Jackhammer Man, outside my house every day this week. Doing what a Jackhammer Man does. Yep, Jackhammering.
GudungGundungGudungGundungGudungGundung
GudungGundungGudungGundungGudungGundung
Angle Grinder man, working in tandem with Jackhammer Man, grinding angles. The incessant shriek of metal on concrete.
Screeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Jackhammer Man and Angle Grinder Man. Buddies. Comrades in arms. Filling the air with hubub and the dust of construction.
GudungGundungGudungGundungGudungGundung Screeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee GudungGundungGudungGundungGudungGundung
Never in the late afternoon, never at midday, never at mid-morning, always first thing. Their machines on a timer. It’s 8am – it’s time to start Jackhammering and Angle Grinding. We care not for folk who might be trying to sleep or even those who are awake and merely trying to ease themselves into the day.
Nobody can touch us. We are all powerful. We Hammer, We Grind.
GudungGundungScreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeGudungGundung
Listen to the beautiful music we make. Behold the cacophony of sound. Bow down to the righteous and constructive dissonance for nothing, NOTHING, can prevent Jackhammer Man and Angle Grinder Man doing what it is they do best.
Nothing, that is, apart from Steal Your Tools While You Go On Lunch Man.
GudungScreeeeeeeee that you fucking cunts.
The lengths some people will go to to make everyone think they have a big tool..
Fuck off you whinger. At least there’s someone working
They can fuck off and work somewhere else
i’ve never seen so much work being done to the streets as this last week, does the new budget year start in september?
john cage would be proud of such dissonance. fucker would probably make a symphony of it
John Cage wrote 4’33” ,four minutes 33 seconds of a penist sitting at a piano in silence(using a stop watch)-he’d never approve of that noise.You could always play it on repeat through headphones
he also used found sounds, tape loops and a prepared piano. in 4’33″ the audience are supposed to provide the sound for the piece, so even though there are no notes on the score there is sound
What a load of cunt
“What a load of cunt”
maybe so but those arty farty types go mad for that shit
It’s not a load of cunt, trying not to fart for 4 minutes 33 seconds is marvellous for toning one’s sphincter I’ll have you know. Tch.
Yeah but you wouldn’t release it on an album
There is good reason why the work is done in the morning and not after lunch. When I worked on site most of the full timers were off to the pub for a liquid lunch. There are more alky’s working on site then any other industry as far as I can tell.
As soon as they’re finished digging up the place, Eircom will be around to dig up the same hole and after they leave Bord Gais will…etc, etc, etc
Remeber Henry Street?
When did Johnny Cage find the time to write music?
“Yeah but you wouldn’t release it on an album”
http://www.mrmethane.com/xmas-farts-album/
i just bought washing machine by sonic youth havent listened to it yet, could be a load of cunt. does anyone else think they are an incredibly over rated band. i got day dream nation a few years ago after i was told “its the album ever”
it was not the best album ever
8 AM! Look on the bright side, you don’t have to spring for an alarm clock.
Anglegrinders, jackhammers—fat boy slim
They’re doing it outside my window, too. Sons of bastards.