Cigarette smuggling in Ireland

Europe’s largest ever haul of smuggled cigarettes found at Dublin port some cunting port in Louth. €50m worth. Wow.

They shouldn’t bring the smugglers to court though. A fine, a bit of jail time? That’s nothing to people like that.

“Now, we’re going to sit here until you smoked them all, young men. And I mean all of them, one after the other”.

That’d teach ‘em.

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25 Responses to Cigarette smuggling in Ireland

  1. idlebones says:

    Co.Louth is in Dublin now?? I’m a fucking Dub?? wank that, I’m moving.

  2. Twenty Major says:

    Right, right. Updated.

  3. Peadar says:

    That’d learn ‘em.

  4. I think the fact that a boat that size docked in Louth was a big red flag that something was amiss.

    Animal feed? There aren’t that many dumb animals in Louth, and thats including those in the RIRA / CIRA etc….

  5. In other news…

    http://www.kontraband.com/pics/20121/NO-JadeNOoooooo/

    Way off topic, but good enough to share.

  6. Fill3rup says:

    That’s classic…

  7. Damien says:

    Brilliant!

  8. Holemaster says:

    Would have brilliant if they were all 10 packs of Marlboro Lights.

  9. NedWithTheHead says:

    When it says 2 days to count, does that mean in civil service land where a days leave will have to be factored in as well?

  10. Git says:

    2 days to count because they have every packet to make sure it’s full.

  11. Git says:

    …have to open…

    Yeah, lame, and not worth correcting.

  12. manuel says:

    but fuck me somebody has to be pissed off tonight…

  13. maggot says:

    There’s a city in Brazil called Cuntiba.

  14. Liathroidi says:

    Is it a cunt of a place ?

  15. Whew! Thanks God that my shipment of contraband Fruit Pastilles still managed to make it through. (all blackcurrant flavour)

  16. rape-a-tron says:

    cigarette smugglers are heros. €4 per pack >>> €8.50 per pack.

    if the government had any sense they wouldnt just let the guards and customs men have free smokes for life they’d sell the fuckers off, half could go to the state half to charity or some such

  17. Holemaster says:

    I’m so glad I don’t smoke anymore.

  18. Andrew says:

    Much as I hesitate to agree with a man called Rape-a-tron, he’s absolutely right. If the government are going to ensure that cigarettes here cost at least double what they cost in mainland Europe then this shit is going to keep happening.
    I still have some cigarettes left that i brought home from Egypt over a year ago. They’re manky, but they’re 2 euro a pack instead of 8.50.

  19. Sir-Dancealot-The-Rave says:

    “I still have some cigarettes left that i brought home from Egypt over a year ago. They’re manky, but they’re 2 euro a pack instead of 8.50.”

    I’ll give u one euro a pack then? (“,)

  20. Lafsword says:

    This fucking government needs to understand that they have caused this smuggling, they created the market by allowing the Irish consumer get more & more ripped off during the so called Celtic Tiger years.

    Now the country is fucked and people have had tax rises and pay decreases (Private Sector anyway)they will buy contraband & will look around before being ripped off. The queues to get into Newry every weekend are proof of this.

    Soon it will be food & medicine that is being smuggled..

  21. The Other Ron says:

    Well the reason that ciggies are 8.50 a pack is you’re basically paying for your medical care in advance. Never mind that fact that the HSE is fucked and your tax euros get spent on Mary Harneys gobble-trough. It’s still a good idea.

  22. ”cigarette smugglers are heros. €4 per pack €8.50 per pack.”

    Being a member of RIRA makes you a hero does it?
    You’re a cunt!

  23. idlebones says:

    “Some cunting Port in Louth”

    That’s right, we have a Port in Louth purely dedicated to Cunting. Beats fucking fishing. Mind you, fucking fishing could be a good spectator sport I suppose. Bit like dogging, only wetter.

  24. Dundalk Man says:

    Bring back PJ Carroll I say…
    Port was probably the International Terminal at Annagassan, a real kip, though it’s better than anywhere in the South Side of Dublin

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