Monthly Archives: August 2009
Eircom are fucking pussies
So after pressure from record companies such as EMI, Sony Music, Universal Music and Warners (no doubt K-Tel and Ronco are in there too), Eircom will block access to the Pirate Bay from September 1st. However, other ISPs are not … Continue reading
Cuntballers
A Cuntballer©® is a mix between two footballers who are both cunts. Please see the poorly Photoshopped evidence below for more: If you can contribute one you can display images in the comments by using the ‘add images’ link at … Continue reading
Things my Dad uses but I don’t
Last night I got to thinking about stuff my Dad uses or used in the past that I never have and probably never will. Such as: A tie rack on the inside of his wardrobe on which to hang his … Continue reading
We’re going Roman
I have recently been watching the Historical and not at all fictional show Rome. It is set in Rome and there are lots of Romans in it. There are also some Jews but that’s not important right now. Anyway, the … Continue reading
Ronnie McGrew – The Ultimate Collection
The Ronnie McGrew – ‘My Dublin’ sketches appeared first on The Irish Sentinel. In the interests of handiness and all that, here’s the full collection, to listen to here or download direct. You can find Ronnie’s bio here. Click through … Continue reading
The new 2FM schedule
6am – 9am : Dave Lee Travis 9am – 12pm : Gerry Ryan 12pm – 2.30 : Steve Wright in the afternoon 2.30 – 5pm : Declan Meehan & Bob Gallico 5pm – 7pm : Oooh, Gary Davies 7pm – … Continue reading
Breakfast
Ever get tired of the same old things for breakfast. Toast. Fry. Cereal. Cold pizza from last night? And don’t even get me started on a ‘continental breakfast’ which is a cup of coffee and a really strong cigarette. We … Continue reading
Make Friday less shit – 1
As Friday is now officially the worst day on the internet of all time, perhaps some kind of sharing is in order. To help others pass the time please provide links in the comments to games, videos, amusing websites or … Continue reading
Another world
The air swirled around his head, alive with colours and shapes and patterns. A tinted houndstooth kaleidoscope which morphed, changed, twisted and buckled into nothingness the more he looked. He breathed deeply. This was heavy. This was the kind of … Continue reading
RTE’s new schedule
via @unarocks “Victoria and Shane’s Garden follows rock wife Victoria Mary Clarke as she tries to get husband Shane McGowan to live The Good Life.” “The Savage Eye : Satirical and often surreal examination of subjects close to the hearts … Continue reading
via @unarocks
- “Victoria and Shane’s Garden follows rock wife Victoria Mary Clarke as she tries to get husband Shane McGowan to live The Good Life.”
- “The Savage Eye : Satirical and often surreal examination of subjects close to the hearts of the Irish people with Dave McSavage
- Karl Spain Wants to Rock! – Karl Spain searches for Ireland’s greatest hard-rock tribute band.
- Podge & Rodge’s Stickit Inn – Every Tuesday night Podge & Rodge host a quiz with a difference from their new hangout The Stickit Inn
You know, I always liked those posts where you made up potential TV shows. For example:
- Gay Burns – former Late, Late Show host talks to pyromaniac homosexuals who like to set each others balls on fire
- Mooney and the Moonies – Derek Mooney goes undercover to join weirdo religion, the Moonies and bites off more than he can chew
- Seoige girls – Gráinne and Síle travel to Vegas to work as pole dancers in a hilarious new rom-com-reality show
But now RTE have gone and spoiled it by making their real schedule even more ridiculous than I can make up.
Spoilsports.