5
Fuck, just realised this blog is 5 years old today.
I’m happy that from shit beginnings I’ve made it even more shit. I like it when I achieve my goals. I should do a top 10 cunts or something from the last 5 years.
At least I haven’t resorted to posting recipes though.
Thanks for reading.
September 29th, 2009 at 2:57 pm
Happy 5th birthday Twenty. Take the rest of the day off.
Congrats for the last 5 years of great writing. It’s a wonderous achievement. Most blogs last about a day and a half. Here’s to another 5!
September 29th, 2009 at 2:58 pm
Well you have thrown up several recipies for a poo over the years..
September 29th, 2009 at 3:02 pm
Happy Birthday
September 29th, 2009 at 3:27 pm
Not so much recipes as progressions towards the inevitable.
September 29th, 2009 at 3:31 pm
“Just add Guinness“…
…”add some more Guinness..heh
Heh..Happy 5th Birthday..
September 29th, 2009 at 3:33 pm
Happy Birthday Bloke!
September 29th, 2009 at 3:38 pm
Start at the bottom and work your way down is my philosophy. Congrats on 5 years though, that’s good going to still have us still tuning in, stort attention spans and all that.
September 29th, 2009 at 3:49 pm
Well done Twenty.
It’s a typical 5-year old – mostly lovable, sometimes very bold.
And with a tiny trail of snot…
September 29th, 2009 at 4:37 pm
Five years of laughs and sunshine with the occational bolt of lightening shot up the proper arse. Looking forward to the next ten.
September 29th, 2009 at 4:49 pm
September 29th, 2009 at 4:50 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bWjXb645v64
September 29th, 2009 at 4:50 pm
Five years – thanks Twenty.
September 29th, 2009 at 4:56 pm
and hasn’t it matured so much.
BUMJUICE.
September 29th, 2009 at 5:05 pm
September 29th, 2009 at 5:28 pm
nice one twenty, you make the morning tea taste better!
September 29th, 2009 at 5:31 pm
Congratulations Twenty.
Wish I’d found it sooner.
September 29th, 2009 at 5:40 pm
You old cunt
September 29th, 2009 at 5:44 pm
Whats that in Dolphin years?
September 29th, 2009 at 5:55 pm
Have hardly ever commented because I can’t come up with a decent handle/name.Was gonna call myself The Humble Spud but there’s already an entire blog called that. It’s kinda like a tattoo – I’ll be stuck with it and I know I’ll change my mind!
BUT
Just wanted to say thanks for writing. Congrats on 5 years. The reading is (almost) always a pleasure!!
September 29th, 2009 at 6:02 pm
Have hardly ever commented because I can’t come up with a decent handle/name
How about “Can’t”(cockney accent)
heh..
September 29th, 2009 at 6:03 pm
Twenty likes anything owl-themed.
September 29th, 2009 at 6:05 pm
The world was supposed to end this day 2004
http://www.ncbuy.com/news/2004-07-19/1010116.html
September 29th, 2009 at 6:18 pm
Happy Birthday, you cantankerous aul’ fart.
Take a listen to track six on Atomic Horsebox’s album, I think you might like it… it’s called ‘People Are Cunts’… http://atomichorsebox.com/
Fran
September 29th, 2009 at 6:28 pm
Congrats on 5 years Twenty. I have been reading your page every morning for
the last few years. Keep it coming….
September 29th, 2009 at 6:46 pm
Great stuff, congrats.
Go on, give us a recipe, you know you want to
September 29th, 2009 at 6:47 pm
Ha-Ha-ha Happy Ber-day to yiz all.
I ah, would just like to tank Twenty for asking me along,on this most Auspicious of occasions..I know I have been something of an inspiration to him down threw de years and I was delighted when his people rang my people and agreed on the fee, and so here I am today…
can we furst of all pause fer a moment to think of all our millionaire friends who are having difficulty at dis time…
ba-ba back to Twenty on his ber-day, happy, ah, ber-day Twenty from all your, ah friends in Fianna fail. Hopefully dese hard times will blow over soon and we’ll see you back down at yer regular table in the big tent in Galwey next summer…
LETS HEAR IT FOR TWENTY MAJOR!
September 29th, 2009 at 7:02 pm
What’s that smell?
Oh candles… yeah.
September 29th, 2009 at 7:47 pm
Happy Birthday Twenty! I’d say you’re much older.
September 29th, 2009 at 7:52 pm
Fuck Itchybollix why did I click that link? And as a starter for Twenty on the top 5 cunts:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wL_rI_khCo4
September 29th, 2009 at 8:18 pm
ugh – 5th birthdays. Sugar coated tantrums, and talking to other parents about parenting issues when all you really want to do is eat all the cake and jump on the bouncey castle.
Happy Birthday!
September 29th, 2009 at 8:29 pm
coincidence, bicycles go missing in Dublin then this ?
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/hampshire/8280108.stm
September 29th, 2009 at 11:38 pm
I remember reading it about four years or so ago…..left a few comments….different name back then though….happy days
happy blogaversary
September 29th, 2009 at 11:41 pm
Cheers all.
September 29th, 2009 at 11:55 pm
Happy birthday.
How come nobody posted this link yet?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zq3EZhT3G7U
September 30th, 2009 at 12:40 am
You still have the most relevant blog I have ever visited.
September 30th, 2009 at 12:55 am
From the humble malteaser turd you once had on Blogspot, to this thriving 5 year old brown baby boy you now have – congrats Twenty!
Long may you continue to highlight the shambles that is our state, the complete and utter ineptitude of our politicians and just about every other miserable cunt we’ve got!
Oh and the puns, let us not forget about the puns..
September 30th, 2009 at 1:40 am
Happy burtdee to ya. Anything from from Monkey Balls?
September 30th, 2009 at 6:44 am
Congratualtions on at least giving a damn about our late lamented Ireland and the Bannana Republic it has become…but you could do so much more, the country needs people like you to put your name up for a real governemnt of the people.
September 30th, 2009 at 8:27 am
Congrats o’ great spawn of the South Circular. A mighty achievement indeed, although I’ve always felt that the blog needed more photos of cats.
September 30th, 2009 at 9:12 am
Congratu-the fuck-lations!
September 30th, 2009 at 9:15 am
Am I hallucinating or did i see a positive comment from Gluasteain?
September 30th, 2009 at 9:18 am
goodman love the commitment
September 30th, 2009 at 9:57 am
MORGOR – AT LEAST YOU LAUGH WHILE YOU TRY AND FIGURE OUT WHY YOU ARE IN A HANDBASKET AND WHERE IT IS YOU ARE GOING, I’LL GIVE YOU THAT.
September 30th, 2009 at 10:50 am
Yeah,that was a positive comment I reckon…
Now,where did I put those rifles and explosives?
September 30th, 2009 at 11:38 am
Time for big school…
*sniff*
September 30th, 2009 at 11:41 am
Don’t wanna …
September 30th, 2009 at 11:48 am
But look Twenty, there’s Dave and Pete and all your little friends going in, and Muinteoir Ron’s a very nice teacher…
September 30th, 2009 at 12:02 pm
That’s why I don’t wanna …
September 30th, 2009 at 12:14 pm
Haha. Elderly.
Congrats, anyway, if you can still hear me.
September 30th, 2009 at 5:33 pm
Wow, five years!
Congrats.
That’s major, Major.
September 30th, 2009 at 9:55 pm
What’s a Handbasket?
September 30th, 2009 at 10:08 pm
Step into our parlour…..
October 15th, 2009 at 9:36 am
Happy fucking anniversary! May God protect you from Std’s!