So, here we are. Lisbon has been passed.
After rejecting the treaty in the first place the Government played us like a fiddle. Remember that sketch in the Fast Show with the bloke who agreed with each side of the argument. For example:
“That Bertie Ahern. What a great bloke he is. I can’t wait to read his autobiography”.
“Actually, Bertie Ahern is one of the biggest cunts every to walk the earth. A more mendacious, self-aggrandising little shop steward of a cunt you’ll never have the misfortune to meet”.
“Yeah, what a cunt!”
The Irish people rejected Lisbon. The Government said “Actually, you should vote for the Lisbon Treaty. Otherwise this recession will go on forever and ever and EEEEEEEVER!” and the Irish people went “Yeah, let’s vote YES!”.
Being told how to think by one of your mates down the pub is one thing. Letting that pack of despicable, cheating, lying fuckers who have brought this country to its knees is another.
It’s a bit sad really.
Still, it’s good to know we’ve got strong opposition waiting to take over. After further revelations about John O’Donoghue’s expenses – the Cunt Comhairle has pissed away €200,000 on jaunts and race meets – Enda Kenny and Eamon Gilmore say ‘He may have to consider his position’.
Fuck me.
The pressure on him to resign should be intense, especially from opposition, but half-arsed, namby-pamby shit like ‘may have to consider his position’ makes me want to puke unti puke comes out my nose. And I hate puking.
Get this cunt out of office. If he stays as Ceann Comhairle he is automatically re-elected and the fucker doesn’t deserve that. The public deserve a chance to judge him, to show him what they think of the way he’s spent our money. If there are enough cretins who vote him back in then fair enough. And don’t underestimate the cretin count in this country. But at the very least he ought to have to go through that process.
Anyway, hope you’re all comfortable in that handbasket. Our journey has well and truly begun.
Trevor Sargent for Ceann Comhairle!
Didn’t he resign from the Greens over going into gov with FF? Not resign but refuse to take part. Or something.
Something, yes, he stopped being leader and took the junior minister shilling. Minister for food, I think. Ideal preparation for the CC job. And he won’t be re-elected so…
Politics is funny, isn’t it?
At the moment we have Shit on Toast and our alternative is a Snot sandwich. With crunchy bits.
Yes, it’s like being told that you need an enema for medical reasons but that the fluid used can only be sulphuric acid or caustic soda.
heh
“It burns!”
Yup, every party’s election posters should have the same slogan: ‘GRIN & BEAR IT!’
FINE GAEL
“We’ll be more gentle. We might even cuddle afterwards for a couple of minutes”.
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Welcome to Ireland , Twinned with Italy.
The bits from his memoir in the Sunday Times were just awful. He couldn’t come off as any more self-absorbed and clueless.
I’ll be buying the new bio on La Liz instead.
Former girlband singer Liz Bonnin?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liz_Bonnin
AH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!
GOD – YOU SOUND SURPRISED AT THE DEPTHS OF STUPIDITY YOUR COUNTRYMEN DISPLAY TWENTY!
OR DID YOU DO WHAT I DID – PUT A SMALL FORTUNE ON A ‘YES’ VOTE WITH THE BOOKIES.. : )
What a shower of wankhammers !
LABOUR PARTY -
“We’ll send Michael D Higgins around to respect you in the morning.”
SINN FEIN –
“We’ll drop you off to A&E.”
Fucked if I’m getting a checked shirt and a crewcut…oh wait.
Would you have preferred a No vote twenty?
No is his favourite word peadar.
but does he mean it?
This fucker Ceann Comhairle has undermined the office and should go for that alone. He won’t and the powers that be won’t force it, as they’re a bunch of spineless Cunts!
I agree with Twenty in that we must not underestimate the cretin count in this country.
Lest we forget the numbers that voted Lowry back into Leinster House. They’re all a pack of proper Cunts!
I would´ve preferred a no vote (based on a dislike of the treaty NOT as a protest vote). I think the fact that Sinn Fein/Coir/Jim Corr were seen to be the main opposition didn´t help much.
The country already voted No, Peadar. I think, whatever way you voted on it the first time, you’d be mad not to have serious misgivings about the way the treaty was railroaded through.
I don’t think it was railroaded through, it was just a case of people seeing sense.
A no vote benefits nobody only the loonies
What exactly is the difference between a Yes vote and a No vote? What would have happened if we voted No?
And why are people capable of seeing sense now and not 16 months ago?
My favourite quote of the weekend was from a Donegal FG TD twat blaming the rain for the no vote in Donegal.
Give that man a raise immediately.
Twenty, did you not see the 450,000 jobs that re-materialised the moment the ‘Yes’ result came in?
And did you not see the entire country move from the ‘dead’ position to the ‘recovery’ position on Saturday?
Haha, it was the rain all right.
Isn’t old Horseface Coughlan from Donegal?
What would have happened if we voted No?
In the short term nothing. neither will a yes vote have any immediate effect. But in my opinion Ireland needs to be as fully involved in europe as possible. The country has benefited hugely from Europe and will in the future.
And why are people capable of seeing sense now and not 16 months ago?
I’ve no idea but I’m glad they did. Perhaps all the ‘Vote No’ loonies helped
Goodness, Conan. I must have missed both those things. I’m not sure how.
What about the vote Yes loonies, peadar?!
The Donegal vote is their answer to the EU saying “…and thanks for all the fish.”
they weren’t quite as loony as the vote no loonies
Maybe I’m wrong here – but was the NO vote not in part because doubts were raised and assurances were sought and given from the EU that laid those fears to rest ?
The No crowd seriously undermined any credibility they may have had by basically just making up any old fear-mongering shite that took their fancy. No integrity whatsoever.
We’ll never know how many people changed their vote, nor how many people who voted ‘No’ last time stayed home this time, nor how many who didn’t vote last time came out and voted ‘Yes’ this time. Nor will we know the exact motivations of either of these three types of voter. However, you can be sure there’ll be lots of spin put on it by ‘Yes’ proponents.
Bottom line is (as was argued against the ‘No’ vote last time) less than 50% of the electorate voted ‘Yes’.
Now they claim that it was that Polish cunt Prawo Jazdy, that stole them Llamas and Goats!
as far as i can see the YES vote was carried because the polling stations only had pencils this time
This is a good point, triangle.
And I bet if you check government procurement records under the FOI scheme a tender was put out for 15,000 erasers.
You in UKIP triangle ?
People talk about the scare tactics used by the No campaign. What was “Yes for Recovery” & “Yes for Jobs” only a scare tactic, If you vote no you are against both ? CUNTS.
When France and Germany come out of recession in the next 6 months or so and money starts to flow in their economies will our Yes vote stop the ECB raising interest rates ? will it fuck.
Now we have voted Yes, Europe will move ahead without us anyway, the only 2 countries that matter in the new Europe are the two I mentioned above and they will decide eveything going forward regardless of how it effects Ireland.
Hopefully the Czech’s will hold out long enough for the Tories to get elected in the UK and if Cammeron keeps his word and holds a referendum the Brits will vote NO for sure. They wont bend over for Fritz or Louis.
Democracy is about respecting the publics vote, not making them vote until the desired result is achieved. The fact we had to vote again on THE EXACT SAME TREATY is evidence enough for me of the type of Democracy intended in future for the smaller nations in the new Union.
If you think we have been fucked by Fianna Fail and John O Donohue, wait until you see whats coming from Europe. Bend over Paddy and do what we say if you want a few bob, Harmonise your taxes, or else..
And there I was relieved that I wouldn’t have to listen to any more Lisbon shite…As my friend Brian says : “We are where we are. It’s time now to look forward (to the future). Lisbon is the only game in town. Where’s my pint?”
I was talking to my friend Karen and she said that Solitaire’s the only game in town.
Somebody’s lying.
She told me it was the lonely game in town. Maybe you mis-heard?
What’s the name of the game, does it mean anything to you?
It makes me wonder how much expenses FG have claimed that they don’t want coming to light – I can’t think of any other reason not to be going apeshit at the government over this one. There has to be something going on – no opposition has ever had as much mud to throw at a sitting government, and what are they doing with it?
I’m surprised more at Gilmore to be honest. He should be nailing them to the wall, if Kenny hasn’t the balls.
Could be worse – you could have signed up for Lisburn – second biggest shit hole in the universe after Larne. Even worse than Coleraine which takes some doing!
I’ve always wanted to be a lisbonian
“I’m surprised more at Gilmore to be honest. He should be nailing them to the wall, if Kenny hasn’t the balls.”
That’s because Howlin is the lass (sic) ceann comhairle.
I expect a lot of huffing and puffing about O’Donoghue, but at the end of the day the political leadership (from all parties) don’t have the balls to see anything through despite all of the talk at the minute. I’d like to be proven wrong.
Let’s see who has the balls to stick it to this free loading Cunt, and his Missus who seems to have taken to the high life as well.
If Gormley hasn’t had the balls to stand up to FF over the litany of shite since they’ve been in government together he’s hardly going to do it now, is he?
That’s true, Gormley and the greens are a bunch of political amateurs, serving only a green agenda and not of the people who are fed up with the gravy train culture that exists.
No doubt some deal will be done to keep the freeloader in his job until after the next election. Therefore keeping him on the gravy train for the next four years.
There was a quote from a Green member in one of the Sundays yesterday about the upcoming conference.
“We’re relevant for the first time ever. We might never have this chance again. We can’t back out”
More or less.
Good work chaps.
That hit the nail on the head alright, they’ll never get into power again.
Tree hugging Cunts!
Lads, JOD ears €5,000 a week for keeping them muppets in order. Sure any barman worth his salt ‘d do that for 1/4 that…….or whatever half a 1/4 is….
Hee.
No, La Liz meaning Taylor, my icon of beauty, talent and style.
Well if FG / Labour forced Cuntface to resign as Ceann Comhairle, FF would put the sqeeze on them to offer up someone as the new Ceann Comhairle, thus getting rid of the parity they now have in the Dail.
Medbh – I once heard a very disturbing story about Liz and Jacko.
tell the story maggot
Makes me suck even thinking about them peadar. Nekkid. Blech.
What you sucking? Are you gay?
Such a disturbing thought that I couldn’t type – worse than that dream with Barbara Cartland and Dana.
Just to say well done and thanks to all the Irish who voted ‘Yes’. This really was a day of monumental importance in European history and it’s good to know that you’ve fucked us all royally- thereby proving that you are, without a doubt, thick as pigshit. Perhaps there will be a litle less whinging and whining about the English now that you (yes you! not even your government!) have conspired to sign away the sovereignty of almost every European nation? Somehow I doubt it.
Well done Ireland!
Natasha Henstridge
@ Jimmy – You’re welcome :) Sovereignty is dated and boring…
Jimmy:You’re welcome..
Love to know how much he skimmed off those expenses, there’s no way he’s not on the fiddle with that much going thru the books. I’ll bet if the CAB took a look at his bank accounts there’d be a few bob he couldn’t explain. Oh wait, I forgot, that’d be in a funtioning democracy.
Or even a functioning one.
He will get an honourary discharge with pension and a lumpsum,its all the rage these days…
I had a girlfriend with a discharge once – but it wasn’t an honourable one.
It was great to see that cunt Lenihan already claiming no jobs or recovery were promised by the yes side even BEFORE THE OFFICIAL COUNT HAD FINISHED!
The reason we had a second referendum is because of functionally retarded tinfoil hat merchants voting “no” last time based on things that weren’t in the treaty, couldn’t be in the treaty, or were the opposite of what was in the treaty. Abortion? Not in it. Neutrality? Not in it. Taxation? Not in it. Last year was embarrassing watching blatent loonies sticking two fingers up about Europe claiming we didn’t need them, seemingly forgetting this is a tiny pisspot shithole country on the edge of nowhere with nothing to offer the world except massive tax breaks and shysters.