to date with how close we were to being fucked. How proud he was to have taken part and to be at the forefront of Government 2.0.
The Greens are a touchy bunch though. Responding to a message I sent to them on Twitter accusing them, quite rightly I should add, of being humourless cunts and suggesting after the next election they would be a bit fucked, I got the following reply:
From you, sir, that’s a complement. Are you branching out now into political punditry? Or just threat-levelling?
Leaving aside the new invention that is ‘threat-levelling’, isn’t it sad that people who publicly represent the government don’t know the difference between ‘compliment’ and ‘complement’? No wonder we’re in the mess we’re in when halfwits like that abound.
However, the Greens are not really the issue, despite being a pack (a very small pack, a packette, perhaps?), of power-hungry, grasping cunts. We could count on our leader, Brian Cowen, to capture the public mood and calm things down, couldn’t we. He would settle our nerves, wouldn’t he? He’d make us feel better like any good leader would. Yes.
This, on the day that NAMA was birthed through the septic minge of this government, is what he gave us.
Bravo, fatso. Bravo.
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November 13th, 2009 @ 10:54 am
I don’t read the Metro but ill advisedly I glanced through it this morning in the breakroom and in the Metro Mail section someone had signed off…
“Brian Cowen Fan”
I’m still reeling from this…
November 13th, 2009 @ 10:56 am
“Brian Cowen Fan”
Fucking hell.
November 13th, 2009 @ 11:02 am
The whole thing is sort of fascinating in an out-of-body-experience kind of way.
November 13th, 2009 @ 11:05 am
Hey Twenty, the greens called you sir.
Piss taking cunts.
November 13th, 2009 @ 11:07 am
‘Twenty, please oh please never ever show Biffo the Hutt’s hideous mug on your blog again. The NAMA news is traumatising enough without having to look at his burst scrotum of a face.
November 13th, 2009 @ 11:08 am
heh, Div. True.
Lung, such keen football analysis though.
November 13th, 2009 @ 11:10 am
As Minister for Finance Brian Cowen pump-primed a booming economy for 3 successive years. He is another person elected to a position of power because his daddy was a T.D. And we call this corrupted kip a democracy.
Last time I checked Dan Boyle was an unelected mouthpiece too. Wasn’t he bunged into the senate by that other FF scum Bertie Ahearn?
November 13th, 2009 @ 11:13 am
“a bit of wood for the fire”
Tell Joe. Liveline awaits you Monday
November 13th, 2009 @ 11:19 am
Haven’t they already put aside 2.5 billion for fees for “professional services” to do with Nama?
I really should start looking for jobs abroad…
November 13th, 2009 @ 11:27 am
I know nothing about football. I have absolutely no interest in it whatsoever. I haven’t kicked a ball in over 30 years.
I could’ve given the same answer that that cuntbag gave.
November 13th, 2009 @ 11:44 am
I didnt really listen to a word he said. I was too busy amusing myself with the little hand that your cursor turns into when moved over the video. I had it parked right in the middle and it looked like he was having a right good pick!!
November 13th, 2009 @ 11:57 am
I think France level a big threat to our chances.
November 13th, 2009 @ 12:08 pm
I’m with Git. Cowen has obviously had a comprehensive, well-rounded education, resulting in him knowing fuck all about everything.
We’re fucked lads.
November 13th, 2009 @ 12:21 pm
bring back Ashley Grimes, that’s what I say.
November 13th, 2009 @ 12:24 pm
There’ll loads more cops around than usual tomorrow night. Angry nation, football fans, Saturday night, drink, possible defeat in store. Could be a kick off in more ways than one.
November 13th, 2009 @ 12:44 pm
I think France level a big threat to our chances.
See what I wrote the Other day about Ireland needing it’s own nuke.
that’s a complement.
Illiterate cunts.
November 13th, 2009 @ 12:50 pm
Someone needs to take a shit in his kit bag…
November 13th, 2009 @ 1:12 pm
What’s everyone doing for the match..
Going to Croke Park?
Going to the pub?
Staying in?
Being bitch slapped into watching X-Factor?
November 13th, 2009 @ 1:21 pm
Do you know what would be really good for national moral Brian? If you could go and stick your useless big ugly head in a blender and then switch it on. That would cheer us all up considerably you fat incompetent spastic. (Not surprised comments are disabled on that youtube video)
November 13th, 2009 @ 1:22 pm
Holemaster Says:
November 13th, 2009 at 1:12 pm
What’s everyone doing for the match..
Going to Croke Park?
Going to the pub?
Staying in?
Being bitch slapped into watching X-Factor?
I’m playing!
November 13th, 2009 @ 1:28 pm
Duffer?!
November 13th, 2009 @ 1:34 pm
Team games are a pain in the neck, I prefer playing with myself.
November 13th, 2009 @ 1:38 pm
See Bocks post re Nama, I think he says it best. http://bocktherobber.com/2009/11/government-to-pay-christmas-welfare-bonus
November 13th, 2009 @ 1:44 pm
I’m not sure I understand. There’s nothing in that post about how great Bock is or how great Munster is. Must be fake.
November 13th, 2009 @ 1:47 pm
As for the play off, I genuinely hope the French win, the only things I hate more than the Irish Football Team are Fianna Fail, The Greens & Liverpool.
All this “ya hav ta support the Boys In Green” bollox makes me want to puke, wife beating, illiterate scum (The Supporters, the players are fuckin worse)who think they are dressed up when the pull on an Irish Football Jersey, cunts.
I’ll be there on Sunday for the Rugby, a proper sport, although since Ireland became a little successful we have seen an increase in the amount of dirt bags turning up at matches, some even wearing the fucking eircom strip..
November 13th, 2009 @ 1:53 pm
I think it’s fair to say both the football team and rugby team are all cunts.
November 13th, 2009 @ 2:10 pm
Lafsword, Northsiders are people too.
November 13th, 2009 @ 2:14 pm
I think it’s fair to say that Lafsword is also a cunt
November 13th, 2009 @ 2:28 pm
Eh what? How are the rugby team cunts? At least they can fucking win something. Maybe not on Sunday what with Paddy “in from the side” Wallace at 12, but we should be good for the Six Nations.
People who don’t like rugby are weird.
November 13th, 2009 @ 2:34 pm
“See Bocks post re Nama, I think he says it best. http://bocktherobber.com/2009/11/government-to-pay-christmas-welfare-bonus“
I know that’s supposed to be a couple of Klaus Kinski images framing the top of Bocks page but I just can’t help seeing ‘Compo’ from Last of the Summer Wine now.
November 13th, 2009 @ 2:37 pm
I hate the eircom strip but I think it’s because I hate eircom. And I hate Lansdowne Road being called Aviva stadium.
Fuck off you brands.
November 13th, 2009 @ 2:38 pm
The Irish team should be sponsored by Ivomec 10-10-20.
And rugby team are cunts because they play rugby
November 13th, 2009 @ 2:38 pm
And the football team are cunts because you have all those guys in close proximity to Robbie Keane and not one of them has killed him yet
November 13th, 2009 @ 2:40 pm
It’s obvious that he is getting a blow job during that interview. The rambling, incoherent sentences, the searching for words, the dreamy expression on the face…you can pause it at any stage and he looks like he is getting blown. Stop it at 1.21 if you don’t believe me. The question is, who is down there? MAry Coughlan? Mary Harney? John Gormless?
November 13th, 2009 @ 2:41 pm
I miss Leo Yellow and Triple A Golden Maverick ads.
November 13th, 2009 @ 2:47 pm
You can catch AIDS off Bock’s site.
November 13th, 2009 @ 2:56 pm
I lost my car, my wife, my job, my dog, my hi-score and my dignity from looking at Bocks site.
November 13th, 2009 @ 3:04 pm
Imagine what might have happened if you had looked at his face Git, or worse ?
Twenty did you meet the cunt at any of the bloggers’ balls you attended ?
November 13th, 2009 @ 3:08 pm
Bloggers balls he attended to?
November 13th, 2009 @ 3:25 pm
I heard a rumour that Bock and Twenty are actually lovers.
Don’t ask me who told me that, Fill doesn’t like it when I tell people what he said.
November 13th, 2009 @ 3:46 pm
Shush Morgor,at least until i publish my “Book Of Salacious Blogger Balls” coming soon to Amazon..
Sample Review:”Simply Delightful!” – Computer Jones.
November 13th, 2009 @ 4:09 pm
It’s a disgrace that these Banker Cunts are being balled out, especially when people are having their homes repossessed every day.
NAMA should come with T&C’s that gives the tax payers a chance of holding on to their home if they loose their job. Chance would be a fine thing…
It makes me sick to the stomach that I have to emigrate in order to find work, and these fuck sticks are being rewarded for their reckless attitude to making money at whatever cost.
Irelands loss will be Canada’s gain in the next 6 – 9 months, with the chances of coming back to Ireland highly unlikely, especially if people continue to vote these Cunts into power!
November 13th, 2009 @ 4:40 pm
I heard a rumour that Bock and Twenty are actually lovers.
Unlikely, their prostates are incompatible, it’s an astrological thing.
November 13th, 2009 @ 4:44 pm
What a load of Cock
http://www.irishtimes.com/newspaper/breaking/2009/1113/breaking55.htm
November 13th, 2009 @ 4:52 pm
So, Cowen’s in Jersey to stock up on the duty free booze for Christmas. They’ll never get the government jet off the tarmac.
November 13th, 2009 @ 4:55 pm
‘It’s a disgrace that these Banker Cunts are being balled out..’
Well, NAMA is the equivalent of being sucked off by Brian Cowen.
Damien, it will indeed be Canada’s gain, and not a bad spot for the Irish who come over either. Could be a lot worse off.
November 13th, 2009 @ 5:07 pm
I’d advise against Canada, it’s full of Canadians who have to be the most smug and self-righteous cunts on the planets and even worse, some of them are French Canadian. They make even the Yanks look good.
November 13th, 2009 @ 5:09 pm
..that and their Flappy heads..cunts.
November 13th, 2009 @ 5:18 pm
“I think it’s fair to say that Lafsword is also a cunt” – Fair enough.
“Lafsword, Northsiders are people too.” – No they’re not, not even close, better than Ballyfermot though ..
As for those who don’t like Rugby the can KISS (Keep It South Side) my fucking ring.
Brian Cowen being sucked off by a dyson, now i’d pay for that.
November 13th, 2009 @ 5:46 pm
After watching the fat fella on the video ramble on, I have deduced that it aint fat that covers his ass, he’s just full of gas. He’s a balloon.
November 13th, 2009 @ 6:27 pm
So have none of ye any interest in seeing ireland beat france tomorrow night?
November 13th, 2009 @ 6:37 pm
why waste time that could be better spent watching porn peadar?
November 13th, 2009 @ 6:48 pm
I can’t really give a logical answer to that, but I’ll watch the match anyway
November 13th, 2009 @ 6:51 pm
I often wonder how females occupy their leisure time without Porn.
November 13th, 2009 @ 8:00 pm
Maggot, if your watching porn you’re seeing what women do, they’re making porn. Getting paid to get laid.
November 13th, 2009 @ 8:11 pm
That would fill the gap alright.
November 13th, 2009 @ 9:07 pm
Those actresses don’t do it for the money, they are true performers Loco.
November 14th, 2009 @ 1:30 am
Lafsword, you forgot the Judean People’s front
November 14th, 2009 @ 3:00 am
Not to sidetrack the conversation but we’re probably better off without the cervical cancer vaccine. There’s alot of reason to suspect it’s pretty dodge. They’re just after approving Gardasil for boys as well. Apparently it protects against genital warts.
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/33347708/ns/health-kids_and_parenting/
November 14th, 2009 @ 9:43 am
Have the Greens put Rohypnol into the nation’s water supply? Because I have to wonder why we take it up the ass. Had there been full on national protests we could’ve stopped NAMA and we could have toppled this government. Instead we have a ‘national strike’ on November 24th by public sector workers protecting THEIR wages. Clowns. Do they not realise that with NAMA they are fucked. Do the ‘educated’ teachers, who have just voted to join the protest, not realise that in two years time their average class size will be 40? The amount of tax that’ll be needed to service the interest on the NAMA debt over the next 10 years will be crippling. What is it with this country? There was only one protest against NAMA – September 16th if I recall – which only had about three thousand people. Is that really it? If the Irish people won’t get out and protest then we deserve to be riden by FF and The Green scumbags. P.S. Eamon Ryan has just had his house completely renovated in time for Christmas and he’s packed it full of green energy saving gadgets. Good to see someone can afford to avail of the green grants he introduced. Although I can’t image his neighbours in posh Clonskeagh are too thrilled with all the solar panels he stuck on his roof. What a cunt.
November 14th, 2009 @ 10:09 am
Brian, Brian, Brian, what colour under pants are you wearing,flush, flush, flush, blush, blush, blush, damp, damp,damp, good god and the hole of my aunts,you know your stuf.
November 14th, 2009 @ 10:11 am
There was only one protest against NAMA – September 16th if I recall – which only had about three thousand people. Is that really it?
I was at the one in cork and it was nearly hi-jacked by Workers party and Sinn Fein bollocks, most people don’t seem to realise what NAMA is and don’t give a fuck and are bored by what’s in the papers.
November 14th, 2009 @ 10:12 am
So have none of ye any interest in seeing ireland beat france tomorrow night?
Is that in soccer or rugby? er, i don’t really care but it’s a great excuse to get drunk, so i’ll be watching it. (ish)