Things and questions

Radio ads that are actually ads for radio ads make the radio station broadcasting those ads sound desperate. Which they probably are because radio as we know it is dying.

If Doctor House is such a great doctor why does he misdiagnose the patient about 12 times per episode before he finally gets it right?

In the light of the Thomas Crown Cook affair what will stop anyone being made redundant resorting to essentially illegal methods to get themselves a bigger payout? Does it really matter what the CEO is paid if the payment being offered is well above the statutory redundancy? And isn’t there the danger that truly desperate people might resort to desperate measures?

Why do 8 out of 10 drivers not indicate at roundabouts?

What ever happened to the big huge club they opened over near Parnell Street at the height of the clubbing boom? It was around the same time as the POD and System were going and I remember attending the opening night – there were vaults and stuff. How long did that place last and what is it now?

Chafing of the inner thighs after sporting endeavour is one of the most painful things ever. Especially when the last time you bought talcum powder was 1987 and it is now a solid mass which could probably be used as plasterboard.

Anyone who prefers Murphys or Beamish to Guinness is clearly a crackpot of some kind. Correction: The worst kind.

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45 Responses to Things and questions

  1. rape-a-tron says:

    why do people say 8 or of 10 instead of 4 out of 5?

  2. Twenty Major says:

    10 is a better number than 5.

  3. divneymathers says:

    You have many questions Twenty
    but what does midiagnose mean?

  4. Twenty Major says:

    It means you’re an insufferable pedant, Divney. Yes it does.

  5. divneymathers says:

    Heh

  6. Fill3rup says:

    The Temple Theatre Twenty and it wasnt a vault it was called The Crypt.Had great potential if the boucers werent a bunch of Drug dealing cunts that let all their little rat-tail bumfluff- tached scumbag mates in…
    Although went to see Carl Cox and Green Velevet there once and it was a great night and the place was never as bad as The Asylum..

  7. blondini says:

    Can I ask a question, Twenty? Are you still smoking in Dublin bars? I’m considering emigrating to Ireland. (Obviously, the smoking bit is more important than you actually being in the bar)

  8. peadar says:

    Chafing of the inner thighs? Are you a fat cunt?

  9. Fill3rup says:

    Is see you are acing that course in councelling there Peadar
    ?

  10. Cunt says:

    @Fill3rup i was at that. green velvet’s gear broke down and he just rapped over cox’s set. the place had potential, the downstairs crypt was great. it was run by fucking scumbags though, genuine pondlife.

  11. The Beer Nut says:

    Anyone who pronounces on the relative merits of stouts without having tasted them blind is talking through their hole.

  12. Fill3rup says:

    @Cunt yeah,was a good night,back when Velvet wasnt a Born again Christian…

  13. Holemaster says:

    I was at the Temple Theatre one night. Fucking interesting night as far as I don’t remember.

  14. peadar says:

    Is see you are acing that course in councelling there Peadar?

    What? Have you been drinking?

  15. Obviously, the smoking bit is more important than you actually being in the bar

    You are so very, very wrong, blondini.

  16. Fill3rup says:

    What? Have you been drinking?

    *slaps hand off forhead* it was a humourous riposte to your “Are you a fat cunt”?” comment,in an attempt at banter i invented an imaginary scenario wherby you were doing a course to become a coucellor (you know,learning to be sympathetic and sensitive when deling with other faults and insecurities)…

    I should have just thrown up a dick joke eh Peadar?

  17. peadar says:

    Yeah i was just taking the piss out of your typo.

  18. peadar says:

    Ya fucking dick head

  19. blondini says:

    “You are so very, very wrong, blondini.”

    My sister told me that in bed last week.

  20. Fill3rup says:

    Typo’s mean natin’ to me sham…

  21. Ben Dover says:

    Twenty
    Can i ask you a question
    Nothing to do with the above subject
    Are you still banned from RTE?
    I remember reading about it a while back

  22. SAm Crea says:

    I’ve read all the comments, and now I forget the questions… Fuck it..

  23. Mark Walsh says:

    I don’t prefer Beamish to Guinness, but I enjoy both, and often it’s significantly cheaper. And I’m a broke student.

  24. Twenty Major says:

    Then you’ve got an excuse, at least.

    Ben – no idea, doubt it though.

  25. Scawgeen says:

    The most painful would have to be chaffed nipples after running a full marathon in a nylon vest, no amount of talcum or sudocreme will ease the burning/stinging pain.

  26. Irate Man says:

    ‘Enjoy both’?, do we, Mark Walsh (AKA Mr.’broke student’?

    Fuckin’ shirtlifter Lads!!
    Scatter!

  27. Will Knott says:

    I may have the building beside the POD, but isn’t it now called “Krystle”? I noticed that the “Chocolate Bar” part of the building is still called that.

  28. blondini says:

    Fuckin’ shitlifter!!
    Scat!
    Surely?

  29. “Chafing of the inner thighs after sporting endeavour is one of the most painful things ever.”

    Specially if one of the thighs isn’t yours. But lets not talk about Munster rugby players here.

  30. Twenty Major says:

    haha

    Will – you have the whole building?

    Krystal is down the street in the Russell Court hotel.

  31. Holemaster says:

    There’s a ‘big band’ style band playing down in St. Stephen’s Green. All the tourists are up dancing to it in their ruck sacks and three quarter lengths. There’s a few small herds of knackers near the trees just waiting for a wallet or camera to drop out.

  32. Fill3rup says:

    There’s a few small herds of knackers near the trees just waiting for a wallet or camera to drop out.

    Like Meercats in tracksuits…

  33. jonny friendly says:

    You question about house, the hop-a-long cunt, could indicate that you watch it for pleasure…. suerly not, suerly ta fuck not

  34. Twenty Major says:

    I am aware of the show on a conceptual basis

  35. jonny friendly says:

    bet you watch living TV… maybe thats why your a fat cunt

  36. peadar says:

    haha

  37. Liv says:

    My boyfriend is from Cork and when I want to annoy him, I tell him that Murphy’s and Guinness taste exactly the same. He never likes that very much.

  38. Liv says:

    My boyfriend is from Cork and when I want to annoy him, I tell him that Murphy’s and Guinness taste exactly the same. Untrue, obviously – but boy, he never likes that very much.

  39. Twenty Major says:

    He should be pleased. Murphy’s tastes like cow’s socks.

  40. maggot says:

    running a full marathon

    Those sort of self-indulgent cunts deserve all they get!

    Soft spot for Guinness, it’s just so British!

  41. DD says:

    As distinct from Murphys Stout, the well know Dutch drink.

  42. peckerhead says:

    Here’s something potentially far more painful than chafing of the inner thighs:
    http://www.irishtimes.com/newspaper/ireland/2009/0805/1224252009334.html?via=mr

  43. Maxi Cane says:

    Why do so many people love Tayto when King are clearly superior?

  44. maggot says:

    For shame Maxi – Heresy like that deserves burning!

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