Now, I know you all know beaut.ie because they’re seriously famous. Not just for having an award winning blog, like, but also for their weekly column in the Evening Hedald, appearing on the radio all the time and that risque shoot they did for the RTE Guide (I’ll never look at Derek Davis the same way again).
Well Aisling has only gone and written a book. Seriously. It’s about this Ginger Albino who … erm … no, it’s about beaut.ie things and given a recent conversation on the forum here it appears there are many of the gentlemen readers of this site, and I do use the word ‘gentlemen’ reluctantly, who engage in pubic trimming. Their OWN pubes, I should add. There was talk of waxing, shaving, shearing and itching.
I have to say I am aghast at how widespread it is. As if men don’t have enough bits of hair to worry about without their pubes. Anyway, I’m sure in the book there are all kinds of tips for these kinds of men. If you’d shave your balls then there’s little else you wouldn’t try. I’m sure they’d all love to know how to exfoliate properly and moisturise their gooches after a pube shave.
Here’s the thing then. The book, The Beaut.ie Guide to Gorgeous, is being launched this Saturday at 12pm in Brown Thomas. It’s a shame they couldn’t get somewhere classy like Michael Guineys but nevermind.
And if you’re still doubtful about what the book can do for you then check out the evidence below. As I did not need any help in being any more gorgeous I decided to pass on the exclusive preview copy to Dirty Dave who devoured it. Then I had to ask them for another copy which I told him to read and not to eat like a retarded labrador.
The proof is in the image below. At the moment you see Dave before he got a copy of beaut.ie’s book. Hold your mouse over to see how it transformed him.
See? SEE?! You need this book. I know many of you need this book.
For more info check out beaut.ie and best of luck to them at the launch.
I might just turn up a buy a copy. Just to keep ahead of the game though. That’s all.
Well if it can turn Dirty Dave into Dirty Don then count me in!
Pube trimming has been shown to cause prostate problems. That is fact. So I restrict myself to a daily application of dettox.
Damn! Dave was better looking than I thought he’d be! In the before picture, that is. The line up at the bar in Ron’s must be one hell of a sight to see. You have to print a picture of the whole collection one of these days.
Jimmy doesn’t want people wanking over him. He’s funny that way.
That’d be a different site, Twenty:
wank.ie
Can I also recommend
Pox.ie cunt.ie bollock.ie and skank.ie
My razor broke in half when I was shaving today. What a manly feeling. I think tomorrow I might take out an entire special forces unit with just my forehead. I’ll need my pubes for that.
Men that shave or trim their pubes are not to be trusted. Especially the ones who admit to it.
They say that it makes your penis look bigger.
Those snots are making me sick.
Men that shave or trim their pubes are not to be trusted. Especially the ones who admit to it.
Surely the ones who do it, and dont admit to it are that bit sneakier??
No, everyone does certain things that should never be admitted. It’s perfectly normal and not sneaky
I piss all over public toilet seats. I’m also the person that writes all those “phone 08whatever for cock fun” numbers up on the cubicle wall.
I think I’ll give it a miss.
I keep going back to the good-looking dude. He looks like he’s either holding his breath or is just about to say something. The other dude, as Dylan Moran say’s, looks like he’s been told two very important pieces of information. At the same time.
I’m cultivating one. Reminds me of those slow cookers back in the 80s.
Thanks Twenty! Indeed, lots of essential advice in the book about trimming the grass so that the tree stands taller, and the importance of getting rid of snot so as not to repulse anyone
I like a neat ladygarden
HM – Cultivating one what?
aphrodite – I think that probably explains why so many of these chaps do it.
The beaut.ie book plug post
Everytime i see that my mind replaces it with
“The beaut.ie butt plug post”
A-ha are breaking up – I’m devastated. First Abba, now this. If Elton John break up I’m finished.
That’s because you’re a shocking pervert.
That was obviously in reply to Morgor but fuck it. It works for both of you.
You need to ask?
So A-ha are breaking up. Does that mean we’ll have ‘A’ and ‘ha’ doing different tours?
When I grow up I want to be a serial killer.
Does that mean we’ll have ‘A’ and ‘ha’ doing different tours?
As the magnificent Rod would say ” I don’t want to talk about it “
Is a butt plug post where you hang up your butt plugs? all tidy like, instead of strewn around the kitchen.
Butt plugs in the kitchen ? Twenty is right, you are a sick man.
I could use a butt plug right now.
To keep stuff in or to keep someone out?
I need to get it just right. Have a chapter to read, ready to go. Just not right now.
That makeover dollar. That’s a big dollar.
I’m eagerly awaiting Colin’s evisceration of it on Sunday.
What is Holemaster talking about today?
off topic but i love this picture : http://images.starcraftmazter.net/4chan/for_forums/lulz.jpg
Be sure to walk up to me and introduce yourself twenty ;)
There ain’t nothin’ wrong with a big of manscaping. Besides being more hygienic it can make your wang look bigger.
introduce yourself twenty ;)
A smiley ? Must be a tourist !
There ain’t nothin’ wrong with a big of manscaping.
The real problem is knowing where to stop…
I’m fairly sure HM is talking about an easi-bake turd in the ass-oven.
The little man peeping out of the foliage is a great look. The sphynx (cat) look is not.
Does it have helpful info on how to deal with the hirsute nasal zone?
I gel the other area, like every sensible man who prefers glide to friction.