No wonder they got banned
From today’s Daily Mirror:
Chelsea facing new Fifa rap over poaching 11-year-old
It puts me in mind of something my grandfather said to me many years ago. “If you cook children you’d better be prepared to take the punishment”.
I’ve never forgotten that.



September 5th, 2009 at 12:35 pm
The Chelsea ban and the Arsenal punishment has made me a happy bunny indeed! All I want now is Manchester Utd to get a slap – a life ban for Rooney would do nicely.
What do you think about this Wenger chant/Amazon row Twenty ?
September 5th, 2009 at 12:36 pm
Not a fan of poaching? Not even with a nice Hollandaise sauce?
September 5th, 2009 at 12:40 pm
Eggs, fine. 11 year olds, a little gamey for my taste.
maggot – you wouldn’t be happy unless all footballers were sent to an island never to return
September 5th, 2009 at 12:44 pm
Hell no – I’m a Spurs fan Twenty!
September 5th, 2009 at 12:46 pm
Christ …
September 5th, 2009 at 12:47 pm
You must be happy with the start to the season.
Still, the only way is down from here.
September 5th, 2009 at 12:47 pm
Drinking coffee from a giant Spurs mug as I enjoy your offerings!
September 5th, 2009 at 2:59 pm
OK, so I’ll admit that I’m no football fan, but I always thought that team were called ‘Spursnil’
September 5th, 2009 at 3:12 pm
Cunt!
September 5th, 2009 at 3:17 pm
haha
September 6th, 2009 at 8:24 am
I thought Wenger was partial to an 11 year old boy now and again?
September 6th, 2009 at 9:46 am
FAVA BEANS….MMMMMMMH!
September 6th, 2009 at 5:47 pm
spurs are like your shit uncle
September 6th, 2009 at 6:05 pm
Names are going in the book here.
September 6th, 2009 at 6:15 pm
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September 6th, 2009 at 6:30 pm
^^^ It’s a trap baited with not the nine o’clock news!
September 6th, 2009 at 7:34 pm
It is a funny sketch but a sneeky trick alright,if you want to believe that a Biscuit turns into jesus,work away…
September 7th, 2009 at 9:21 am
You know what grandads are like, sometimes they get things a little mixed up…..a bird with a bush is worth two or three without a bush or there’s no fireside like a whore’s fireside, or take care of the pennies and you won’t need to worry about kidney dialysis.
September 7th, 2009 at 9:59 am
Have Chelski an alibi for 3rd may 2007 ?
September 7th, 2009 at 10:04 am
Poached 11-year old in a wrap? Sounds delicious.
Nice serving suggestion, FIFA.
Keep up the good work!