Joe Coleman – online predictions

Posted on | November 3, 2009 | 47 Comments

Not content with the ‘blessed Virgin’ at Knock, it seems our pal Joe Coleman has gone Visionary 2.0 and started his own website.

Joe Coleman’s online predictions.

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47 Responses to “Joe Coleman – online predictions”

  1. Holemaster
    November 3rd, 2009 @ 1:46 pm

    He looks like Dustin Hoffman

  2. dublindoc
    November 3rd, 2009 @ 1:54 pm

    I wonder to whom the number on the Kerrytown apparitions website belongs… The Holy Medium Himself maybe?

  3. Lafsword
    November 3rd, 2009 @ 1:58 pm

    I’m weary of this cunt now, I wish he would go and meet Our Lady the conventional way.

    The fact that a Knacker & a fraud from Ballyfermot can cause this much trouble and get this much airtime is evidence enough that this country is fucked.

    Fucking Banana Republic, I really hope the Church & the Archbishop ban this cunt from desecrating the basilica @ Knock for a third time.

  4. Lung the Younger
    November 3rd, 2009 @ 2:07 pm

    Don’t worry.
    Nobody in Ireland will take him seriously as a blessed messenger of Christ until he becomes a bitter, arcane, child-molesting alcoholic.

  5. Crank
    November 3rd, 2009 @ 2:08 pm

    It’s rare that I feel sorry for the Church, but this tosser has Knock Shrine buggered whatever they do. If they ban any further gathering instigated by Joe Coleman he’ll claim the bauld Mary showed up but there was no one there to see her. If they allow him to continue with this bollox they’ll be seen to encourage nutters.

    Maybe they should send Sinead O’Connor to live with him.

  6. Jonny
    November 3rd, 2009 @ 2:48 pm

    “Don’t worry.
    Nobody in Ireland will take him seriously as a blessed messenger of Christ until he becomes a bitter, arcane, child-molesting alcoholic”

    That is almost prophetic… has someone caught the coleman gift

  7. rape-a-tron
    November 3rd, 2009 @ 3:40 pm

    i have found the last few minutes with joe very fulfilling, i know for a fact that tumour i didnt know i had has left me, can you tell me please how i can make my donation online?

  8. Fill3rup
    November 3rd, 2009 @ 3:56 pm

    Just use PrayPal Rapey…

  9. Twenty Major
    November 3rd, 2009 @ 3:57 pm

    Oh, very good.

  10. Crank
    November 3rd, 2009 @ 4:37 pm

    PrayPal – Classic.

  11. Holemaster
    November 3rd, 2009 @ 4:38 pm

    10/10

  12. rape-a-tron
    November 3rd, 2009 @ 4:40 pm
  13. Fill3rup
    November 3rd, 2009 @ 4:46 pm

    bollox..

  14. Holemaster
    November 3rd, 2009 @ 5:23 pm

    There’s always…

    ePay

  15. Holemaster
    November 3rd, 2009 @ 5:24 pm

    ePray

    dammit and yeah I know I’m posting too quickly

  16. Git
    November 3rd, 2009 @ 5:43 pm

    2s920ls.jpg

  17. Vapo
    November 3rd, 2009 @ 6:20 pm

    I know him for over 30years and is a true fake! He drinks in downeys pub everynite and is barrd frm sum pubs cause he was givn readns inexchange for drink! He stil claims socil welfare and charges people up 2 60euro for bulshit!

  18. Holemaster
    November 3rd, 2009 @ 6:45 pm

    So he IS a cunt then.

  19. James
    November 3rd, 2009 @ 7:30 pm

    Fraud and a fake, the old people of Ireland
    are ignorant and gullable

  20. Fill3rup
    November 3rd, 2009 @ 7:32 pm

    I dont think that was ever up for debate..

  21. Scawgeen
    November 3rd, 2009 @ 9:51 pm

    Anyone know who owns the Knock compound ?

  22. Lafsword
    November 3rd, 2009 @ 10:34 pm

    I don’t like Pikey’s, pavee’s or knackers but I also don’t like seeing anyone being exploited by a cunt.

    Joe Coleman claimed in his interview with Joe Duffy yesterday that a traveller child had been cured by a miracle on Saturday during the apparition.

    We all know there was no apparition and this guy is just a charlatan and shyster but today a spokesman from Pavee Point came out and said no traveller was cured, he said if this miracle had happened everyone in the traveller community would be aware of it. This is prrof enough for me (not that I needed same) that this guy is a lying, exploiting Cunt (Coleman not the Pavee).

  23. itchybollix
    November 3rd, 2009 @ 10:39 pm

    weird shit

  24. micosavo
    November 3rd, 2009 @ 10:41 pm

    What if someone were to say, “I just saw elvis down in the phoenix park, by the chapelizod entrance…”

    exactly the same as the virgin mary….both cannot be proved, both are dead…

    But which person is given air time on the radio and tv and which person is quietly dragged away by relatives…

    Even just looking at his face makes me want to punch him.

  25. manuel
    November 3rd, 2009 @ 10:57 pm

    hahahahaha

  26. Lafsword
    November 3rd, 2009 @ 11:03 pm

    I fucking hate Elvis & Elvis impersonators too

  27. Vapo
    November 3rd, 2009 @ 11:34 pm

    Why the fuck does people not ask why people like him get away with workn and getn the dole! Its part of the reason why our country is in this mess! And I know 4 a fact that he is an alco and weed smoker, sure we wud al see mary with that combo!

  28. Loco Lobo
    November 3rd, 2009 @ 11:54 pm

    If that’s him in the photo, he looks well fed. Being a fraud damn sure beats working for a living. Seems as if there’s Prime Minister material there, eh? Anyone think he’ll enter politics? And don’t think for one hot second that he won’t get elected.

  29. Liv
    November 4th, 2009 @ 12:23 am

    Jesus. Literally.

  30. Mosheen
    November 4th, 2009 @ 1:51 am

    “a traveller child had been cured by a miracle on Saturday during the apparition”
    What happened, she settled?

  31. Toronto Icarus
    November 4th, 2009 @ 3:19 am

    She didn’t marry her first cousin.

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    November 4th, 2009 @ 4:12 am

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  33. Toronto Icarus
    November 4th, 2009 @ 4:37 am

    The religious right have you in their sights Twenty. They want to give you a hug.

    I like the religious quote:

    ‘Religion is like holding on to a rock in the middle of a raging river; faith is learning how to swim’

    Here is(are) my rebuttal (s):

    We are all atheists about most of the gods that societies have ever believed in. Some of us just go one god further.

    Religion is the fashionable substitute for belief.

    For centuries, theologians have been explaining the unknowable in terms of the-not-worth-knowing.

    Those who seek consolation in existing churches often pay for their peace of mind with a tacit agreement to ignore a great deal of what is known about the way the world works.

    If it turns out that there is a God, I don’t think that he’s evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he’s an underachiever.

    Organized religion is a sham and a crutch for weak-minded people.

    The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than the fact that a drunken man is happier than a sober one.

  34. GLUAISTEAN
    November 4th, 2009 @ 5:38 am

    i wonder if he’s anything to the strong-arm fundy that smashed the statue i ballyporeen back in the eighties?

    if so – he IS clairvoyant!

    He was able to do away with the competition twenty years in advance!!!!

  35. Lung the Younger
    November 4th, 2009 @ 7:58 am

    Elvis died for our sins.

  36. Tomo
    November 4th, 2009 @ 8:47 am

    An ignorant shite-talking chancer ripping off the public and the system while enjoying extensive media coverage, sound familiar? Maybe we could appoint him minister for visions and horseshitery. Or health. Joking apart, he’s actually doing us a favour-he’s made an utter laughing stock of most of the media here.

  37. SuperGrover
    November 4th, 2009 @ 9:37 am

    And, Icarus, don’t forget the truest of all…

    Organised religion is the hijacking of sprituality for political gain.

  38. grumpyscottishcunt
    November 4th, 2009 @ 10:58 am

    “Fraud and a fake, the old people of Ireland
    are ignorant and gullable”

    Erm like 99.9% of everyone else in this cuntry. The “visionary” powers that be decided that building “Knock International Airport” to Fleece the Flock was a prudent and sensible plan, and the masses agreed.

    He is not a fraud and a cunt, he’s a very naughty boy.

    This cunt should put himself forward for the late late show, he would fit in well with all the other silly cunts spouting their bile.

  39. Lafsword
    November 4th, 2009 @ 1:30 pm

    “Elvis died for our sins.”

    Elvis died for his own sins, the fat Cunt.

  40. kevtherev
    November 4th, 2009 @ 2:52 pm

    Joe Coleman has the same initials as Jesus Christ so maybe he uses that to influece the poor gobshites that believe the shit coming from his mouth. And some journo in the Times stared at the Sun long enough lookin for the virgin MARY that she started to see the face of Bruce Forsyth

  41. Yippee
    November 4th, 2009 @ 4:13 pm

    It’s the Holy Stone of Clonrickart all over again!

  42. Crantyeyes
    November 5th, 2009 @ 10:57 pm

    Roll on December 5th

  43. rock
    November 6th, 2009 @ 1:11 am

    what a load of drivel coming from agnostic tongues…..im sure ye will all end up at yeer deathbeds calling for some divine intervention in any form…

  44. Aaron
    February 23rd, 2010 @ 1:03 pm

    This man is real how can he make the sun dance and change colour, i doubted this man once but wat i seen the lst day was amazing!!

  45. Fatmammycat
    April 12th, 2010 @ 8:33 pm

    He didn’t, you’re clearly a moron.

  46. john
    July 19th, 2010 @ 2:34 pm

    this man is out to make a name for himself he is writing a book so he can make money just shows you how many foolish people there are to believe this rubbish he predicted the volcanic ash a week after it happened if he was real he would have predicted a week before it happened

  47. anthony
    August 23rd, 2010 @ 12:23 pm

    who are we to say he dose not see our mother off god,if we where like him would we walk away form that gift off that he talks to our lady ,who do we turn to if things go worng in our lifes god,and the belssed mother,we all would pary for that gift ,

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