Signs you are in the depths of a recession:
- Increased unemployment
- People believing the side of the road is the place to dump an old TV
- Swathes of ‘for rent’ signs on shops in decent locations
- The inability to go anywhere without hearing or reading about the Current Economic Climate
- The return of football violence
Last night’s game between West Ham and Milwall saw the return of the kind of violence that was prevelant in the 70s and 80s until football fans discovered watching games while mashed on a couple of snow white doves meant you weren’t in the mood for fighting.
But it’s not a new breed of hooligan. It’s the fat old men who were the fat young men of the 80s. Buster Bloodvessel meets Ray Winstone. Sure there were some who followed suit but it was mainly the stupid old cunts trying to relive the glory days.
Fat old men swinging punches. Fat old men taunting police. Fat old men who will get a baton in the face, no less than they deserve, and the oldness and the fatness will bring about a heart attack and there’ll be one less fat old man but one new martyr.
With attendances at many clubs dwindling due to extortionate prices the last thing football needs is a return to this kind of shit. But it’s inevitable. It’s a recession.
The best way to deal with it is to round up all the hooligans, let them invade the pitch, hand them swords and scythes and saps and let them have at each other. Sky can package it as UFH (Ultimate Fighting Hooligans) and eventually there’ll only be a few left, hopefully horribly maimed like Joleon Lescott or Carlos Tevez.
By the time they’re finished the economic recovery will be well underway, or at least a new synthetic drug will have been created that brings back the love, and we can get football back.
Till then I’m worried.
I know we are meant to be disgusted by this, but I love watching the fat cunts knocking lumps out of each other..
*hand them swords and scythes and saps and let them have at each other*
Then let the lions in.
“Then let the lions in”
I like your thinking.
How about letting the police on the pitch in those chariots with the blades attached to the axles like on Ben Hur.
Then let the lions in.
Milwall every time?
When Hooligans Go Bad!
When I first lived in SE London I went to watch Millwall a few times them being the local club. I eventually as you do got to know some of these fat cunts as you call them. I cannot stress the bad blood between West ham and Millwall, it made old firm games in the eighties (which I also attended) look like a nineties e fuelled love-in. The rivalry goes back to the 19th century and has escalated over the years . The most recent bad blood was caused by the death of a young fan, who was allegedly thrown off the tube. However, over the years the facts have been lost so each side blames the other. The hate is still there though and trust me it is one of the scariest moments being coaught up in that shit.
I’ve just seen it on Sky Sports News. I’m pretty sure that was Mary Harney gnawing on the leg of a police horse.
PP – yeah, West Ham v Milwall is not a game for all the family. Especially in the evening when all the cunts have been drinking all day.
Radge – that poor hose. Her saliva is acidic.
I live near the Drogheda Utd ground. Last Friday evening approx 70 Drogheda fans chased about 30 Cork fans down my road wielding sticks and golf clubs. Some Drogs caught a Cork fan and knocked shit out of him with golf clubs. The mini riot lasted for about 15 mins. No Gardai were on the scene and nothing made the local papers this week. It’s not just the UK lads it’s happening here too.
Oh, so it’s not actually part of the game?
Maybe the FA should introduce an alternative scoring system for the recession – police and local A&E departments awarding points to the winning side, off the pitch.
“Then let the lions in.”
great plan. with any luck the football scum will cream those rugby playing gimps before annihilating each other
http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/science-%26-technology/police-to-explain-why-they-stopped-football-fans-from–killing-each-other-200908262009/
it’s all so exciting….might have to go and read some Irvine Welsh again…..just ban shitty stone island jackets and the problem is half solved…..of and danny dyer…..he needs banned too……cunt
Go to a rugby match.
Much more civilised and real.
But fuck off if you are looking for trouble.
Saw Ray Winstone on some commercial the other day. He looked 75 easily.
Stone?
Nick Love needs to be banned,or was all that bother lastnight just publicity for his new film..the talentless cunt..
http://www.traileraddict.com/trailer/the-firm-2009/teaser-trailer
I bet Elijah Wood was nowhere near the punching, the little cunt
Saw the Millwall away lot in action at Ashton Gate a few years ago. Small stuff compared to last night, still not pretty though. Especially when City got a late winner, 3-2, sweet fucking night that was.
Apparently it was nearly all Hammers last night though.
As for Drogs and Cork, both clubs should’ve been relegated for the financial issues, the cunts.
My thoughts exactly, no coincidence that this is back at this time. People are jobless, bored and poorer, violence is a bit of cheap entertainment.
As long as they keep it “in the family”, I don’t really mind it. Even better if Danny Dyer gets a few smacks for being the shitweasel he is.
do u not think there to fuckin old to be at that crack the fat cunts
It was way more entertaining and surreal back in the days when they all had shag-cut Rod Stewart mullets
Picture this: In a pub in New Cross on matchday, me a couple of mates surrounded by about thirty 40/50 year olds all about 5’8″ 16+ stone, bald, wearing puffa jackets. I shouts for three lagers, place goes quiet “eez a fahkin Sweaty ain’t ee the cahnt” shouts someone , response from barman “Nah, mate eez as sound as a pound , not like eez a N***** or anyfink”. Lots of laughter, smell of testosarone off them smell of shit from me.
those millwall and westham fucks should stick to playing with themselfs the fat baldie cunts because they cant play football
heh, PP.
old horse – you make a very valid point
Know a lad who went down to that match, said it was the best football match he’d ever been to. He completely glossed over the stabbing, and just went with the glory, it’s kinda sad really.
all thoes fuck heads should be sent to baghdad and their fans should be sent to limerick
Its like when you were at school …
There was always the hard men on the playground and in the class disrupting everyone and getting 30/100 in everything …
They have a bita status then ….coz its within a microcosm of what you think at that time is society
However when these lads grow up and find out they can never be the big men in society coz the lads who got the a’s in school and went on to college and got good jobs are the real big men then they will decend into animalistic tribal behaviour to regain there lost manhood …hence the wanting and desire for status within an underclass that society can never accept or respect
Do people actually follow Milwall for the Football?? The Main problem is half these fucks are constipated, all they want is the shit kicked out of them literally, why else would a fat balding walking heart attack want to fight. I’m sure if i was constantly full of shit, I’d lose my hair, gain weight and eventually after trying unsuccessfully for many years of fingering my own arsehole to loosen the load, I’d pray for some Angel from West ham to kick the shit out of me….that’s my reasonable conclusion.
And Twenty wants GAA banned because some fat bogman shat himself in his pub, but is happy to hand out drugs when something happens at a soccer game in London. Words fail me.
Shock Horror: Football scumbags behave like football scumbags.