I just got a letter in the post from a bint in Dublin City Council saying that my application for a parking permit is incomplete. The incomplete part was actually faxed to some other bint in there last week. The two bints mustn’t be talking over the partition.
” When officers raided the teacher’s housing estate maisonette in Thornham Street, Greenwich, south east London, they arrested the 26-year-old and seized various sex toys including vibrators and “fluffy handcuffs”.”
…struck up a friendship with the “vulnerable” teenager over coffee after trumpet lessons
How did that go? “So you don’t like blowing trumpets? Hmmm… want to have a coffee with me?”
Why fly Ryanair when you can fly first class with SAS?
I just got a letter in the post from a bint in Dublin City Council saying that my application for a parking permit is incomplete. The incomplete part was actually faxed to some other bint in there last week. The two bints mustn’t be talking over the partition.
fuck ryanair the shower of cunts,the doctered poster in dolphins barn, of the cunt aherne has been covered up,fuck it anyway.
One for peadar
” When officers raided the teacher’s housing estate maisonette in Thornham Street, Greenwich, south east London, they arrested the 26-year-old and seized various sex toys including vibrators and “fluffy handcuffs”.”
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/21/20090921/tuk-teacher-jailed-over-lesbian-affair-6323e80.html
A public school mistress
Is it just me or does that sound filthy?
Sadly no pics Peadar – but the vibrators suggest to me that she wasn;t a real lesbian.
You have me baffled there maggot.
What would a ‘real,/i>’ lesbian use in place of a vibrator?
See what you did there!
I can’t even type properly anymore.
Would a real lesbian want something penetrative?
Next time I find myself chatting to a lesbian I’ll try “you could always pretend it’s a vibrator” as a line and see how it goes down.
Try ‘It’s like a vibrator, only it doesn’t actually vibrate unless I’m nervous’ and don’t forget to let us know how you get on.
Or you could stand out in the freezing cold and then the shivering will be like…. hang on. No. That won’t work.
lesbians don’t like the cold HM – it’s a girl thing.
Or a tiny frozen mickey.
Holemaster said mickey….heh heh.
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That has to be an underpaid programmer taking the piss…
“This service has been cancelled due to a staff shortage. No alternative arrangements have been made”
Wahey! A picture !
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/politics/lawandorder/6214256/Lesbian-teacher-took-schoolgirl-lover-15-on-gay-pride-march-in-Paris.html
Knackerair, you mean.
O’Leary is probably waiting for the minimum wage to be cut before he pays someone to fix the error…
What would a ‘real,/i>’ lesbian use in place of a vibrator?
vibrating cows tongue perhaps
…struck up a friendship with the “vulnerable” teenager over coffee after trumpet lessons
How did that go? “So you don’t like blowing trumpets? Hmmm… want to have a coffee with me?”
It’s a heart warming story – would make a great film. Jodie Foster and ?