Let’s imagine you are a GAA fan from a northern county. You have come to Dublin to watch your county play whatever GAA flavoured game it is they are playing.
After the match you assemble in a central Dublin hostelry to drink beers with many other increasingly loud and screeching northern country bretheren. The night progresses, the beer is flowing, you try and start sing-songs, you get drunker and drunker.
A fine and elegant gentleman, a native of Dublin and someone who was looking forward to some quiet pints in said hostelry until it was invaded by the barbarian hordes, passes you by and thinks to himself ‘My word, that’s a fairly rotten fart that chap has let’.
Said gentleman goes to the bathroom and return a few minutes later. He passes by the same GAA fan from a northern county and the smell is just as bad. In fact, it’s worse. As if, perhaps, he has been letting off constantly.
Or, as the gentleman realises, as if he has shit himself for the stench is so appalling there can be no other explanation.
So, do you as a GAA fan from a northern county who has cacked their pants, go clean yourself up? Go home? To your hotel? Or do you, the filthy GAA fan from a northern county in your poxy yellow jersey, wallow in your own filth and continue to drink beer while radiating a stench from your poo-stained jocks?
You do precisely the latter. Yes. You do. The fine and elegant gentleman and his erstwhile companions go elsewhere where there are no GAA fans from a northern county and where nobody smells like shit.
They never considered this problem when they banned smoking.
They should ban GAA
So true – an appalling organisation, especially in the North. In contravention of European laws, but nobody does anything. Mind you, all sport should be banned.
Now you’re just being silly.
I’m entirely serious! It does no good and it costs us a fortune in medical treatment. Divisive and leads to violence.
Peter Beardsley and Beckham – need I say any more ?
And it fucks up the TV scheduling.
The world needs football, maggot.
I don’t expect a Dub to understand the worth of the GAA. Except for the Northeners, dirty rotten bastards. Its like having 6 counties of Charlie Redmonds…
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gerard_Cavlan
Need anyone say more about the dirty arsed fuckers
This guy wasn’t from the 6
The world needs football
Manchester United ?
The horrors of A Question Of Sport ?
Twenty my dear twenty
The shit was on his boots … from the farmyard
That type a smell is well know in country discos up and down the country
You’d wonder his mentality. Or that of his mates. How do you stand around with your kacks full?
The possibility that he might have been sitting down disturbs me more. All that squelching around, slithering around the legs like a brown eel.
Quality night out for all concerned, I’m sure.
Ban GAA? Ban pants – that gets rid of the pants-cacking problem altogether.
That’s fucking rotten.
What is this gaa of which you speak?
Is that the game the muck savage play?
I would say it takes some stamina to stand around drinking while you have a half pound of crunchy peanut butter inching its way down your leg..Fair play to him..
If all those GAA fans would only support their local real football teams, the eircom league would be a force to be reckoned with instead of being worse than the fuckin Cypriot, Georgian, Latvian and Estonian leagues. GAA is terrible anyways and what’s the point in playing a game which is not played anywhere else in the whole wide bleedin’ world.
Another sport we NEED to keep is boxing, simply legendary.
‘This guy wasn’t from the 6′
He was from Tyrone.
I hate GAA but at least its not Rugby. ‘Kinell.
I thought Tyrone was one of the six… and I’m fairly sure they dont wear yellow… And Major, in fairness its not that hard to find a pub without said patrons if you really want to.. (dont suppose you’ll tell us the pub?)
Shure its only shite .
Dungegall?
Correct. The Norwich City of GAA.
Correct me if I’m wrong, but is Donegal not in the 26?
It is, but nobody said it wasn’t.
True, would help if I’d read the whole thing first.
Yeah, but nobody does that.
Gross Anal Aromas!
Sunday night in Coppers on a big GAA day is special. Filled with lads who came to Dublin on Sah-er-day on the beer, still wearing same jocks jeans and jersey ensemble 36 hours later.. The smell is something else..
So Dublin lost then?
Wait until the P.S.N.I / RUC get their GAA team up and running you will all be shitting your panties !!
PS The summer weather is very poor at the moment don’t you think ?
Nice to see the Dublin Jackeens are sticking to the custom of tipping the forelock to the UK and continuing the campaign of abandoning any semblance of our own culture. West Britain indeed.
It’s your only hope Johannus.
Yeah, give me hope, Johannus.
Before the morning come.
Why would ye continue a custom or tradition just for the sake of it?! If it’s shit/boring, then there is no point.
This place is worse than fucking Live-line…
And why do I always have to click the forum link twice?
Nice to see the Dublin Jackeens are sticking to the custom of tipping the forelock to the UK and continuing the campaign of abandoning any semblance of our own culture. West Britain indeed.
There’s fuck culture in 30 mucksavages knocking the shit of each other in Muddy water with a bunch of handi-caps cheering them on and clogging up traffic in which ever town are unlucky enough to host the match that week..
Ban the GAA i say…..think about the huge carbon footprint their supporters create running around in 1400cc desiel mini vans that need a good service !
At least they are our own games, not some gayer sport imported from the dirty tans and played by queers a la rugby and soccer.
That’s what I could say.
But I happen to enjoy rugby and soccer almost as much as I enjoy following Gaelic Games – the point of the original piece and the ensuing comments seem to hint that Twenty and all his bum chums find the very fact that a sports fan shitting himself is an act indulged in by rural Irish folk alone.
I disagree, the amount of apes you come across from Tallaght (Shamrock Rovers Ultras), Finglas (De bohas) and other assorted shit holes around Dublin when travelling abroad watching Irish soccer, and the actions they indulge in are only put to shame by the sickening scum that come from the Rock, the ‘Nure, Templeogue, Limerick etc. when attending Irish matches away from home, indeed one fine chap shat into a pint glass in Edinburgh, in the middle of the pub much to the delight of his mates.
Sports fans all over the world have a bad reputation – the notion that it is the sole preserve of Gaelic Game followers is quite perverse.
PS: You’ve all been reported to Sinn Fein for anti Irish-isms, kneecappings on the way ya Sassanach loving cunts
PS: You’ve all been reported to Sinn Fein for anti Irish-isms, kneecappings on the way ya Sassanach loving cunts
I thought they’d decommissioned??…oh
Decommisioned? Don’t be silly, all the real guns are in a bunker under the Croke Park pitch.
I thought they’d decommissioned??…oh
Hammers and baseball bats are still widely available…