There are many things which make me angry. This government, everyone in the government, other people, other people’s friends, footballers, people who don’t understand what the indicators in their cars are for, taxi drivers (most of whom belong to that previous group, sorry Roy!), waking up in the middle of the night going ‘Ow what’s that pain?’ and discovering your little toenail is hanging off, Ray D’Arcy, forgetting to put the bins out, people who still put stupid junk mail through my door despite the very obvious ‘No Junk Mail’ sign stuck to it, running out of Ricicles, next door’s dog who yaps incessantly, people from Luxembourg, the fact that there’s no M on MTV anymore, the fact that ginger cunt from CSI Miami is richer than I’ll ever be despite being completely crap at everything, Dan Brown, you get the picture.
The list could go on. Despite all those things though I don’t think anything gets me as angry as reading about old people being attacked. An 84 year old man in Waterford is apparently fighting for his life after being attacked in his own home by 3 men.
They wanted money and they viciously assaulted him. Three scumbags v One elderly widower. That’s a fair fight, all right.
I’d love to find those three and with a couple of dozen other people kick the fucking shit out of them. See how they like being outnumbered by people far stronger than they are. How much of a cunt do you have to be to beat up an 84 year old man?
A very fucking big cunt, that’s how much.
You know, people talk about justice and the law and how we should let the courts deal with things like this but sometimes I think this whole being civilised thing is just a big fucking con. If you step back and look at the human race in general we’re not civilised at all. Some of us have enough intelligence to behave in a way that others with intelligence appreciate as being correct, the rest of them are just animals though, and if it were up to me they’d be treated like animals too.
The world needs a giant pound and a Master Vet to put the occupants to sleep.
Do you know what I hate… People who put: “No junk mail” signs on their letterbox… I also post leaflets when electioneering through those…
I will chase you down the street with a scythe. I promise.
Hang on.Go back a bit there.
Are you saying that Ray D’arcy forgot to put out your bins too?
The little cunt!
For the three scumbags who beat up the pensioner, how about we catch them, and tie them up to the electricity pylon nearest their home. Their families have to stay indoors with all the electrical appliances switched on. Then when their scumbag fucker sons are fried on the pylon, the families will know it has happened when the TV and the lights flicker! Restorative justice at its very best.
Dorty Nordener for El Presidente.
Yeah, fuck off back to Kildare, Ray.
Yeah, you’re right Twenty. it’s called natural justice: act like an animal: get treated like an animal. And I’m right with you on it.
Cunts.
yeah, read that earlier and thought “i’d love to catch those fuckers individually and beat them to death with an iron pipe”.
That’s just the way I roll.
Violently. with an iron pipe.
I really do think that whipping and the stocks should be brought back as part of sentencing for these sort of shits who beat up old people – and if they are going to let rapists and paedophiles back into the community they should be branded – or tattooed for the liberals – on the forehead with big Rs and Ps to warn people. optional to keep the civil liberties cunts happy – they don’t have to be marked, but if they won’t accept it they don;t get out.
Dear Twenty,
I confess a terrible slippage in my wet-liberal, politically sensitive mindset when I heard this story. The first thought that came into my brain was…. “Knackers?”
That’s a nasty can of worms you opened there Conan.
Exactly what I thought too, but thought better of mentioning it.
I hadn’t actually thought that but now that you mention it …
In this part of the world it is pretty much a knacker occupation and old folks are genuinely afraid of them.
BTW, I do not confuse knackers with Travelers who are mostly decent chancers like the rest of the population.
someone else that needs to be put down: Jordan aka french labrador.
What other people call rape, her pound handlers call attention.
14 inches of slap on her snout really blur her sense of direction. Bold jordan, Bold
It sounds like knacker MO alright.. they are brave boys alright..
They should be shot in the femural artery and forced to do a 100metre sprint..with some hungry dogs set on them 3 seconds after…
Leave Jordan out of this, sweet girl. I’d love to know who she has fingered, if you pardon the expression, Ant or Dec? Surely not ?
BTW, I do not confuse knackers with Travelers who are mostly decent chancers like the rest of the population.
I would take it you’re referring to the shellsuit and white trainer wearing dole-bludgeon with the cheap gold jewelry and tendency to say “arite bud”.
The best neighbours I have are settled Travellers. The kids even cut my grass for me without asking, and for free. They’re lovely people. Always friendly and never any trouble to anyone. Quite the opposite actually.
Stop being so PC, it’s not just the tracksuit runner wearing knackers. A lot of travellers are knackers and make a living out of doing this sort of thing. They’re not all capable of beating up old people but the majority of them are robbing cunts
Yeah, old people getting beat up is really disgusting. Whenever I read stories like this I always imagine what it would be like if it was my dad. I gladly do jail for what I’d do to the cunts
So, Peadar wears a tracksuit and runners, does he?
“I would take it you’re referring to the shellsuit and white trainer wearing dole-bludgeon with the cheap gold jewelry and tendency to say “arite bud”.”
No, I’m referring to mostly young fellas, but also some young women, who travel around raiding the homes of elderly, vulnerable people and terrorising them. This may include beating and/or raping defenceless elderly women. They target these people because they often keep cash in their homes.
The sister of the old man mentioned by Twenty has just died, (they were living together).
For your reading pleasure Twenty. Dan Brown’s 20 shittiest sentences:
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/books/booknews/6194031/The-Lost-Symbol-and-The-Da-Vinci-Code-author-Dan-Browns-20-worst-sentences.html
You spoil me, Lung.
I think the word Cunt is too good for them. They don’t deserve to called anything at all.
They a bunch of ” “.
So, Peadar wears a tracksuit and runners, does he?
Yeah, except for when I’m going to the pub. Then I wear shoes with my tracksuit, I like to make an effort
They a bunch of ” “
How do you pronounce that?
phonetically
So, Peadar’s local doesn’t let you in if you’re wearing trainers, does it?
Twenty, It’s got a lot of silent letters, most notably two three silent Qs in a row. It’s pronounced “. v hu . ek”
Wasn’t that poor auld fella in Waterford the Grandfather of that Oirish magician guy? His name eludes me at the moment.
Yeah, except for when I’m going to the pub. Then I wear shoes with my tracksuit, I like to make an effort
I hope you manage to comb your greasy hair into a centre parting too. Don’t forget to shave.(leaving a delightful wispy moustache).
So I heard, Walt. Keith Barry.
And don’t forget to always carry a 330ml bottle of Sprite or Coke with you.
That’s was Keith Barry’s Grandfather?
Those guys are fucked.
And when you realize again that we know who the cunts are, know where they live and if the bleeding heart liberals would just turn their back for a month, we could cleanse the joint.
“The sister of the old man mentioned by Twenty has just died, (they were living together).”
My apology, this is incorrect, woman who died was a house fire victim in Cork.
I like this story – would any other Government admit they haven’t a fucking clue what to do and ask for ideas ?
http://www.irishtimes.com/newspaper/breaking/2009/0918/breaking3.htm
So, Peadar’s local doesn’t let you in if you’re wearing trainers, does it?
No it does but as I said I like to make an effort.
The Ladies love a nice adidas tracksuit with a pair of brown wrangler shoes. Plus I’ve hurt me toes a few times kicking lads in the head while wearing runners. Shoes are better for kicking heads
If it were a judicial triumvirate of twenty, morgor and holemaster then I would have faith and hope in the system that you propose… however it wouldn’t be would it? It’d be meted out by the friends and stooges of those nice people who have run your country into the… and then, this is what happens:
“Texas is also grappling with revelations that it may have executed an innocent man five years ago after he was convicted of murdering his three children through arson on the basis of deeply flawed “scientific” evidence that has been compared to the stuff of witch trials. ”
Grauniad 18/09/09
I was listening to the poor guys grandson talk on the radio this morning it is absolutely disgraceful. The law rest firmly on the side of the criminal. I appreciate you should have a duty of care towards others and I do not advocate the legalisation of weapons. Ordinary people taking up arms and “defending” their property would create anarchy. It would be yet another gateway to getting away with murder. But if somebody breaks into your home and you injure him well then regardless of whether it’s in your hallway or your bedroom you should be well within your rights.
The laws in place at present are absurd, if somebody broke into my home and injured themselves they could claim me. Or if defended myself with force I could be held liable. The proposal for greater protection in your home got shouted out of the Dail this week and it is an utter disgrace. That poor gentleman was probably out building this country when Brian Cowen was still shitting in his nappies and that’s how the government show their gratitude, they rest their laurels on the wrong side of the law. We should be able to defend ourselves and our homes, there should be tougher jail terms. In the wake of all the cuts the government want up to swallow they should give the ordinary hard working person a glimpse that they actually have a screed of thought for us. Don’t make a joke out of it. It is appauling.
Yeah well you don’t want that kind of thing happening unless they’re knackers. If they’re knackers does it really matter whether they’re guilty or not?
Well.
People ought to be able to defend themselves with force, if required, in their own homes, preferably with a large shotgun. Especially if they are living in a rural area where it will be who knows how long before the police can be alerted.
Longer jail terms are all fine and well, giving them three hots and a cot (at taxpayer expense), but maybe blasting the SOBs with a few gaping holes will make them think twice before trying the same thing again.
My DH wants to move us to a rural area…but I’ve already made it quite clear that I’ll need a shotgun, a guard dog, and an alarm system. Has no one read “In Cold Blood”???
We need TJ Hooker.
You know what I hate more than knackers. The fact that I can’t legally tell people at large that I hate the cunts, that I must be PC about them at all times.
This country is spending a fortune being politically correct to them (e.g. there’s at least 3 knacker newsletters published each month for them – who bleedin reads them?) and still they always demand more as their cultural right.
I didn’t see An Bord Snip fucking Nua suggesting we round up all the cunts and nuke them. Or even save a penny by making them illegal.
Naturally.
e.g. there’s at least 3 knacker newsletters published each month for them – who bleedin reads them?
Good question, not the fucking knackers anyway because they can’t
My DH wants to move us to a rural area…but I’ve already made it quite clear that I’ll need a shotgun, a guard dog, and an alarm system. Has no one read “In Cold Blood”???
I suspect that’s a likely outcome of a move to any rural area.
I reckon the old cunt deserved it. Waterford is a cunt of a place and the lads probably wanted a bit of ready in order to buy a ticket out of the shithole in order to improve themselves.
Or the old cunt was a shirtlifter who invited them in thinking they might have been able to put on some sort of performance for his unnatural pleasure.
Either way the old cunt needed a good kicking having been around far too long. If I know who they were I’d invite them around to give my old man who is 85 a good kicking too.
Albert, how many kids do you have with your daughter?
Straw Dogs – now there was a film.
That Susan George, what was she doing with a runt like Dustin Hoffman ?
Was your shirt lifted Albert? Maybe you should go have a talk with someone.
Keith the grandson said there should be mandatory sentencing (3yrs) for unlawful trespass in pensioners’ homes.
Anyone comes over my hedge has three very large dogs to contend with and if they get past them there’ll be a worse reception for them indoors.
Do you have a house velociraptor?
And did you hear Michael Ring in the Dail yesterday about the rights of home owners to defend themselves?
I have a three scorned women in my garden.
“Do you have a house velociraptor?”
No, more’s the pity. That said, if I flung Shitface the cat at an intruder he’d do nearly as good as a job as a velociraptor.
I’m getting a cross bow.
Only heard a tiny snippet of Michael Ring, he was frothing at the time and not sounding sane. But I know where he’s coming from (Mayo) on the fearful elderly issue.
Frothing is a good word. He general point is valid though.
Is that an angry ribbon, FMC?
“cross bow”
Missus, a very cross frilly bow would suit you. :)
snip!
The old man needs a double – barrel shotgun.
Oh, and a local Garda station that isn’t fucking closed down!
I think I’ve split up with my girlfriend.
What part of it is unclear?
Scumbags who beat up on old people should have their balls cut off with a rusty razor and cauterized with a red hot iron bar. Hmm, if they beat up old folks, that means that they have no ball to start with, ergo, shove the hot iron bar up their asses, then watch them dance up and down the street.
Can I have her Phone number HM ?
Welcome to the club HM…
ha, me too. must be the year of sundering.
Maggot it’s 087 NUT CASE
Fill, recently? Sorry to hear that.
You too Morgor?
Not to worry there’s loads of desperate women out there for us average men with commitment and tolerance issues and pathological farting.
Bout 3 months ago..tis all good though..
Maggot it’s 087 NUT CASE
Her ? No thanks, I’ll keep e mailing Kerry and Katie !
Holemaster drivelled:
>>Was your shirt lifted Albert? Maybe you should go have a talk with someone.
No unlike yourself I was not educated by the brothers.
AND
>> I think I’ve split up with my girlfriend.
What did she/he say? “I really like you but I wish you’d fuck off”.
Aye Albert, ’tis obvious ye weren’t educated at all, ye scurvy little monkey.
Now get yerself back below deck, afore I plant ye on top on the flagpole again.
Arrrhh!
You too Morgor?
Not to worry there’s loads of desperate women out there for us average men with commitment and tolerance issues and pathological farting.
yup, about a month ago after 5 years.
I’m sure she won’t be missing the manky farts i’m releasing in bed at the moment. *choke*
Ah, the old Dutch oven.
Pretty foul gob you have there, son! Second thoughts, not pretty at all – oh!, and Thank God you’re not my son! Seriously, it would be much more enjoyable if you left out most of the really crude stuff: gets tedious, lowers the tone and gets an even worse name for Ireland than we already have.
Shut the fuck up Eamonn.
Go fuck yourself Eamonn.
You need to be cunted in the bastard Eamonn
Poor Eamonn!
You appear to have taken a wrong turn there, and somehow found yourself in the company of people with a lower threshold for crudeness and vulgarity, you fuckin’ stupid, cunt!
Eamonn, shove it up your hole.
..it’d be magic if he did. I hope his Dad pulls through. And the animals who set on him are properly cunted in the bastard.
http://www.independent.ie/national-news/barry-to-bring-country-to-halt-over-assault-1891651.html
Emmmm – what’s he going to do exactly? He’s a magician – how many rabbits from hats and disappearing watches does it take to bring down a government?
aahhhh the old duvet waffle……..eggs and cabbage
Bertie says his conscience is clear, he’s a poor and humble man and he might run for President. Imagine, Bertie as President.
What Irish Town would be the equivalent of Dallas? (Police hunting for owner of Honda 50 seen parked on a grassy Noel ? )
http://www.independent.ie/national-news/bertie-ahern-i-dont-consider-myself-a-romantic-person-mabye-that-was-the-problem-1891677.html
“I will chase you down the street with a scythe. I promise.” – twenty said.
Are you death?
Pretty foul gob you have there, son! Second thoughts, not pretty at all – oh!, and Thank God you’re not my son! Seriously, it would be much more enjoyable if you left out most of the really crude stuff: gets tedious, lowers the tone and gets an even worse name for Ireland than we already have.
Lowers the tone? Ha ha ha thats funny. ya fucking idiot
Sadly, the old gentleman didn’t make it. I’m sure we all extend our condolences. Apparently the accused was released the following day. Justice?
http://www.irishtimes.com/newspaper/breaking/2009/0922/breaking16.html?via=mr
Ray Fucking Darcy!