Loving these stories going around about Lady Gaga being a hermaphrodite. There’s a YouTube video of her/him at Glastonbury and when he/she gets off an on-stage moped you can apparently catch a glimpse of its rather protuberant genitals. This has led many to speculate that Lady Gaga is in fact Lad Gaga as well as Lady Gaga.
Complete and utter nonsense of course but it fills me with hope for the new generation. That such a story has grown such legs in an era of instant proof is fantastic.
Because the internet has ruined the pop myth that many of us grew up with. Imagine how boring life would have been back in the day if some fucker had just been able to Google and say “That’s a lie, Marc Almond did not get rushed to hospital with 8 pints of horse spunk in his stomach”.
I suspect, depending on the school, the quantity of spunk and the source of the spunk were variable but it was definitely Marc Almond and he definitely had to have his stomach pumped
Urban legend, undoubtedly, but one which was impossible to disprove. The kids these days are missing out on such things. I mean, if we were to start one of the following rumours …
- The Kings of Leon are breaking up because one of the brothers was caught sucking the cock of the other brothers
- Lily Allen had to undergo surgery to remove a large dildo from her anus after suffering from rectal tightening and it took the doctors 15 hours to do it
- **** ********** likes to freeze her own poo then get frigged with it
… nobody would believe us. Firstly because the minute any celeb does anything it finds its way onto one of the celeb gossip sites. They’ll leak pictures of themselves having a shite to get publicity, and anyway we have all the information we need at our fingertips. If a certain thing happened it’d take mere nano-seconds for it to spread around the world via blogs, Twatter and everything else.
So I salute Lad Gaga and Lady Gaga, if (s)he’s any sense she won’t even contemplate denying it despite its obvious falseness. A little mystique goes a long way.
When I were a lad there were loads of rumours about Charlie Watts.
when i think of a woman with mystique i generally don’t think that she might have a cock.
That kings of Leon story is actually true though.
see here : http://www.rte.ie/news/2009/0812/kingsofleon.html
Yeah! Let’s hack Snopes! I hate it when some f*cker replies to my emails with a ‘Well actually…..’ and provides the link to the Snopes article disproving that Mary Harney is a nice, considerate, caring person with the good health and well being of the entire country in her mandate!
Mandate? Sorry I meant Mangina!
little bow wow is gay. google it, some funny shit.
gay incest would only make the kings cooler.
http://www.mariannefaithfull.com/marsbar_up_fanny.jpg
http://www.rolling stones.co.uk/mick_and_keith69.gif
Poor old Marc Almond. Jimi Somerville was also supposedly a big fan of equine jizz…Ah, the innocence.
Not to mention the whole “had 4 ribs removed so he could……….” story. That one went around for a while.
Oh yeah, I remember the ribs one. Who was that about? Almond again?
One of the ones which shocked me most was 2Unlimited dying in a bus crash. Only because it didn’t happen though.
Kings Of Leon to break up as they have run out of Ideas…
They went on to Make 2 more albums…
The Ribs one was about Prince..
Michael Jackson dies at 50. What the fuck was that all about? Never saw a dicky bird about that one ever again, did we? How do these things start?
Of course Marc Almond didn’t have four gallons of horse spunk pumped from his stomach.
It was Dave Gahan from Depeche Mode.
“I never!”
She’s not a hermaphrodite, it’s way worse than that..
http://tinyurl.com/r6ftqm
It’d be nice to think the Lady Gaga story is true because then she really could go fuck herself.
Po-po-po-poke myself, po-po-poke myself.
Lisa Stansfield! I once saw her having a pint in the Thing Mote, she looked quite normal. (More normal than I probably did, back in those days.) You ever have a pint with Lisa Stansfield in the Thing Mote, Twenty?
Went on the piss with Bez and his brother once..he got thrown out of Slatterys on Capel street(pre-renovation)..good night..
Off to bed?
I never did Daithi.
There was old Stevie Nicks story too – about how she used to take her coke. Or have her coke administered to her, I should say.
Anything scurrilous about Damien Rice ?
It turns out he’s actually a giant vagina. An actual one. Seriously.
I had to look up that stevie nicks one : http://www.independent.ie/national-news/when-the-highs-and-lows-of-pop-music-start-to-blur-1756666.html
I’ll bet Peadar has shagged him then .
My tits are bigger than Lady GaGas and I’m a bloke. Proof positive, I’d say.
If ********** shags herself with frozen poo and it starts to thaw during the process, the front of her will smell like the back of her. Oh,wait, it already does.
Surely it should be Lord Gaga?
Whatever, she’s a complete bag of shite, and hopefully as disposable as all that crap she wears on her… her. She’s Timmy Mallett to the Noughties.
http://cookhamwanderers.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/windowslivewritertimmyhitsthegreencarpet-f5a3shrek3241.jpg
Maggot, I’m very fussy about what I shag.
However a man size vagina does sound interesting
Think back Peadar – when drunk can you remember having what you thought was a dream of falling ?
When I was in school the big story was Richard Gere caught with a gerbil up his ass.
Yeah, we got that one too.
Wasn’t it the other way round ? Gerbil found with Richard Gere up it’s ass ?
it was richard gerbil caught with gear up his ass round our neck of the wooods.
so where is the Mary Lou connection ?
There’s a rumour flying around Toronto that Irish men have the biggest knobs.
I started it by taking a true statement and changed the word ‘elect’ for ‘have’.
Lads, if you’re planning on going to Toronto watch your knobs!
There’s a rumour going around that some bloke who thinks he can fly has his eye on it.
The Pet Shop boys got their name from the (w)hole gerbilling thing, apparently.
The Marianne Faithfull Mars bar situation.
A mate of mind dressed up as Stevie Nicks at a festival earlier in the year, complete with coke/ass tube.