Yay! NAMA is coming. The thing that is going to bankrupt us, our chidrens children, our childrens childrens children but not our childrens childrens children because at that point everyone in Ireland will have emigrated or evolved into a kind of tree-dwelling herbivore than can live on bark and acorns but still belt out a version of the ‘The Auld Triangle’ as a mating call.
‘There’s no other way’, they keep telling us as if saying it over and over and over again will somehow make it true. The reality that we should have all learned is that whatever this government does, the exact opposite is probably a better option. When the most ginger economist of our times thinks it’s a bad idea people should listen. If only people paid attention to gingers.
Suffice to say we’re are now fucked, any hope you had of ever affording anything beyond gruel, cheap rice that they wouldn’t give to famine victims and whatever comes below Prosecco is now well and truly gone.
At least Cowen and Lenihan will go down in history as two of the biggest cunts in Irish history. Their legacy will far outweigh anything the British ever did to us.
But what can we do? Revolution? Pffff, we’re Irish. That’s way too much trouble. Protest? Pffff, we’re Irish. That’s way too much trouble. Vote against the people who got us into this unholy mess? Pffff, we’re Irish. That’s way too much trouble.
We can blog though. Yes. We can blog.
If only people paid attention to gingers.
Here,Here!
I got a lovely letter from my Bank during the week saying that they want to take my overdraft away from me.. I emailed them and explained my circumstances adding that i would simply transfer all my business to another bank account and they could fucking whistle for their measly sum..No response from the cunts yet..
Ha, I really don’t know why someone hasn’t gotten pissed off enough to just shoot the fuckers.
I nearly would and i don’t have a massive mortgage and i still have my job.
They’re so obviously incompetent and corrupt that it would make you sick.
Apply to rejoin the UK – you know it makes sense!
I think we’d rather cut our nose off to spite our Blah Blah Blah..
We would promise to be nice – and pass legislation enabling Ahern, Cowen, Lenihan and Harney to be charged with crimes against Humanity.
Sorry to go against the grain here but NAMA could well work
Oh,it’ll work alright,if its job is to put the Country in Hock to Brussels for the next 100 years..it’ll work REAL good..
I can just see Angela Merkel sitting on her throne of skulls in Berlin cackling at us – “Vote against the Lisbon Treaty NOW ye uppity little fuckers! Ahahaha!”
Can we not just be ruled directly from Brussels? Each EU country could take turns to adopt us, so this year we might be “owned” by Germany, next year Greece etc. I would rather have some faceless bureaucrat in charge than the incompetent buffoons we elected. Then we might get some decent weather. Its all Biffo’s fault.
Revolution is very tempting but all it will do is make the economy even worse and the dumb cunts of our society who don’t even know who the Taoiseach is will just use it as an excuse to wreck the place.
The only answer is to bend over even further, take some poppers and stock up on KY lube.
where would we be if bloggers had’nt blogged in 1916 ?
The other option available it seems was to nationalise the banks, which would still mean the state taking responsibility for said assets? No?
Or let the banks fail. Or guarantee only the deposits in the banks.
Or return to a barter system, which is my favoured solution.
What is it with Lenihan and his fucking cheesy grin every time he appears on the news like some mad uncle being fucked up the arse by a determined rodent? Stupid cunt. I really want to slap the smug bastard.
This sums the place up pretty well…
http://www.tuppenceworth.ie/blog/2009/07/21/ireland-land-of-magical-thinking/
Aye, read that the other day. It’s very good.
So we’re about to become the couch-surfers of Europe, then, scabbing off the rest of them, too broke or too mean to pay our own way???
Not meaning to be rude, but when were you ever anything else Yippee ? Was Ireland ever a net contributor to the EU ?
I just proves that the Irish are all Gay and like to be fecked up the Arse by the government. We don’t even ask for a reach around as we are impotent.
Blog on Twenty!
>But what can we do?
We can start a Facebook petition, add a green border of solidarity to our twitter avatars, and turn our computer’s off at midnight for 3 minutes every second weekday.
every man woman and child in the country invest what ever little nest egg,piggybank and mattress filler they may have scraped together and buy shares in Aldi and lets eat and drink our way out of recession!! wooo hoo, whos with me??!!!
Nama Mia!
Write to your local TDs and say you intend to vote against the Lisbon Treaty if they go ahead with NAMA. Spread the word!
Namanamanamanama Namanamanamanama NAAAAMMMAAAA!!!
the single, only, way these cunts can be got at (short of revolution or harpoons) is to vote no for lisbon.
Bron, are you deliberately being fucking stupid? Vote against the Lisbon Treaty is NAMA goes ahead? This is really cutting off your nose to spite your face.
In my opinion, passing the Lisbon Treaty might be one of the only ways that Ireland would be saved.
And as for the people who say that they don’t want to lose more sovereignty to the EU and be governed by a bunch of faceless bureaucrats from Brussels; I say, they seem to be doing a pretty OK job of things, and surely can’t do much worse than the bunch of fucking monkeys we have at the moment – hell, they might even improve things.
But what a stupid fucking idea.
Cunt.
And the same goes for you too Tomo. Stupid idea by an ignorant bollocks.
Do you really fucking believe what you’re saying?
God help us all if you do!
Stupid cunts.
If only we had a bit of that Latino fire, we would’ve paraded that fat cunt and his oompa loompa henchmen through the streets of Dublin naked whilst battering them over the head with our redundant flip flops. We really lost that which made us the ‘fighting Irish’ a long time ago.
Fuck the barter system, and the entire monetary system for that matter, what we need is to evolve out of these redundant, outdated systems and go to a resource based economy. Wipe out 90% of our problems with one fell swoop.
Very brave behind a keyboard am, I’d be happy to meet you in person so you can call me names to my face you chickenshit whoreson. You obviously enjoy taking it up the ass from those fat fucks in the dail you probably voted for. Typical bleaty sheep moron.
Where is Gluestain to keep us all right?
Answer is to deport every fucker that has ever voted FF.
Stoked a good fire here 20,keep it coming.
Time flies like a bird
Fruit flies like a banana
@AM – I’m so pleased that my idea annoyed you! I must spread it far and wide. (Seriously, it will freak the fuck out of de establishment.)
I’m voting No anyway to Lisbon because then we still have a chance to take back the country from FF. That possibility will disappear if Lisbon happens (ie, the country will just become a provincial outpost in the EU empire. No fucking thanks!)
Up and at ‘em, Tomo!
What resources? All we have to offer are people and the world has a surplus of them. Next!!
Anybody up for a good riot? Thought not.