We all know how tough things are in the Current Economic Climate®© yet the Irish government has shown remarkable cunning and ingeniuty in its efforts to solve it.
Forget the mythical 127,000 ‘smart economy’ jobs that the Greens are proposing. Although I would be interested to hear why it had to take the worst financial crisis in living memory for them to come up with such a plan. Forget the markets recovering, forget innovation, investment and funding.
No, this government is going into comedy. It’s true. They’ve obviously seen the stories about that Michael McIntrye chap, unquestionably the unfunniest comedian of all time, making millions from DVD sales and his stand-up tour and they’re thinking ‘Even we’re funnier than that cunt, albeit unintentionally most of the time’.
For that can be the only explanation for the stories this morning that they expect NAMA to make … hang on … the chuckles have started … tee hee … a €5.5bn profit in its lifetime!
Hahahahahaha.
Bwa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Heheheheheheheheheheheh.
Heheheheh.
Heh.
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrgggggggghhh
That’s better
It’s a common theme in recent days …
They couldn’t make a quid when we had money, how in the name of jaysus will they make it now?
They are like the desparate Gambling addict,convinced that “This time Baby,my horse is gonna come in”,even though he owes so much that the pit has been dug and the lime had been procured..truly truly desperate..
Twenty, didn’t the Dadaists come up with similar manifestos? Like the surrealists, only edgier.
And much more believable
I like Michael McIntyre and I’m not ashamed to say it. He looks a bit like a King Charlse Spaniel.
He looks a bit like a King Charlse Spaniel.
he looks a bit something else but id probably get attacked for typing it..
He looks like a cunt is what he
looks like
Yeah..eh..thats it..a cunt..
In agreement with you lads, Michael McIntyre looks like a proper Cunt!
As for the shower in power, Cunts!
Nama, profit making, how stupid do these cunts think we are.
Yon American magician cunt David Blane couldnae make a profit on Nama.
My nana who was as fruegel an auld cunt as you could meet, couldnae make a profit oot o nama.
These cunts are laughin at us, a pishy blanket could be thrown ower the lot o them, thats how “close” their relationship is.
The crusty tree huggin cunts that allowed this through should be shot in the face rapid.
The NAMA DVD will feature Mary Coughlan bent over a seat in the Dail chamber while successive FFers take her from behind.
“This one’s for Old Ireland, Mary, and this one’s for the taxpayer” shouts Brian Cowan as he fucks her up the arse.
That’s a good article by Morgan Kelly. But we’ll still get NAMA AIDS thanks to the Greens.
We have a government with no mandate. Is that not recipe for an uprising?
Throw in the ‘harshest budget in the history of the state’ HM, and we’re almost there.
HM:Unfortunately,twitter and wordpress are not renowned for their efficiency in delivering petrol bombs and bullets…
If there is an uprising,and heads roll,what then?
Opposition TD’s will not side with the lynch mob,martial law will ensue..
There will be no riots or uprisings in this country becasue its in the Irish Psyche to “know your place” and dismiss such talk of actions with a “ah sure it’ll be grand”…
You can however rely on porn.
The one true constant maggot…
Do any of you get the feeling that if the IMF swooped in to Ireland and took a quick look at the books that they would find out something really really bad,that the Govt have been keeping from us,its a bit suspicious really.
For example:The rushing through of NAMA,all these cunts “resigning” with full bonuses & pensions etc,Mary Harney still in a job… no one in opposition REALLY pushing for an answer..
Peoples silence is being bought..
Someone should tell M McIntyre that you cant use the word ‘equi-distant’ twice in the same bit. In fact I think a stand-up can only use that word once in his whole career… He is the kind of Downs looking fucker you watch with all the family I suppose…
I think you might be right Fill. There is most definitely something very rotten. The Garda are used as a private protection force for industry (Shell among others) and also used to spook people who appear to know things they shouldn’t. The justice system has no interest in the ordinary man. They essentially operate on old British laws which protect land owners and business people from the unwashed masses. Nobody gets jailed in Ireland for high level fraud. If you rob a packet of razors, you might get six months.
This is the bit I meant
Fuck he is largely unfunny…
For sale
My silence
almost brand new
all offers considered
He doesn’t hide his corporate gig suitability. I can see loads of bankers barrel laughing at him.
I was talking about the Downs looking thing earlier on,you usually get jumped on for mentioning it..
You could paraphrase it though
“He has a Rooney-esque hue about him”
I’m down with the Downs.
Thank God other people don’t find that prick funny, I thought I was the only one.
If this mess had happened under English rule there would have been bloody murder. Somehow now the country finds it acceptable just because the clowns in-charge are Irish.
The Brits said we could never rule ourselves. They were right. We lack integrity. Anyone who tries to be totally honest and transparent in business here is not supported. You get laughed at for trying to do the right thing. When it comes to the crunch, we’re flaky as fuck.
Democracy just does not suit some peoples and Ireland is a fine example.
Anything this crowd of cunts touch turns into rancid superaids. Frank “forty apartments” Fahy said on the radio this a.m. that everything’ll be groovy. Or words to that effect. I previously heard him state that none of his business dealings will be affected by NAMA. I’m hoping that members of the current government start dying so that their majority goes.
Headline – Mary Harney dies of starvation
Headline – Brian Cowen dies from alcohol poisoning
Headline – Bertie Ahearn dies from lying.
Headline – Beverly Cooper-Flynn dies from cleaning her fathers 3 houses.
What a pack of horrible cunts we have representing our interests; and that’s only 4 of them. Healy-Rae, Coughlan, Dermot Ahearn, Fahy, O’Donoghue, Hanafin, Lenihan, Crazy Horse Lenihan…all of them..I’ll be here all day.
ah shit
The guys over in the Dail haven’t seen this yet: http://www.viddler.com/explore/prommasa/videos/40/ And the greens neither. Would be in their interest surely…. ok, sorry guys it’s 75 minutes long… but it is a cartoon!
As an Irish man who escaped to Canada
in August last I wonder will I ever be able to come home.
These corrupt lying cute hore fuckers need to go…
You’re all wrong. The government will make a profit on NAMA. They will have their obscene pensions and payoffs, not to mention advances on autobiographies and after dinner speaking gigs, even if we kick them out tomorrow morning. The corrupt criminals that created this mess will profit from NAMA. Our property developer taoiseach will profit from NAMA, as will most of his hard hat wearing, brass necked builder buddies. This is what they mean by government – Bankers, Builders, Politicians. The rest of us are nothing more than shit on their expensive shoes.