Unspeling corectley for treebutes
Posted on | October 5, 2009 | 27 Comments
Why is when you read about someone who kills themself, and they use some quotes from the messages (which always appear to be left on their Bebo page), the messages look as if they were left by people who for whom English appears to be something they’ve not read about in a book sometime? Except they’ve never actually read the book.
Do suiciders not have any friends with a decent grasp of grammar, spelling or syntax?
Those of us with chums who can read and write can rest easy knowing we’re unlikely to suicide ourselves for this very reason.
Update: I forgot the exclamation marks. Those of us with friends who don’t use anywhere between 4 and 14 !!!!!s to remember us by are safe enough too.
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October 5th, 2009 @ 10:57 pm
Why is how they can use some quotes if they has kiled themself all ready???
I for 1 whom get confuseing at this.
LOL xxx
October 5th, 2009 @ 11:02 pm
Wot u talkn bout 20 man ? If sumbody suicides he’s self we all efected. It like the ribble affect.
October 5th, 2009 @ 11:46 pm
Pete would miss you Twenty . And maybe Ron ?
October 6th, 2009 @ 12:04 am
Lern to english you stupid cunt!! Ribble/Rippel – LOL!!!!
October 6th, 2009 @ 12:20 am
If a friend of Shakespeares or Lord Byrons committed suicide, (a lot of Byrons friends prob did, a complete cunt by all accounts) & if they had a bebo or facefuck page & left a message, I bet the English would have been good.
Unfortunately people committing suicide are more
Britney Speares Than ShakeSpeares..
It’s all a sad and tragic waste, unless they are Fianna Fail fuckers then fuck them and their Bebo page.
October 6th, 2009 @ 12:22 am
Leave Britney out of this, cunt!
October 6th, 2009 @ 12:25 am
Listen Twenty, if your planning to top yourself, take your iPod out of your pocket and leave it on the bridge, will you? Mines just packed in. Oh yeah, and we will mizz U 4 real innit.
October 6th, 2009 @ 12:37 am
Isn’t anyone concerned that all this bad grammar might make one of us suicide ourself?
October 6th, 2009 @ 12:48 am
*Puts down blade*
Not me Mosheen, not me
October 6th, 2009 @ 2:20 am
Yu av a BEBO twenty!!!!!!!!!!!!!…lol…
October 6th, 2009 @ 3:02 am
oh and by the way john o donoghue is a CUNT
October 6th, 2009 @ 7:51 am
I 4 1 as no planz 4 sewerside lawlz
October 6th, 2009 @ 8:22 am
Coz u finks ur buff init?
October 6th, 2009 @ 8:25 am
lolz txt spk x ox ox ox ox tb roflmao !!!!1!!!11
October 6th, 2009 @ 9:46 am
1′m 914d h3’5 d34d. H3 w45 4 w4nk3r.
October 6th, 2009 @ 10:07 am
I had a brainwrong 1nce,messed with me cheesebox no end,never taught of sewerside doh…
October 6th, 2009 @ 10:32 am
K8y, u r bootyful nd a heroin 2me!!!!
October 6th, 2009 @ 11:23 am
Cribbing’n'moaning on the sidelines, I don’t know why you just don’t go and kill yourself…
Too many smokes and daggers probably.
With deepest sympaty (sic),
Patrick Bartholomew Ahern
P.S.> I’ll be leaving a signed book for you in the coffin.
October 6th, 2009 @ 11:47 am
Illiterate grief athletes! Keep your tributes simple and avoid ridicule. All you need is a heartfelt “WHY?????!!!!” and your branes are well and truly spoken.
Your pal, Duck (Scary)
October 6th, 2009 @ 12:02 pm
sewerside 1 cig at a tyme is kool, like twenty. he rox!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
October 6th, 2009 @ 1:22 pm
It’s all Berties fault, he told us to go away and kill ourselves, didn’t tell us to ensure the ones left behind could spell or had a decent grasp of grammer.
Bertie & John O’Donohue are cunts
October 6th, 2009 @ 1:38 pm
Bertie is signing books in Easons I hear. Someone go and stick a plank up his hole please and make him go away.
Anyway, how come he can fuck off and sign books while the Dail is in session. I thought we were (STILL) paying the cunt to be a TD. Great fucking job.
October 6th, 2009 @ 1:57 pm
W3LL ii dnt R3LLii CAR3 wha U P3OPL3 THiiNK Im Nt Lukin 4 N nglish dgrii so i writ thA wai I sp33k yeh, SOZ if thAs not gud enuf 4 U !!!111!!one!!1!
Don’t forget the unnecessary use of capital letters, it has to be harder to write like that?! At least Gluaistean is consistent.
October 6th, 2009 @ 3:57 pm
I blame the internets parents.
October 6th, 2009 @ 4:12 pm
Why would dey gve a rats ass about sin taxes, spelin or gramer? dey won’t be readin de shit after dey jump.
October 6th, 2009 @ 4:29 pm
2ty if u di don xpec NE ov us 2 liv u <3felt msgs on ur bebo u cretin xXxANDRUxXx
October 6th, 2009 @ 7:33 pm
it’s the tupac-ing effect.
I blame Fluff Diddley or whatever the fuck he’s called this week