Prices may be falling but are they falling enough for you and your family? Here’s a bargain that should help.
Yesterday it was reported that a horse was sold in Smithfield market for just €8. It wasn’t the greatest horse but apparently it had succulent looking ribs. €8 for a whole horse! Do you know how much eatin’ there is on one of those? You don’t? Go ask a French person then. They’ll set you right, the pony scoffing cunnies.
Mmmm, Horse d’oeuvres so good they’ll be nagging to share-gar.
“Nothing like a bit of horse, cock.” (Manc accent)
That is you out of the pony club Mr Glitter.
What’s the best way to cook horse.
In a fryup? Or maybe a stirrup?
Ah, that’s shite… sorry
Where in the USA do female horses come from?
Filly.
They say that Mary Harney bought it as a tasty mane course but the meat tasted awfoal. And it gave her the trots.
heh
Did you see that new film with Keanu Reeves where he’s on this horse that if it goes below 50mph it explodes?
It’s called Steed.
I ate horse flesh in Belgium one time. Then again, I ate human flesh in Armagh. Guess which one tasted like chicken.
I’d the kids who sold that horse are in hiding but not furlong.
Very punny.
If a horses ass bought the horse and then ate the horses ass, would that make him a cannibal?
Thought horse prices were always quoted in guineas? This calls for a stewards’ enquiry.
Me Da told me to never look a gift horse in the mouth but crap ones are ok.
nah you shouldn’t eat horse…..it gives you the trots……
come on!
..you’d be a horse of a man if you could shite on the run. Or so I’m told.
Quelle puns, laughed meself hoarse!
That’s the mane thing, Conan