The beaut.ie book plug post
Now, I know you all know beaut.ie because they’re seriously famous. Not just for having an award winning blog, like, but also for their weekly column in the Evening Hedald, appearing on the radio all the time and that risque shoot they did for the RTE Guide (I’ll never look at Derek Davis the same way again).
Well Aisling has only gone and written a book. Seriously. It’s about this Ginger Albino who … erm … no, it’s about beaut.ie things and given a recent conversation on the forum here it appears there are many of the gentlemen readers of this site, and I do use the word ‘gentlemen’ reluctantly, who engage in pubic trimming. Their OWN pubes, I should add. There was talk of waxing, shaving, shearing and itching.
I have to say I am aghast at how widespread it is. As if men don’t have enough bits of hair to worry about without their pubes. Anyway, I’m sure in the book there are all kinds of tips for these kinds of men. If you’d shave your balls then there’s little else you wouldn’t try. I’m sure they’d all love to know how to exfoliate properly and moisturise their gooches after a pube shave.
Here’s the thing then. The book, The Beaut.ie Guide to Gorgeous, is being launched this Saturday at 12pm in Brown Thomas. It’s a shame they couldn’t get somewhere classy like Michael Guineys but nevermind.
And if you’re still doubtful about what the book can do for you then check out the evidence below. As I did not need any help in being any more gorgeous I decided to pass on the exclusive preview copy to Dirty Dave who devoured it. Then I had to ask them for another copy which I told him to read and not to eat like a retarded labrador.
The proof is in the image below. At the moment you see Dave before he got a copy of beaut.ie’s book. Hold your mouse over to see how it transformed him.
See? SEE?! You need this book. I know many of you need this book.
For more info check out beaut.ie and best of luck to them at the launch.
I might just turn up a buy a copy. Just to keep ahead of the game though. That’s all.
October 15th, 2009 at 4:56 pm
Well if it can turn Dirty Dave into Dirty Don then count me in!
October 15th, 2009 at 5:17 pm
Pube trimming has been shown to cause prostate problems. That is fact. So I restrict myself to a daily application of dettox.
October 15th, 2009 at 5:24 pm
Damn! Dave was better looking than I thought he’d be! In the before picture, that is. The line up at the bar in Ron’s must be one hell of a sight to see. You have to print a picture of the whole collection one of these days.
October 15th, 2009 at 5:25 pm
Jimmy doesn’t want people wanking over him. He’s funny that way.
October 15th, 2009 at 5:52 pm
That’d be a different site, Twenty:
wank.ie
Can I also recommend
Pox.ie cunt.ie bollock.ie and skank.ie
October 15th, 2009 at 5:55 pm
My razor broke in half when I was shaving today. What a manly feeling. I think tomorrow I might take out an entire special forces unit with just my forehead. I’ll need my pubes for that.
October 15th, 2009 at 5:56 pm
Men that shave or trim their pubes are not to be trusted. Especially the ones who admit to it.
October 15th, 2009 at 6:06 pm
They say that it makes your penis look bigger.
October 15th, 2009 at 6:07 pm
Those snots are making me sick.
October 15th, 2009 at 6:13 pm
Men that shave or trim their pubes are not to be trusted. Especially the ones who admit to it.
Surely the ones who do it, and dont admit to it are that bit sneakier??
October 15th, 2009 at 6:15 pm
No, everyone does certain things that should never be admitted. It’s perfectly normal and not sneaky
October 15th, 2009 at 6:18 pm
I piss all over public toilet seats. I’m also the person that writes all those “phone 08whatever for cock fun” numbers up on the cubicle wall.
October 15th, 2009 at 7:15 pm
I think I’ll give it a miss.
October 15th, 2009 at 7:17 pm
I keep going back to the good-looking dude. He looks like he’s either holding his breath or is just about to say something. The other dude, as Dylan Moran say’s, looks like he’s been told two very important pieces of information. At the same time.
October 15th, 2009 at 7:40 pm
I’m cultivating one. Reminds me of those slow cookers back in the 80s.
October 15th, 2009 at 7:42 pm
Thanks Twenty! Indeed, lots of essential advice in the book about trimming the grass so that the tree stands taller, and the importance of getting rid of snot so as not to repulse anyone
October 15th, 2009 at 8:15 pm
I like a neat ladygarden
October 15th, 2009 at 8:15 pm
HM – Cultivating one what?
aphrodite – I think that probably explains why so many of these chaps do it.
October 15th, 2009 at 8:17 pm
The beaut.ie book plug post
Everytime i see that my mind replaces it with
“The beaut.ie butt plug post”
October 15th, 2009 at 8:19 pm
A-ha are breaking up – I’m devastated. First Abba, now this. If Elton John break up I’m finished.
October 15th, 2009 at 8:20 pm
That’s because you’re a shocking pervert.
October 15th, 2009 at 8:20 pm
That was obviously in reply to Morgor but fuck it. It works for both of you.
October 15th, 2009 at 8:30 pm
You need to ask?
So A-ha are breaking up. Does that mean we’ll have ‘A’ and ‘ha’ doing different tours?
October 15th, 2009 at 8:31 pm
When I grow up I want to be a serial killer.
October 15th, 2009 at 8:36 pm
Does that mean we’ll have ‘A’ and ‘ha’ doing different tours?
As the magnificent Rod would say ” I don’t want to talk about it “
October 15th, 2009 at 8:37 pm
Is a butt plug post where you hang up your butt plugs? all tidy like, instead of strewn around the kitchen.
October 15th, 2009 at 8:47 pm
Butt plugs in the kitchen ? Twenty is right, you are a sick man.
October 15th, 2009 at 9:02 pm
I could use a butt plug right now.
October 15th, 2009 at 9:04 pm
To keep stuff in or to keep someone out?
October 15th, 2009 at 9:13 pm
I need to get it just right. Have a chapter to read, ready to go. Just not right now.
October 15th, 2009 at 10:01 pm
That makeover dollar. That’s a big dollar.
October 15th, 2009 at 10:03 pm
I’m eagerly awaiting Colin’s evisceration of it on Sunday.
October 15th, 2009 at 10:11 pm
What is Holemaster talking about today?
October 15th, 2009 at 11:00 pm
off topic but i love this picture : http://images.starcraftmazter.net/4chan/for_forums/lulz.jpg
October 16th, 2009 at 2:53 am
Be sure to walk up to me and introduce yourself twenty ;)
October 16th, 2009 at 5:12 am
There ain’t nothin’ wrong with a big of manscaping. Besides being more hygienic it can make your wang look bigger.
October 16th, 2009 at 5:18 am
introduce yourself twenty ;)
A smiley ? Must be a tourist !
October 16th, 2009 at 9:03 am
There ain’t nothin’ wrong with a big of manscaping.
The real problem is knowing where to stop…
October 16th, 2009 at 9:05 am
I’m fairly sure HM is talking about an easi-bake turd in the ass-oven.
October 16th, 2009 at 11:01 am
The little man peeping out of the foliage is a great look. The sphynx (cat) look is not.
October 16th, 2009 at 11:06 am
Does it have helpful info on how to deal with the hirsute nasal zone?
I gel the other area, like every sensible man who prefers glide to friction.