Monthly Archives: September 2009
Hahaha, I am laughing, but it’s a laugh of not glee
Sometimes the morning paper reads like a comedy print-out. Not quite funny enough to the The Onion but Irish enough to make you laugh. For example: Siptu seeks 3.5% pay increase for health staff. Brilliantly execution of the classic ‘Everyone … Continue reading
5
Fuck, just realised this blog is 5 years old today. I’m happy that from shit beginnings I’ve made it even more shit. I like it when I achieve my goals. I should do a top 10 cunts or something from … Continue reading
A new programme for government
Fianna Fail and the Greens are going to begin talks today on a new programme for government. No, seriously. They are. This is like Hitler and Co sitting down to being talks a new programme for holocaust. Here’s an idea, … Continue reading
In time to come
“Good evening, Nikolajs”, I say as I sit down at my familiar seat at the bar. “Hello to you Major Twenty”, said Nikolajs. “What will it be that you are having for the drink?” “A pint of the usual please”. … Continue reading
Irish people – we like to be raped
Taoiseach defends former FAS chief It’s quite clear neither Cowen or any of his moronic minions have the faintest idea what people think about this. Actually, I’m sure they do. They just don’t give a shit. Coughlan should be out … Continue reading
Conversationy
“You there!” “Who, me?” “Yes, you. We’ve discovered you have been diddling your expenses”. “You have?” “Yes, we very much have”. “Oh dear”. “Oh dear is right. We know you’ve been flying first class, staying in top hotels, junketing your … Continue reading
Ronnie McGrew – On Guinness on Arthur’s Day
On the 250th anniversary of Guinness, Ronnie McGrew shares some of his memories of the greatest pint on earth.
Dream Academy III
“Twenty”, said Dirty Dave supping a pint of Bloody Mary (made with real blood – pig’s, btw) in Ron’s last night. “I’ve been having a series of weird dreams and I was hoping you could use your wisdom and knowledge … Continue reading
Cunt off JC Decaux
JC Decaux are the French firm who gave Dublin a few bockety for-hire bicycles in return for advertising space which will net them hundreds of thousands of euros every year, at least. Now they’ve issued a ‘cease and desist’ to … Continue reading
Defending yourself in your own home
Paddy Barry, 82 years of age, died after being beaten in his own home. What a way for an old man to go. No doubt he’d been through times in his life when things were rough but you get to … Continue reading
Paddy Barry, 82 years of age, died after being beaten in his own home. What a way for an old man to go. No doubt he’d been through times in his life when things were rough but you get to that age and you’ve gotta think you’ve seen the worst of it. Maybe there’s an illness coming but that’s perhaps an inevitability of age.
What you don’t expect is to be beaten, fatally, in your own house. I already spoke about how people who would do something like that are a stain on society. Honestly, I think there are certain things humans do which should illustrate that they do not belong in what we consider decent society. They forfeit the right to live among the rest of us who at least try to behave with a modicum of decency. We try and rehabilitate them to show how decent we are when we would be better off ridding ourselves of them altogether.
That’s besides the point though. The sad fact is that if an 82 year old man is attacked in his own home by three animals there’s not much he can do to protect himself.
But what about you or I? If someone broke into our home and we defended ourselves, our property, it’s possible for the burglar to take a civil case against us if we cause him harm. If attacked in our homes should we not be allowed to defend ourselves without fear of prosecution or being sued?
I’m not talking about using lethal force, only farmers have shotguns after all, but if somebody is on my property or in my home trying to steal my stuff then I should be allowed protect myself. I should be allowed, if I am capable, of kicking the fucking shit out of him. If I swing a golf club at him and break his arm that’s his fault. If he hadn’t been on my property then he would not be injured. Cause and effect.
A Fine Gael bill which proposed to protect homeowners from prosecution or civil action was rejected last week by the government who said it should become a ‘licence to kill’. They really a pack of dramatic cunts. Nobody is talking about killing people, although you would certainly feel like doing it under certain circumstances, but simply having the right to protect yourself, your family, your property, your goods, without having to worry about the so-called ‘rights’ of the criminal.
So, your thoughts. Should we be allowed ‘defend’ ourselves in our own home? Shouldn’t a burglar be responsible for what happens to him when he illegally enters somebody’s property? Would it go some way to making them think twice before they carried out a robbery if they knew they might end up his hospital? Should householders be able to use a weapon, like a taser, if threatened in their own homes?
Well?