A new programme for government
Posted on | September 29, 2009 | 23 Comments
Fianna Fail and the Greens are going to begin talks today on a new programme for government. No, seriously. They are.
This is like Hitler and Co sitting down to being talks a new programme for holocaust.
Here’s an idea, FF and the Greens, and I’ll save you all the time in the world. Look back at what you’ve done since you came into power. Now do the fucking opposite.
This government has the reverse Midas touch. Everything they go near turns to shit.
These talks are all down to the Greens, by the way. They demanded them when it became clear Ireland had become a nation with streets paved of poo. Check this though:
They are also expected to push for the implementation of more green policies as the price for keeping Fianna Fáil in power despite its unpopularity with the public.
Isn’t that fucking marvellous? We’ll get a carbon tax, some other tree-hugging load of bollocks brought in by the Greens, and they think this is acceptable, that people are in any way interested in Green policies. Clueless, spineless, shameless cunts, the lot of them. They know if there’s an election they are fucked. Properly fucked, like a 13 year old in Roman Polanski’s chamber.
So, they stay in power, allowing the worst, most corrupt, most incompetent administration this nation has ever known to continue making a fucking balls of everything, just so they can get a few more Green policies brought in. They ignore the fact that the general public are far more worried about important things, like taxes, jobs, unemployment, health, mortgages, pay cuts and everything else brought about by this recession.
It’s very easy not to give a fuck about the climate change scam when you’re worried about how to pay your bills.
A new programme for government? Fuck them. A new way of getting it all wrong, more like.
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September 29th, 2009 @ 9:57 am
Fucking mongs splashing around in puddles of their own incompetence.
September 29th, 2009 @ 10:12 am
I can’t think of another Irish political party that has so completely betrayed their voters.
September 29th, 2009 @ 10:13 am
They really have.
September 29th, 2009 @ 10:37 am
And a bicycle has been stolen and two others are missing, it’s like the last days of Rome.
http://www.irishtimes.com/newspaper/breaking/2009/0929/breaking26.htm
September 29th, 2009 @ 12:58 pm
heh, I bet a couple of those are the ones I saw out near me. No way were they being brought back from there.
September 29th, 2009 @ 1:11 pm
Just listening to Newstalk there,i see Bertie’s deal with the Nuns worked out nicely for them,now the victims are legally blocked from sueing for compensation…
September 29th, 2009 @ 1:33 pm
Good man, Bertie. No doubt he’ll tell us all about it in his autobiography (out next week!!) and how it was good for the country.
Fucking little prick.
September 29th, 2009 @ 1:33 pm
They really are the camp guards in the the auschwitz of Irish democracy aren’t they? If there’s any justice in the universe, after Herr bagpuss eventually calls the next election they’ll never hold elected office in what’s left of the country ever, ever again.The “fianna-fail-dancing-whore-monkey” party, more like.
September 29th, 2009 @ 1:37 pm
“heh, I bet a couple of those are the ones I saw out near me. No way were they being brought back from there.”
They’ll be replaced won’t they, they’re not just giving them away?
“Under the scheme, all users must give a €150 guarantee using either a credit card or a bank draft, which is taken if the bicycle is not returned.”
September 29th, 2009 @ 1:43 pm
the greens are doing trojan work, dealing with the really important issues. Sure didn’t they announce last week that plastic bags were going up to 44cent. What fucking more do you want from them?
September 29th, 2009 @ 1:51 pm
Nigerian credit card, Div.
True Peadar, no doubt that 44c plastic bags are what will save the earth from the global warming and all that …
September 29th, 2009 @ 2:05 pm
That and bikes..
September 29th, 2009 @ 2:09 pm
Bikes are 44c?
September 29th, 2009 @ 2:11 pm
If the Greens were any more clueless they’d have to be sectioned. Can they not realise that the way to encourage Green policies is to incentivise them, not tax people to death.
It’s also difficult for people to believe the Greens give a fuck about them and their lives when they support a government which wanted to take medical cards away from the elderly.
I firmly believe that the Green party died the night Mary White refused to condem FF for that on the 6.1 news. Interesting that she’s never been allowed to be interviewed since.
The Greens should stop rearranging the deck chairs on the Titianic cockup of this administration and quietly drown in their own incompetence.
September 29th, 2009 @ 2:13 pm
No Bikes will save the planet..
September 29th, 2009 @ 2:17 pm
“Nigerian credit card, Div.”
Oh, right you are.
September 29th, 2009 @ 2:21 pm
In fairness though those bikes are shit. I don’t know why anyone would steal them.
I honestly thought someone would douse one of the stations in petrol and set all the bikes on fire before they stole one.
September 29th, 2009 @ 2:28 pm
Wouldn’t it be a great trick to call up Dublin Bikes and tell them you’ve planted a bomb on the one of the bikes?
Ok so it’s not a great trick by any means but it’d still be quite funny. Especially if you did actually plant a bomb on one of them.
Only it’s a stink bomb.
Now that’s an idea. I love how we’re throwing the ideas out. Good stuff.
September 29th, 2009 @ 4:11 pm
I just hope that the stolen bikes – any and all of them – are melted down to make hummers. I hate sanctimonious bicyclists – they are an offence to the petroleum Gods.
September 29th, 2009 @ 4:14 pm
” call up Dublin Bikes ”
An Irish Escort agency ? Hello, have you any Nolans on yer books, I could do with a ride …
September 29th, 2009 @ 8:35 pm
I fucking hate bikes
September 30th, 2009 @ 9:21 am
“I hate sanctimonious bicyclists”
Amen maggot. Giving them their own dedicated cycling path like in Fairview (or the entire nation of Holland) is encouraging the bleating fuckers to spawn & feel important.
October 1st, 2009 @ 7:11 am
Bike bomb discovered on O’Connell St…