Comments on: It’s on

By: Carnage

Carnage — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 13:34:35 +0000

Are you sure ya didn’t put the stamp on the paper and then post the paper?!?

You could also go back and buy a new block of paper and then get a receipt and then return to say ya left your papper after you and now you have a receipt and also two blocks of paper!!

By: Loco Lobo

Loco Lobo — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 00:14:27 +0000

You can wrap a good load of shit in newspaper and set it on fire in front of his doorway. He’ll come out and stamp his foot on it to extinuish it and the shit will shoot out all over his pants and feet and sidewalk. Or take a dump in ones of the aisle and walk out smiling.

By: SAm Crea

SAm Crea — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 21:08:56 +0000

Had some bitch from Eircom on earlier trying to find out if I was happy with my bill, and If I was interested in some new packages… She amde me feel as though she was doing me a favour by calling me and seemed peeved when I showed no interest…

PS we all look the same to them Asians…

By: Twenty Major

Twenty Major — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 21:00:59 +0000

Some sinister suggestions in this thread.

I like it.

By: micosavo

micosavo — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 18:26:27 +0000

I second Nobbie63′s motion…

By: One man and his dog

One man and his dog — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 17:17:23 +0000

NO TIKY, NO SUH.

By: Nobbie63

Nobbie63 — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 16:45:33 +0000

Pooh in a plastic take-away container.
Parcel it in a box.
Put a fictitious address on it.
Place in carrier bag.
Take to shop and buy menial item.
Place bag on floor whilst scratching around for change.
Forget bag.
As he, the shopkeeper is an arse, he will presumably nab bag and contents.
Job done, or should that be Jobbie done.

By: Damien

Damien — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 15:44:22 +0000

If I were you twenty, I’d stand outside the shop for 5 – 10 minutes and inform any parent going in to the shop that you wouldn’t allow a kid go in there on their own. Say nothing else, then next time you’re in the shop give the cunt a knowing wink, that say fuck you Cunty.

By: triangle

triangle — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 15:26:39 +0000

next time your there do a little rearranging.e.g. frozen chicken on coffee shelf etc.

By: Holemaster

Holemaster — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 13:41:20 +0000

There’s a little old lady in my local pharmacy who is always trying to short change people. And they don’t print prices on the products for sale. Penny pinching scrooge whore.