Breaking news
Posted on | July 21, 2009 | 14 Comments
The financial regulator today said it did too little too late to cushion the blow of the global recession on Ireland.
In other breaking news the Catholic Church admits it might have been a bit too rapey while Mary Harney admits she is prone to overeating.
Similar posts
Comments
14 Responses to “Breaking news”
Leave a Reply
July 21st, 2009 @ 1:16 pm
In other news, Titanic surpasses its own record for longest delay in journey…
July 21st, 2009 @ 1:35 pm
Also. Gardai say driving having just taken two tabs of acid and a dose of PCP which makes you claw your own eyes out is ‘inadvisable’.
July 21st, 2009 @ 1:58 pm
We couldn’t regulate a thermostat.
July 21st, 2009 @ 2:51 pm
Mmm, yes perhaps if the financial regulators had made sure that the bucket was filled with water and not kerosene before using it to put out the fucking fire, it might have made a slight difference to the outcome. It’s plausible indeed.
July 21st, 2009 @ 3:01 pm
In other shocking news: Ireland accused of being a small country with no unique indigenous industry or mineral wealth.
July 21st, 2009 @ 3:26 pm
a bit too rapey, it’s a mine field it really is, you’d be surprised the variance in answers when you ask people how much rape is too much?
July 21st, 2009 @ 3:47 pm
What could have made you guys so cynical and bitter ?
July 21st, 2009 @ 5:12 pm
what was that about the svelt ms harney?
July 21st, 2009 @ 6:39 pm
The headline on BBC Northern Ireland news is a story regarding the fact that the company which controls the Odyssey complex in Belfast is behind in it’s payments to it’s bank, Anglo Irish Bank. With breathless astonishment the reporter said that they owe Anglo Irish Bank “£70 Million”!
Ha. That’s fucking pennies. My neighbour owes more than that.
Sean Dunne has swine flu. *shaking head. For some reason I just don’t believe him. Holemaster; Sean Dunne is the type of industry and wealth we have. Great…..and our former prime minister can still not get a tax clearance certificate. Will that be dollars or sterling?
July 21st, 2009 @ 8:06 pm
Surprised you can bring yourself to write the words rape and Harney in the same paragraph.
July 21st, 2009 @ 10:51 pm
Fucktards could’t regulate their own bowels
July 22nd, 2009 @ 4:27 am
Twenty tried to tell you. Even I tried to tell you – and you STILL went ahead and elected those morons…..and now everyone acts all surprised and pissed off???
Mother Ireland – ye’re rearin’ them still.
July 22nd, 2009 @ 8:36 am
Remind me please, just how much are way overpaying these cunts for gobs of wisdom like this?
July 24th, 2009 @ 3:55 pm
Meanwhile Canada announces they are already recovering:
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20090723/wl_canada_nm/canada_us_economy