No Johnny

After they stopped having hit singles the lead singer of the Fine Young Cannibals found himself down on his luck and tried his hand at providing sexual services to the truly perverted.

His speciality was with animals and after some initial success he embarked on an ambitious plan to make clones of ponies who would specialise in oral sex.

He invested all his savings in it but it turned out be a complete disaster as nobody would fuck a Gift horse in the mouth.

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18 Responses to No Johnny

  1. Dessiegee says:

    Why go to the bother of cloning them – Why not buy them in Smithfield at a tenner each and remove their teeth. Cheaper and easier especially in these recessionary times.

  2. idlebones says:

    Arf!

  3. SuperGrover says:

    I don’t get it. And I always get it.

  4. SuperGrover says:

    I get it now but it took a Google search.

    Very good. Carry on.

  5. Sniffle says:

    drives me crazy when this happens.

    Cheap but..

  6. Ibanez says:

    gwan twenty ya good thing

  7. Holemaster says:

    They did a great Suspicious Minds.

  8. Holemaster says:

    Fine Young Cannibals like.

  9. Maxi Cane says:

    That was truly dreadful.

    And it’s not exactly like I churn out pure gold.

    Alright, it was good.

  10. SAm Crea says:

    I thought this post was going to about getting caught short on a night out, leading to a very frustrating situation..

  11. Butch Cavendish says:

    …we worry.

  12. Radge says:

    He actually managed to get back on his feet, opened a fine little restaurant in Soho that turned into quite the haunt for the ex-patriot Irish. Simple enough food, he called the place ‘Gift Grub.’

  13. Scawgeen says:

    Suppose he had to do something with all that frozen cloned horse meat…..Black Beauty Bourguignon with Cabbage and Spuds, Red Rum Trifle and Creme de la Mare Irish Coffee £125.

  14. blondini says:

    If you’d made it French Kissing a pony, you could have said “Lick a gift horse in the mouth”.
    However, only 1/10…and for that reason, I’m out…

  15. grumpyscottishcunt says:

    Ah horses for courses eh, i met yer man in Deathrow airprort at the hight of his fame, i was on the way to India for some”spiritual enlightenment” the heroin was much cheaper.

    We got ratarsed on my duty free in the departures lounge.

    Had i known he wa a sexual despot, i would have went home with him for some equine oral enlightenment.

  16. Loco Lobo says:

    For your information — if your love for horses is of the sexual kind, stay away from the ones in Washington State, USA. A “dude” tried fucking one a few months ago and as he was sticking it in the horse kicked him into the next world. He never got to cum before he left.

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