Comments on: My toaster is shit http://twentymajor.net/2009/11/12/my-toaster-is-shit/ Thu, 09 Feb 2012 10:43:58 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1 By: Grumpy scottish cunt http://twentymajor.net/2009/11/12/my-toaster-is-shit/#comment-68557 Grumpy scottish cunt Fri, 13 Nov 2009 13:02:41 +0000 http://twentymajor.net/?p=3305#comment-68557 Its the reason the world is in such a mess. Imagine the luxury of a 30 second toast cycle. It would cheer everbody up no end, the accumulated saved time could be spent dreaming up weird and wonderful concotions to emblish the new age toast. I can seee the dfay when we all have cold fusion toasters and the like, happy days. Its the reason the world is in such a mess. Imagine the luxury of a 30 second toast cycle.

It would cheer everbody up no end, the accumulated saved time could be spent dreaming up weird and wonderful concotions to emblish the new age toast.

I can seee the dfay when we all have cold fusion toasters and the like, happy days.

]]> By: Ministry for Kitchen Economics. http://twentymajor.net/2009/11/12/my-toaster-is-shit/#comment-68536 Ministry for Kitchen Economics. Fri, 13 Nov 2009 08:53:27 +0000 http://twentymajor.net/?p=3305#comment-68536 Did you know you can pop stale Cream Crackers in the toaster for a minute or so and they come out all crunchy like. Potato cakes and Boxty can be toasted to perfection in the humble toaster. A toaster is not suitable for drying out teabags. Did you know you can pop stale Cream Crackers in the toaster for a minute or so and they come out all crunchy like.

Potato cakes and Boxty can be toasted to perfection in the humble toaster.

A toaster is not suitable for drying out teabags.

]]> By: maggot http://twentymajor.net/2009/11/12/my-toaster-is-shit/#comment-68535 maggot Fri, 13 Nov 2009 04:51:03 +0000 http://twentymajor.net/?p=3305#comment-68535 <i> Two words. Croque, Monsieur.</i> That is four words Two words.

Croque, Monsieur.

That is four words

]]> By: kiki http://twentymajor.net/2009/11/12/my-toaster-is-shit/#comment-68534 kiki Fri, 13 Nov 2009 01:14:29 +0000 http://twentymajor.net/?p=3305#comment-68534 the thing i never understood is why every toaster has a setting that burns toast to a crisp? who eats that shit? and at what point of the toasting process does bread become toast? the thing i never understood is why every toaster has a setting that burns toast to a crisp? who eats that shit?

and at what point of the toasting process does bread become toast?

]]> By: peckerhead http://twentymajor.net/2009/11/12/my-toaster-is-shit/#comment-68532 peckerhead Thu, 12 Nov 2009 23:14:46 +0000 http://twentymajor.net/?p=3305#comment-68532 Two words. Croque, Monsieur. Two words.

Croque, Monsieur.

]]> By: manuel http://twentymajor.net/2009/11/12/my-toaster-is-shit/#comment-68531 manuel Thu, 12 Nov 2009 23:13:01 +0000 http://twentymajor.net/?p=3305#comment-68531 I never understood why toasters burn toast....I mean they have one job, to toast bread, so why do they have a setting that allows bread to burn....meh I never understood why toasters burn toast….I mean they have one job, to toast bread, so why do they have a setting that allows bread to burn….meh

]]> By: Maxi Cane http://twentymajor.net/2009/11/12/my-toaster-is-shit/#comment-68530 Maxi Cane Thu, 12 Nov 2009 20:47:43 +0000 http://twentymajor.net/?p=3305#comment-68530 Bovril and butter mixed and spread on both sides of the bread, then stuck on a frying pan. Sexual to the max. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm off to the shop. Bovril and butter mixed and spread on both sides of the bread, then stuck on a frying pan.

Sexual to the max.

Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to the shop.

]]> By: SAm Crea http://twentymajor.net/2009/11/12/my-toaster-is-shit/#comment-68529 SAm Crea Thu, 12 Nov 2009 20:14:01 +0000 http://twentymajor.net/?p=3305#comment-68529 you didnt buy one of those fancy tefal ones with the brushed aluminium finish and the bun-warming attachment, did you major? Slow as fuck you didnt buy one of those fancy tefal ones with the brushed aluminium finish and the bun-warming attachment, did you major? Slow as fuck

]]> By: gimmeaminute http://twentymajor.net/2009/11/12/my-toaster-is-shit/#comment-68528 gimmeaminute Thu, 12 Nov 2009 17:25:07 +0000 http://twentymajor.net/?p=3305#comment-68528 It's a cylon, Sniffle. Frackin' toasters. It’s a cylon, Sniffle.

Frackin’ toasters.

]]> By: Size ten http://twentymajor.net/2009/11/12/my-toaster-is-shit/#comment-68527 Size ten Thu, 12 Nov 2009 17:24:05 +0000 http://twentymajor.net/?p=3305#comment-68527 Fuck Dyson, all he does is put his name, and made in Britain on expensive shite, he brought out a wheel barrow with a ball wheel just like that fuckin vacuum cleaner, and no one on earth could get it to go in a straight line in wet conditions, he also brought out a double drum washing machine, what a load of wank that was,he's supposed to be the great British inventor, Rodger Baylis is way better than the smarmy prick, so get a toaster made by some one with not much of their eyes showing and you'll be alright. Fuck Dyson, all he does is put his name, and made in Britain on expensive shite, he brought out a wheel barrow with a ball wheel just like that fuckin vacuum cleaner, and no one on earth could get it to go in a straight line in wet conditions, he also brought out a double drum washing machine, what a load of wank that was,he’s supposed to be the great British inventor, Rodger Baylis is way better than the smarmy prick, so get a toaster made by some one with not much of their eyes showing and you’ll be alright.

]]>