Asparagus piss

Just wondering if there’s a limit to how smelly asparagus makes your piss.

Even a couple of stalks gives it a rancid whiff. What if you ate 500 stalks in one sitting? Would it be a monstrous stench that would make birds drop dead from the sky or would it just be as bad as eating one portion but which left you with reeking piss for a couple of days?

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25 Responses to Asparagus piss

  1. Holemaster says:

    I know a guy who used to be in the British Army who loves that stuff. So I’ll just go and as Ex-para Gus.

  2. Loco Lobo says:

    This calls for a govenment committee to look into. Try to get on the panal, you’ll be on the payroll for ears to come.

  3. Magoo says:

    I would be quite happy to be guinea pig for this one, I love asparagus.

  4. Twenty Major says:

    Oh dear, HM. Oh very dear.

    I don’t mind asparagus, I couldn’t eat 500 stalks to test this out though. Magoo, we’ll await your update.

  5. peadar says:

    Ican’t say as i ever noticed. The next time I eat some I’ll make sure to give my piss a good sniff

  6. Holemaster says:

    It’s very tasty wrapped in foil with a little bit of butter and barbecued.

  7. maggot says:

    much too phallic – only fallen women and perverts could eat this stuff!

  8. el cuno says:

    peadar’s piss?

  9. Hank Scorpio says:

    Sugar Puffs have a similar effect. There is a repugnant odour off a post sugar puff wee.

  10. Twenty Major says:

    Really? I’ve never noticed … although it has been many years since I had Sugar Puffs.

  11. maggot says:

    Another cereal with an unacceptable name – no wonder our children are feral reprobates.

  12. Ibanez says:

    I live on a diet on sugar puffs, asparagus, guinness and bulmers pear. I can shit through my cock and piss out my arse.

  13. Janeymac says:

    Does the asparagus make the piss smell or make one think the piss smells , that my friends ,is the question ?

  14. SAm Crea says:

    it makes the piss smell, though not as much as the sugar puffs…

  15. Maxi Cane says:

    Southern Fried Chicken flavoured Pot Noodles can top Asparagus and Sugar Puffs put together.

    Take a piss after one of those and your bog will look and smell like the inside of a KFC frier.

  16. According to Schott’s Miscellany, not everyone gets the asparagus piss stink. About 40% of people either don’t get the cabbage piss or don’t have the ability to smell it. So there’s another study in the offing where control groups will have to smell ‘eachothers’ piss. I’m applying for EU funding today.

    Fresh green asparagus roasted with salt and garlic is fucking incredible – they serve the white asparagus with mayonnaise and it’s fucking mank.

  17. maggot says:

    I’m guessing Buckfast would be the wine of choice Lung ?

  18. Scawgeen says:

    I’ve been cooking with olive oil for years, on saturday my neighbour gave me some ‘vegetable’ oil to get me out, there was a distinct smell and taste of fish oil from it, she hadn’t used it previously as she gave me the bottle to take what I wanted from it. Sunday morning visitors I had noticed a vague smell of fish and asked me had I been cooking fish. My children accused me of cooking the bacon in cod liver oil, I give up!
    Anyone else ever get the fishy smell and taste from vegetable oil ?

  19. blondini says:

    Beetroot piss – fucking awesome! Purple piss rocks.

  20. Twenty Major says:

    Only if you’ve been eating beetroot.

    I can’t believe 40% of people don’t get the whiff of asparagus piss. It’s so strong.

    Scawgeen – have never noticed a fishy smell from vegetable oil.

  21. blondini says:

    You’re scratching an itchy earlobe with forefinger and thumb…you feel something pop…you squeeze….you look at your thumb…it has a large amount of smegma on it….you squish it and raise your thumb to your nose….sniff…mmmmm.

  22. Scawgeen says:

    Omigod!! what type of people am I fraternizing with, fingersniffing, fartsmellling, poo dissectors, not in Ireland surely.

  23. Magoo says:

    Stronger smell, for the same length of time. Burp.

  24. Twenty Major says:

    Fine work, Magoo!

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