Comments on: Commission on Taxation

By: The Doodle

The Doodle — Tue, 08 Sep 2009 13:03:51 +0000

This post is a good example why I fucking can not stand Obama – most if not all of his “programs” – logical conclusions (there is a OxyMoron for ya – in that the only logical conclusion is that the whole fucking thing is illogical) will be a bridge to this same tax everything situation.

By: Holemaster

Holemaster — Mon, 07 Sep 2009 19:12:56 +0000

I heard Brian Cowen is a member of the ACC Bank ‘Golden Circle’. Wonder how that Garda investigation is going.

By: Magoo

Magoo — Mon, 07 Sep 2009 17:39:06 +0000

Why not tax stuff we want to see less of instead of stuff we need like property and water…back hair tax, untidy pubes tax, unsightly rash tax, tax for stupid looking cars with more than one exhaust and pointless handly things,big knicker tax,etc

By: Sean R

Sean R — Mon, 07 Sep 2009 17:33:58 +0000

Does the government get that we hate them already, what moron is gonna try implementing a fart tax? Perhaps Lenihan will collect it at source? Wouldn’t Harney be better at that tho?
Twenty’s offering paint stripper for all, and a ring-side seat at his ditch to witness the carnage!

Seriously tho, isn’t the problem that all sorts of taxes are based on consumption, and clever citizens have voted with their pocket books already by not spending… the report doesn’t seem to get that issue.

By: Mosheen

Mosheen — Mon, 07 Sep 2009 16:59:53 +0000

Maxi’s feared masturbation tax might be the Whacks Tax and provided it was successful it would be followed by the Climax tax. This could be the result of fantasizing about large breasted girls paying their Rack tax.
Sorry I’m overdoing it..where do I pay my Wisecrack Tax?

By: el cuno

el cuno — Mon, 07 Sep 2009 16:51:32 +0000

In other news…
Conor Lenihan has suggested a blacks tax.
Linen manufacturers fear a flax tax.
Tayto lobbying againt the Snax tax.
Bin Laden appalled at suggested terrorist attacks tax.

By: Twenty Major

Twenty Major — Mon, 07 Sep 2009 16:20:02 +0000

Would going to the toilet necessitate a Jacks tax?

By: maggot

maggot — Mon, 07 Sep 2009 16:10:10 +0000

I’d hate to see Cadbury swallowed up by the Yanks – a great Quaker company that were in their day revolutionary employers – Bourneville village etc.
John Cadbury led the campaign to stop sending boys up chimneys and founded the Animals Friend Society, a forerunner of the RSPCA.

By: Lung the Younger

Lung the Younger — Mon, 07 Sep 2009 16:02:52 +0000

Later the government will be levying a variety of novelty taxes so that we can all have a good chuckle while seeing or life savings disappear into shyster bailouts. These will include a taxation for lumberjacks, a new tax for office equipment and pinboard use and as Maxi and Ass-p-U rightly pointed there will be a tax for using bogroll and venting your scrotum.

These will be respectively referred to as the Ax Tax, the Fax Tax, the Tacks Tax, the Cacks tax and of course the sack Tax.

By: The Mowl

The Mowl — Mon, 07 Sep 2009 15:13:22 +0000

Maxi granted we could make a fortune on the moaning tax, but the suppliers to the fatties of this and the next generation clearly want to hang on grimly to their fat cunt clientele..

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/business/8241056.stm