Swine Flu vaccine

I’m not taking it. No fucking way.

When Mary Harney wants me to do something I’ll do the opposite. And I’m still to be convinced that Swine Flu® isn’t just a huge scam of a conspiracy of a machination to bump up profits of drug companies and to allow them to inject us with a ‘vaccine’ that is probably some kind of mind-control thing or which inserts a permanent tracking device so we can be monitored from on high.

I’ll stick with hot whiskey and the sweats.

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29 Responses to “Swine Flu vaccine”

  • Yippee Says:

    Twenty, have you seen yer woman on Youtube, the cheerleader who is now spastic after getting the flu jab?

    Scary!
    I’d post a link, but I’m computer illiterate!

  • Twenty Major Says:

    Yeah, fuck. I saw that. She’s all right when she walks backwards but the rest of the time she’s mangled.

    Another good reason. I don’t want my cheerleading career scuppered in any way.

  • Yippee Says:

    Gimme an F, gimme an L…

  • Yippee Says:

    I think we’re alone, Twenty, but don’t think you can try any funny stuff.
    My hubby will be home any minute, and he’s a very jealous man.

  • Twenty Major Says:

    Sure I’m not even here myself

  • Fill3rup Says:

    I’ll stick with hot whiskey and the sweats

    I do,every Sunday morning…

    Why do these vaccines always have bad side effects btw?

    I mean,why cant it give you an even larger mickey or make you a more witty after dinner speaker,its always,sore arm,swelling of the brain followed by stuck face first to a care home window/mirror…

  • o no Says:

    a scam alright like that millennium bug nobody died from that, and the consultants cleaned up by scaring the shit out of everyone

  • Crank Says:

    That’s not true. I caught the millennium bug. Rolled over in the bed and it was 1900 all over again.

    The wife wasn’t best pleased.

  • Dino Says:

    I got mine, it’s “free” after all. If they be using taxpayers money to buy this then I’ll be wanting my cut

  • DD Says:

    Wonder if it works for Bird Flu? I’m still scared of that.

  • peadar Says:

    No it doesn’t work for bird flu but does work for flying swine flu

  • matthews coacher Says:

    have you been reading Jim Corrs conspiracy website again Twenty?

  • Holemaster Says:

    Some bloke living in a flat over the Cuckoo’s Nest pub in Tallaght has died from Swine Flu.

  • sam crea Says:

    they already have the device in place for tracking from above, it’s called your iphone.

    Signed,

    Your friend

    Jim c

    X

  • DD Says:

    Hey HM, heard about that alright.

    There was a couple of regulars from The Swan Bar in Aungier Street weren’t looking too well either last time I was passing.

    No wonder they closed Rasher Geraghtys down.

  • Twenty Major Says:

    Looking unwell is one of the conditions of entry to The Swan

  • DD Says:

    True, it lost a lot of custom when the Adelaide closed down.

  • Holemaster Says:

    It’s a great mix of medical students and locals from the flats.

  • DD Says:

    Yeah, used to be the best pub in Dublin to get a knife in the head. The bloke drinking next to you would always be an off duty surgeon.

  • maggot Says:

    I knew you were rich, but this rich ? Is that Butler job still available ?

    Major plan unveiled for Tallaght

    http://www.irishtimes.com/newspaper/breaking/2009/1104/breaking44.htm

  • Butch Cavendish Says:

    You’re right TM, it’s nonsense. The only people who died over here in the winter just gone, were people with “Respiratory Problems”, which is another way of saying obese cunts who are so fat they can’t breathe properly. And they would have died of flu 1.0 anyway. I notice they’re popping off by the thousand in the states. Fat cunts.

  • Lung the Younger Says:

    And you wonder why Harney is so eager for the Vaccine in Ireland, Butch?

  • el cuno Says:

    HM, were you just looking for someone to come up with a 1 Flu over the Cuckoo’s Nest line? If so, glad to oblige.

  • Grumpy scottish cunt Says:

    Swine flue is being touted in the US of A as a fabolos, new super weight loss diet.

    Fat cunts over 18 stone should be used to stoke boilers at power stations. Saving on load of levels

  • Sean R Says:

    Aren’t you thinking of that “Children of God” story on the BBC (was it Dr Who? Torchwood?) where a “vaccine” was to disguise the govt enslaving all the children as a way of negotiating with space aliens (sorry FF)…

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    I took the ordinary flu jab a couple of weeks back, as I’m high risk, and it took a fortnight to recover. My joints ached like fuck and had nosebleeds. I’m thinking of passing on the nu-flu jab and just avoiding people as best I can. Being unemployed helps with the avoiding people. For me, the swine flu thing is either a ruse or it’s dangerous like thalidomide – like you I’m doing the opposite to the monster for health.

  • Fat Sparrow Says:

    I was going to get vaccinated until I started reading the scientific facts behind the vaccine. The basic facts are, it doesn’t protect you (or me, for that matter) against the Swine Flu that’s going around. They’re only hoping that it does, based on their concoction. Final testing will not be completed until April 2010. And the US government has allowed Sanofi to add thimerosol to the multi-dose vial. Why, when they could have used other things? I smell money being made somewhere. What’s worse is that there were scads of people here getting regular flu shots here in September, and they thought they were being protected against H1N1. And when I started telling people that were waiting in line for the shot, that it was just a regular flu shot, the pharmacy was not very happy. So is that not a form of lying to people right there, when they’re talking about Swine Flu and the pharmacy (who’s doling out regular flu shots at $25 a pop) isn’t telling them that it’s just a regular flu shot?

    Also, Swine Flu is mutating too quickly for them to have a viable vaccine, and it’s not a seasonal flu. We had it in March (when it first hit Southern California), and again in October. Both times the doctors verified that it was Swine Flu, just different strains. And people had it here all through the summer (and a flu in the summer is odd, as the latest studies have shown that influenza virus stays viable far longer in cold weather, due to the droplets hanging in the air longer and some such), so it’s obviously just going to keep going round. It’ll either peter out or go all Spanish Flu, and there doesn’t seem to be much we can do about it. It is related to a strain that went round in the 50’s, though, so (healthy) older people seem to have more resistance against it.

  • Twenty Major Says:

    Well there you go then. It’s all a big swizz.

    How long till we discover Donald Rumsfeld is the owner of the company manufacturing the vaccine?

  • Fat Sparrow Says:

    Yeah, when I first started getting the paranoid e-mails from my hippie-type friends (don’t ask) about the thimerosol and the virus type being used in the vaccine, I immediately went to Snopes, and finding nothing there I researched further, and then I was really, really irked at my government lying to me yet again. You’d think I had learned by now, but apparently I want to believe.

    Sanofi is a European company that’s headquartered in Paris, so it won’t be Rumsfeld, it’ll be Obama’s “friends.” Screwed either way, so we are.

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