Monthly Archives: July 2009

Blasphemous Libel is too stupid for words

I was going to post a well researched piece called ‘The 10 reasons why God, and any tard that believes in him, is a complete cunt’. But then I saw the new Defamation Bill which makes Blasphemous Libel a crime. … Continue reading

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The DART

So the DART, Dublin’s light rail service (DART standing for Dublin Area Rapid Transit – haha) is 25 years old today. There was a time when I had to take the DART on a regular basis, thankfully those days are … Continue reading

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An open letter to the world

Dear everyone who is currently alive, I write you this letter because I feel the sentiments I am about to share must be aired publicly. Too long we have done nothing and allowed this … thing … this monstrosity to … Continue reading

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Breaking news

The financial regulator today said it did too little too late to cushion the blow of the global recession on Ireland. In other breaking news the Catholic Church admits it might have been a bit too rapey while Mary Harney … Continue reading

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It’s relentless

I’m fed up of all the bad news now. I’ve had it. Bring back the good times because then bad news was interesting. You could pick and choose from a couple of stories, have a good old fashioned rant and … Continue reading

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unFacts

I hate websites with misinformation on them. Just the other day I was reading a story about Hollywood legend Hunter Dorgenston and they said that his first manager, Archie Ogilvy, was the same bloke who was with that girl Maureen … Continue reading

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40 years on

So, forty years since the moon landings, eh? How time flies. I was slightly drunk the other night looking up at the stars and it made me a bit sad to know I would never have my own spaceship. And … Continue reading

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Addicted

Reese’s Pieces peanut butter things. Not the cups. The little yokes like M&Ms. But with peanut butter in them. They are awesome and anyone who doesn’t like them is brilliant because that means there’s more for me.

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Standing people

This morning there appear to be lots of people standing on corners for no reason. Just standing. Perhaps awaiting a lift. But I suspect a concerted campaign of corner standing for a much more sinister purpose than any I can … Continue reading

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The Arts Show on the holy Limerick stump

Lancelot Clearmountain on the sacred stump in Rathkeale, Limerick, and its place in the world of religious iconography. Direct download – MP3

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Lancelot Clearmountain on the sacred stump in Rathkeale, Limerick, and its place in the world of religious iconography.

Direct download – MP3