So 85% of the country thinks Brian Cowen is a useless cunt. No surprise, is it?
I did a poll this afternoon in Ron’s.
93% of people believe that far less than 85% of people would think Brian Cowen was a useless cunt if he didn’t look like a swamp beast dressed in the worst fitting suit anyone could find.
60% of people think that the other 15% are seriously mentally disturbed.
15% of people would like to see John Waters and Kevin Myers fight to the death. Wearing nappies.
100% of people thought I should shut the fuck up and have another pint.
Or two.
Shitting fuck, I can’t believe only 15% of respondents were in favour of the nappied deathmatch between those two NONCES Myers & Waters.
Presumably the winner then has to do battle with a 2-ton adult bull walrus?
Sorry, that should have read 75%, not 15%. Fear not.
Did you have enough people in the pub to make the results statistically relevant, or is it a Sunday Independent ring a few fellas you know type poll?
I want to believe your poll.
Me, Jimmy the Bollix, Ron, Stinking Pete and some bloke nobody had ever seen before.
A baby boy?
Y’know when they say for example the Gerry CUNTASS Ryan show has 58000 listeners or whatever.
Don’t they just judge that on taking a poll of certain households? the same households they do every year?
So effectively, isn’t it all a pile of shit?
You know – here – and I know you guys really give 2 shits or shites about here – only 35% of Americans can identify Wyoming on a Map of the states with the Boarders outlines and no state names.
This would be the equivalent of asking an Irishmen to look at a Map of Ireland and have the Cities of Dublin, Limerick, and Galaway marked with and X, and then only having 35% of them able to pick out Limerick.
I believe that people – in general – everywhere – are fucking moron’s… It’s the only explanation for the Cunts- and I love being able to say Cunt without people losing their fucking minds like they do here – its the only explanation for the Cunts that get into office.
I mean I understand how 2 intelligent people can have completely different views, I am not saying that there is a monopoly on the truth – however I at least would like to see the test results before any of them is allowed to run for office.
Yup, i’m coming to that conclusion too.
People are fucking idiots.
On a side note, i’d just like to say that Gerry Ryan is the embodiment of everything that is wrong with this country.
A big fat greedy bullshitter with a giant ego.
AND AN UGLY FUCKING FACE.
KILL HIM! KILL HIM!
So what is the real name of Ron’s?
Try Con’s
Why most people are idiots:
1. Because we no longer need to know anything in order to survive.
2. Junk food is very cheap and it can be delivered (no need to cook)
3. Most countries are now almost exactly the same – homogenization
4. You could drive to the edge of any town or city and find the same fast food, homecare and cinema outlets – Everyone eats, watches and sits on the same stuff.
5. No point in thinking anymore, it’s done for you – Rupert Murdoch
6. We all have the same TV shows, game shows.
7. The internet – Google and Wiki anything you don’t know.
The problem I have with these Polls is that the people who are willing to be polled on the telephone at half five in the evening are either lonely and depressed or completely fucking mad…
stay the fuck away from gerry ryan, im saving him for some extra special attention come the day.
I’m just back from Jockland , Alex Salmond is close in the ugly stakes and just as big a cunt. I wonder if they are related ?
Twenty Major Says:
September 3rd, 2009 at 3:05 pm
Me, Jimmy the Bollix, Ron, Stinking Pete and some bloke nobody had ever seen before.
Good enough for me.
Holemaster you are spot on.
“No point in thinking anymore, it’s done for you – Rupert Murdoch”….
Shouldn’t that be “no point in being a pig ignorant, fascist, money grubbing cunt anymore, it’s done for you….”?
When surveyed 17% of women said they liked men with skinny legs, 28% of women liked men with sturdy legs and 55% of women said they preferred something in between.
Not entirely unrelated to what Holemaster was saying:im not a big fan of O’Doherty but he hits the nail on the head with this one
http://tinyurl.com/ktg8hy
Reasons to cringe about being Irish sometimes
opinions are like assholes …
Everyone has one
Reasons to cringe about being Irish sometimes
Only sometimes ? ( couldn’t resist)
true! well spotted..