Democracy does not work
Posted on | September 10, 2009 | 35 Comments
Give people the chance to vote they vote for cunts. When the cunts get giddy with power and become even more cuntish the people still vote for them.
Only when the cunts become catastrophic cunts will we see a change. For cunts who are more or less the same as the cunts you’re voting out, they just haven’t had a chance to prove it yet.
Dictatorships are the way forward. Dissenters silenced because it’s for the good of the people. First up against the wall? The cunts who got voted in.
Viva la revolución. Pass me my cigar and build me a fucking balcony.
Or, we could just vent on blogs, websites and complain to Joe cunting Duffy. I love the internet but it’s made us lazy cunts.
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September 10th, 2009 @ 9:39 am
Will you have any need for someone with an itchy trigger finger,no conscience and very poor short-term memory?
September 10th, 2009 @ 9:41 am
@ Fill,
Did I hire you as my agent? I can’t remember.
September 10th, 2009 @ 9:44 am
I couldnt possibly recall HQ…
September 10th, 2009 @ 9:45 am
Will you have any need for someone with an itchy trigger finger,no conscience and very poor short-term memory?
Yes indeed. I will need someone like that to run the Department of Justice.
September 10th, 2009 @ 9:48 am
..well its worked for the Dept of Finance for long enough…
September 10th, 2009 @ 10:05 am
I live in South East Asia and just saw Biffos interview on the Late Late Show thanks to UTube.
How did anyone vote for this clown, problem in Ireland people are hard wired to vote the same as their fathers voted for. Dictatorship is coming from the EU when they get the Treaty passed. Then voting for your local clown wont make any difference.
September 10th, 2009 @ 10:16 am
No one voted for Clowen,the weasel flew the coop and he inherited the mess he created thru his incompitnace as Minister for Finance,he has no mandate and has not been elected to his position,he is like King John in Robin Hood..a Phoney King… Off with his head etc..
September 10th, 2009 @ 10:29 am
Know what you mean Twenty, bit like kids playing Xboxes on the couch and never going out to climb trees or push boundaries.
September 10th, 2009 @ 10:31 am
JASUS – D’YE MEAN MAGGOT WILL END UP LORD OF THE UNIVERSE IF THERE’S A VOTE ON IT???? :0
September 10th, 2009 @ 10:32 am
I agree. Put all X-Boxes in trees. Then we might get a decent government.
September 10th, 2009 @ 10:39 am
If Fianna Fail candidates stood outside polling stations beating old people, burning ambulances and frying babies on a pyre of taxpayers money, stupid cunts would still go in and vote for them.
It’s not apathy, it’s insanity that rules.
September 10th, 2009 @ 10:43 am
I already am Gluey!
September 10th, 2009 @ 10:53 am
If Fianna Fail candidates stood outside polling stations beating old people, burning ambulances and frying babies on a pyre of taxpayers money, stupid cunts would still go in and vote for them.
It’s not apathy, it’s insanity that rules.
I think/hope the final generation of fuckwits who vote FF cos their parents voted FF is dying out though.
Maybe this should be encouraged…
September 10th, 2009 @ 10:53 am
as a great man once said: “Your guilty consciences may make you vote Democratic, but secretly you all yearn for a Republican president to lower taxes, brutalize criminals, and rule you like a king!”
September 10th, 2009 @ 11:03 am
That may have been true but what happens when the King turns out to be shite at even those basic criteria…with added poverty too…
September 10th, 2009 @ 11:31 am
Your guilty consciences may make you vote Democratic, but secretly you all yearn for a Republican president to lower taxes, brutalize criminals, and rule you like a king!”
Sideshow Bob for Minister for Memorable Quotes
September 10th, 2009 @ 11:31 am
APATHY!
September 10th, 2009 @ 11:35 am
“Begin The Thawing of Bill Hicks!”
September 10th, 2009 @ 11:39 am
We don’t know whether to be like the US or more like the EU. The US being unbridled capitalism and the EU being more socialist in ethos.
We need to decide which model we want for Ireland. Being an open exposed economy means you can grow very fast but it also means you collapse even faster. With a more managed economy like Nordic countries, you manage the needs of the people as the economy develops (e.g., build schools to match needs instead of giving tax breaks to developers to build hotels we can’t sustain).
September 10th, 2009 @ 12:02 pm
We need to discover that Leitrim is sitting about a billion barrels of oil a day. That’s our only chance.
September 10th, 2009 @ 12:09 pm
Our only chance to be re-annexed by Britain you mean..
“Cough..well we explained to Dev that the whole “Independance” thing was just temporary,to see you you would get on..”
September 10th, 2009 @ 12:13 pm
is there a correlation between the rise of blogging and the fall of trade in pubs? Has blogging replaced talking shite in pubs?
Present company excepted, obviously…
September 10th, 2009 @ 12:19 pm
If the United Kingdom changed its name to the United Chiefdoms and got rid of their Royal family, then I’d consider a union with them.
But only if we brought back bawdy wenches and brazen hussies and ale houses in the middle of forests where merry men could enjoy said bawdy wenches and brazen hussies.
Oh hang on, that’s Temple Bar.
September 10th, 2009 @ 12:51 pm
A better name would be Chavcrass…
I propse this as the new name for (not so) Great Britain…
Long Live Chavcrass..
September 10th, 2009 @ 2:33 pm
One should always remember that our governments are supposed to work for us. With that in mind, I propose a new rule for Irish elections. Each candidate for Taoseach has to make 10 election promises prior to the vote, no more and no less one promise for each toe on his feet. And after four years, he gets to keep both or neither.
September 10th, 2009 @ 3:04 pm
“I love the internet but it’s made us lazy cunts.”
*cough
I beg to differ
http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=iw7mok&s=3
http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=vrvhu1&s=3
September 10th, 2009 @ 3:04 pm
Genius.
September 10th, 2009 @ 3:17 pm
I got my new home, a cleaning lady, got rid old furniture and TV and got a girlfriend, all from the one website.
September 10th, 2009 @ 3:58 pm
Was it Craigslist per chance?
September 10th, 2009 @ 4:24 pm
*googles craigslist*
September 10th, 2009 @ 4:39 pm
Heh..
September 10th, 2009 @ 4:42 pm
Fianna Fail have only not been in power for 16 years since countries inception. Maybe if we gave the other cunts a crack at running things they mightn’t turn out to be such cunts.
September 10th, 2009 @ 5:46 pm
Nah they’re all cunts. Anyway Fine Gael are just a spare Fianna Fail. They’re just the other network of cowboys for when FF get tired and need to rest.
To get ahead in this country and get rich you have to be a cunt.
September 11th, 2009 @ 1:51 am
No Holemaster! That’s wrong!
To get rich in this country you need to give head and have a cunt.
September 11th, 2009 @ 2:00 am
No, wait a minute…
It’s rich that we have a head of the country who’s a cunt.