5

Posted on | September 29, 2009 | 53 Comments

Fuck, just realised this blog is 5 years old today.

I’m happy that from shit beginnings I’ve made it even more shit. I like it when I achieve my goals. I should do a top 10 cunts or something from the last 5 years.

At least I haven’t resorted to posting recipes though.

Thanks for reading.

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53 Responses to “5”

  1. Crank
    September 29th, 2009 @ 2:57 pm

    Happy 5th birthday Twenty. Take the rest of the day off.

    Congrats for the last 5 years of great writing. It’s a wonderous achievement. Most blogs last about a day and a half. Here’s to another 5!

  2. Fill3rup
    September 29th, 2009 @ 2:58 pm

    Well you have thrown up several recipies for a poo over the years..

  3. SuperGrover
    September 29th, 2009 @ 3:02 pm

    Happy Birthday

  4. Twenty Major
    September 29th, 2009 @ 3:27 pm

    Not so much recipes as progressions towards the inevitable.

  5. Fill3rup
    September 29th, 2009 @ 3:31 pm

    Just add Guinness“…

    …”add some more Guinness..heh

    Heh..Happy 5th Birthday..

  6. The Mowl
    September 29th, 2009 @ 3:33 pm

    Happy Birthday Bloke!

  7. el cuno
    September 29th, 2009 @ 3:38 pm

    Start at the bottom and work your way down is my philosophy. Congrats on 5 years though, that’s good going to still have us still tuning in, stort attention spans and all that.

  8. Tinman18
    September 29th, 2009 @ 3:49 pm

    Well done Twenty.

    It’s a typical 5-year old – mostly lovable, sometimes very bold.

    And with a tiny trail of snot…

  9. Loco Lobo
    September 29th, 2009 @ 4:37 pm

    Five years of laughs and sunshine with the occational bolt of lightening shot up the proper arse. Looking forward to the next ten.

  10. itchybollix
    September 29th, 2009 @ 4:49 pm
  11. itchybollix
    September 29th, 2009 @ 4:50 pm
  12. maggot
    September 29th, 2009 @ 4:50 pm

    Five years – thanks Twenty.

  13. morgor
    September 29th, 2009 @ 4:56 pm

    and hasn’t it matured so much.

    BUMJUICE.

  14. maggot
    September 29th, 2009 @ 5:05 pm

    5th%20birthday%20cake%20credit%20rev%20dan%20catt%20cc%20attrib%20from%20flickr.jpeg

  15. Jonny Friendly
    September 29th, 2009 @ 5:28 pm

    nice one twenty, you make the morning tea taste better!

  16. divneymathers
    September 29th, 2009 @ 5:31 pm

    Congratulations Twenty.
    Wish I’d found it sooner.

  17. Lorcan the Lion
    September 29th, 2009 @ 5:40 pm

    You old cunt

  18. Fill3rup
    September 29th, 2009 @ 5:44 pm

    Whats that in Dolphin years?

  19. Can't think of a decent name.
    September 29th, 2009 @ 5:55 pm

    Have hardly ever commented because I can’t come up with a decent handle/name.Was gonna call myself The Humble Spud but there’s already an entire blog called that. It’s kinda like a tattoo – I’ll be stuck with it and I know I’ll change my mind!

    BUT

    Just wanted to say thanks for writing. Congrats on 5 years. The reading is (almost) always a pleasure!!

  20. Fill3rup
    September 29th, 2009 @ 6:02 pm

    Have hardly ever commented because I can’t come up with a decent handle/name

    How about “Can’t”(cockney accent)

    heh..

  21. maggot
    September 29th, 2009 @ 6:03 pm

    Twenty likes anything owl-themed.

  22. maggot
    September 29th, 2009 @ 6:05 pm

    The world was supposed to end this day 2004

    http://www.ncbuy.com/news/2004-07-19/1010116.html

  23. Francis Mahon
    September 29th, 2009 @ 6:18 pm

    Happy Birthday, you cantankerous aul’ fart.

    Take a listen to track six on Atomic Horsebox’s album, I think you might like it… it’s called ‘People Are Cunts’… http://atomichorsebox.com/

    Fran

  24. Richard Slater
    September 29th, 2009 @ 6:28 pm

    Congrats on 5 years Twenty. I have been reading your page every morning for
    the last few years. Keep it coming….

  25. peadar
    September 29th, 2009 @ 6:46 pm

    Great stuff, congrats.

    Go on, give us a recipe, you know you want to

  26. Buur-tea O Herne
    September 29th, 2009 @ 6:47 pm

    Ha-Ha-ha Happy Ber-day to yiz all.

    I ah, would just like to tank Twenty for asking me along,on this most Auspicious of occasions..I know I have been something of an inspiration to him down threw de years and I was delighted when his people rang my people and agreed on the fee, and so here I am today…

    can we furst of all pause fer a moment to think of all our millionaire friends who are having difficulty at dis time…

    ba-ba back to Twenty on his ber-day, happy, ah, ber-day Twenty from all your, ah friends in Fianna fail. Hopefully dese hard times will blow over soon and we’ll see you back down at yer regular table in the big tent in Galwey next summer…

    LETS HEAR IT FOR TWENTY MAJOR!

  27. divneymathers
    September 29th, 2009 @ 7:02 pm

    What’s that smell?
    Oh candles… yeah.

  28. daniel
    September 29th, 2009 @ 7:47 pm

    Happy Birthday Twenty! I’d say you’re much older.

  29. daniel
    September 29th, 2009 @ 7:52 pm

    Fuck Itchybollix why did I click that link? And as a starter for Twenty on the top 5 cunts:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wL_rI_khCo4

  30. John Braine
    September 29th, 2009 @ 8:18 pm

    ugh – 5th birthdays. Sugar coated tantrums, and talking to other parents about parenting issues when all you really want to do is eat all the cake and jump on the bouncey castle.

    Happy Birthday!

  31. maggot
    September 29th, 2009 @ 8:29 pm

    coincidence, bicycles go missing in Dublin then this ?

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/hampshire/8280108.stm

  32. manuel
    September 29th, 2009 @ 11:38 pm

    I remember reading it about four years or so ago…..left a few comments….different name back then though….happy days

    happy blogaversary

  33. Twenty Major
    September 29th, 2009 @ 11:41 pm

    Cheers all.

  34. Git
    September 29th, 2009 @ 11:55 pm

    Happy birthday.

    How come nobody posted this link yet?
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zq3EZhT3G7U

  35. Robert
    September 30th, 2009 @ 12:40 am

    You still have the most relevant blog I have ever visited.

  36. Dinosaur
    September 30th, 2009 @ 12:55 am

    From the humble malteaser turd you once had on Blogspot, to this thriving 5 year old brown baby boy you now have – congrats Twenty!

    Long may you continue to highlight the shambles that is our state, the complete and utter ineptitude of our politicians and just about every other miserable cunt we’ve got!

    Oh and the puns, let us not forget about the puns..

  37. cnut
    September 30th, 2009 @ 1:40 am

    Happy burtdee to ya. Anything from from Monkey Balls?

  38. GLUAISTEAN
    September 30th, 2009 @ 6:44 am

    Congratualtions on at least giving a damn about our late lamented Ireland and the Bannana Republic it has become…but you could do so much more, the country needs people like you to put your name up for a real governemnt of the people.

  39. Lung the Younger
    September 30th, 2009 @ 8:27 am

    Congrats o’ great spawn of the South Circular. A mighty achievement indeed, although I’ve always felt that the blog needed more photos of cats.

  40. Giver O'Shite
    September 30th, 2009 @ 9:12 am

    Congratu-the fuck-lations!

  41. morgor
    September 30th, 2009 @ 9:15 am

    Am I hallucinating or did i see a positive comment from Gluasteain?

  42. Feynmans Ghost
    September 30th, 2009 @ 9:18 am

    goodman love the commitment

  43. GLUAISTEAN
    September 30th, 2009 @ 9:57 am

    MORGOR – AT LEAST YOU LAUGH WHILE YOU TRY AND FIGURE OUT WHY YOU ARE IN A HANDBASKET AND WHERE IT IS YOU ARE GOING, I’LL GIVE YOU THAT.

  44. Fill3rup
    September 30th, 2009 @ 10:50 am

    Yeah,that was a positive comment I reckon…

    Now,where did I put those rifles and explosives?

  45. Conan Drumm
    September 30th, 2009 @ 11:38 am

    Time for big school…

    *sniff*

  46. Twenty Major
    September 30th, 2009 @ 11:41 am

    Don’t wanna …

  47. Conan Drumm
    September 30th, 2009 @ 11:48 am

    But look Twenty, there’s Dave and Pete and all your little friends going in, and Muinteoir Ron’s a very nice teacher…

  48. Twenty Major
    September 30th, 2009 @ 12:02 pm

    That’s why I don’t wanna …

  49. Sweary
    September 30th, 2009 @ 12:14 pm

    Haha. Elderly.

    Congrats, anyway, if you can still hear me.

  50. Medbh
    September 30th, 2009 @ 5:33 pm

    Wow, five years!
    Congrats.
    That’s major, Major.

  51. Butch Cavendish
    September 30th, 2009 @ 9:55 pm

    What’s a Handbasket?

  52. Hairper Colons
    September 30th, 2009 @ 10:08 pm

    Step into our parlour…..

  53. Pat Donnelly
    October 15th, 2009 @ 9:36 am

    Happy fucking anniversary! May God protect you from Std’s!

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