Fuck, just realised this blog is 5 years old today.
I’m happy that from shit beginnings I’ve made it even more shit. I like it when I achieve my goals. I should do a top 10 cunts or something from the last 5 years.
At least I haven’t resorted to posting recipes though.
Thanks for reading.
Happy 5th birthday Twenty. Take the rest of the day off.
Congrats for the last 5 years of great writing. It’s a wonderous achievement. Most blogs last about a day and a half. Here’s to another 5!
Well you have thrown up several recipies for a poo over the years..
Happy Birthday
Not so much recipes as progressions towards the inevitable.
“Just add Guinness“…
…”add some more Guinness..heh
Heh..Happy 5th Birthday..
Happy Birthday Bloke!
Start at the bottom and work your way down is my philosophy. Congrats on 5 years though, that’s good going to still have us still tuning in, stort attention spans and all that.
Well done Twenty.
It’s a typical 5-year old – mostly lovable, sometimes very bold.
And with a tiny trail of snot…
Five years of laughs and sunshine with the occational bolt of lightening shot up the proper arse. Looking forward to the next ten.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bWjXb645v64
Five years – thanks Twenty.
and hasn’t it matured so much.
BUMJUICE.
nice one twenty, you make the morning tea taste better!
Congratulations Twenty.
Wish I’d found it sooner.
You old cunt
Whats that in Dolphin years?
Have hardly ever commented because I can’t come up with a decent handle/name.Was gonna call myself The Humble Spud but there’s already an entire blog called that. It’s kinda like a tattoo – I’ll be stuck with it and I know I’ll change my mind!
BUT
Just wanted to say thanks for writing. Congrats on 5 years. The reading is (almost) always a pleasure!!
Have hardly ever commented because I can’t come up with a decent handle/name
How about “Can’t”(cockney accent)
heh..
Twenty likes anything owl-themed.
The world was supposed to end this day 2004
http://www.ncbuy.com/news/2004-07-19/1010116.html
Happy Birthday, you cantankerous aul’ fart.
Take a listen to track six on Atomic Horsebox’s album, I think you might like it… it’s called ‘People Are Cunts’… http://atomichorsebox.com/
Fran
Congrats on 5 years Twenty. I have been reading your page every morning for
the last few years. Keep it coming….
Great stuff, congrats.
Go on, give us a recipe, you know you want to
Ha-Ha-ha Happy Ber-day to yiz all.
I ah, would just like to tank Twenty for asking me along,on this most Auspicious of occasions..I know I have been something of an inspiration to him down threw de years and I was delighted when his people rang my people and agreed on the fee, and so here I am today…
can we furst of all pause fer a moment to think of all our millionaire friends who are having difficulty at dis time…
ba-ba back to Twenty on his ber-day, happy, ah, ber-day Twenty from all your, ah friends in Fianna fail. Hopefully dese hard times will blow over soon and we’ll see you back down at yer regular table in the big tent in Galwey next summer…
LETS HEAR IT FOR TWENTY MAJOR!
What’s that smell?
Oh candles… yeah.
Happy Birthday Twenty! I’d say you’re much older.
Fuck Itchybollix why did I click that link? And as a starter for Twenty on the top 5 cunts:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wL_rI_khCo4
ugh – 5th birthdays. Sugar coated tantrums, and talking to other parents about parenting issues when all you really want to do is eat all the cake and jump on the bouncey castle.
Happy Birthday!
coincidence, bicycles go missing in Dublin then this ?
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/hampshire/8280108.stm
I remember reading it about four years or so ago…..left a few comments….different name back then though….happy days
happy blogaversary
Cheers all.
Happy birthday.
How come nobody posted this link yet?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zq3EZhT3G7U
You still have the most relevant blog I have ever visited.
From the humble malteaser turd you once had on Blogspot, to this thriving 5 year old brown baby boy you now have – congrats Twenty!
Long may you continue to highlight the shambles that is our state, the complete and utter ineptitude of our politicians and just about every other miserable cunt we’ve got!
Oh and the puns, let us not forget about the puns..
Happy burtdee to ya. Anything from from Monkey Balls?
Congratualtions on at least giving a damn about our late lamented Ireland and the Bannana Republic it has become…but you could do so much more, the country needs people like you to put your name up for a real governemnt of the people.
Congrats o’ great spawn of the South Circular. A mighty achievement indeed, although I’ve always felt that the blog needed more photos of cats.
Congratu-the fuck-lations!
Am I hallucinating or did i see a positive comment from Gluasteain?
goodman love the commitment
MORGOR – AT LEAST YOU LAUGH WHILE YOU TRY AND FIGURE OUT WHY YOU ARE IN A HANDBASKET AND WHERE IT IS YOU ARE GOING, I’LL GIVE YOU THAT.
Yeah,that was a positive comment I reckon…
Now,where did I put those rifles and explosives?
Time for big school…
*sniff*
Don’t wanna …
But look Twenty, there’s Dave and Pete and all your little friends going in, and Muinteoir Ron’s a very nice teacher…
That’s why I don’t wanna …
Haha. Elderly.
Congrats, anyway, if you can still hear me.
Wow, five years!
Congrats.
That’s major, Major.
What’s a Handbasket?
Step into our parlour…..
Happy fucking anniversary! May God protect you from Std’s!