An Bord Snip Nua sounds stupid to me. If they were advising on vasectomies that would be one thing but it’s like taking advice from an economist called Thrifty McSpendalot.
So the Greens voted against the government. What a shame they didn’t see fit to do that when they were actually relevant in any way. Plus a couple of votes against in the Seanad means what exactly? Fuck all, then they can get on about the important business of discussing where the grass for the Croke Park pitch comes from and have Senator David Norris say ‘balderdash’ every few minutes.
Susan Boyle of the Green Party said “We’re not going to be taken for granted”.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Silly cunts.
Internet users complaining about Eircom are like sunbathers complaining about Irish weather. You know you can get better elsewhere so don’t give out about the rain when you’re lying half-nekkid on Dollymount Strand. Of course I realise there are people for whom Eircom is the only option when it comes to broadband. These people should move somewhere better. Or emigrate.
On a more positive note though many dolphins are washing up dead along the Irish coastline. This can only be a good thing. Look at these kids enjoying all the fun of a dead dolphin. There’s hours of play to be had there. When the country needs more joy and less Bord Spin Green Eircom, we should continue whatever it is we’re doing to ensure all of our kids get to experience the pleasure of a lifeless dolphin.
Fatal Fungi’s Flipper Flops on Foreshore.
Tabs, you can have that headline for free.
Susan Boyle of the Green Party said
At least the troll didn’t sing it.
Id say some Kerry Farmers poisoned the Dolphin’s because they were worried about their Livestock..
Still,that Dolphin had an evil grin on his face like he was not dead at all but was just about to explode a suicide bomb,he was just waiting for some more kids to get near and a few New Age Hippies to come over and have a cry over the corpse.Shifty cunts..
So long and thanks for all the fish?
hah
Maybe dying dolphins are a sign that things are improving.
Or that they are in the latter stages of their “Final Solution”
You think they might be sacrificing some of the spacker dolphins to lure us into a false sense of security?
Well the first stage was making us convinced that swine were causing a pandemic.
Then Hacking Eircoms network to cause annoyance and frustration(but for non-eircom customers,faster Torrent Download speeds for the duration of the hack)
We’ve taken our eye off the ball big time..
Sacrifice a few underling Dolphins so people think “Aw,the poor Dolphins”
And when they are good and ready,BAM!!
The Systematic disposal of the human race will begin..
Mark my words..
Do you think theres any chance that a chosen few can make freinds with them and leave them the rest of the cunts or is that just wishful thinking. They want us all, dont they. Fuckers!
“These people should move somewhere better. Or emigrate.”
emigrating IS moving somewhere better, even if that somewhere is somalia, tibet or northern sri lanka. anywhere is better
Voted against the government?
Did they fuck! They didn’t vote at all -they abstained.
Cunts!
The Protestant Dolphins are being sacrificed to lull humanity into a false sense of security and then Benedict’s Dolphins will have us. Sceptics should remember that the Dolphin has long been associated with Rome and check out Bernini’s Fountain which has 3 frolicing Dolphins associated with Papal Keys. Also thought to be why JC stopped the apostles fishing they were not dolphin friendly fishermen.
I mean,the day Dolphin’s once more walk upon the earth is almost here..
Why do you think the place is called Dolphin’s Barn when its inland??
People just though it was anusual place name like Monkeys Nest.. but it was a sign.
I guess they have no porpoise in life.
I wonder how high a cork would go if you stuck it in a dolphins spout and jumped on it’s head.
Indeed, walking on water was with dolphin collusion.
Eircom did its best to thwart the dolphin plot by fucking up their seamail.
I take it that you won’t be going to see “The Cove” then, Twenty?
Or will you to see the Japanese murdering tons of dolphins?
DD you Fool!! The Dolphins own Eircom,and they hacked it…they’re mentallers altogether!
I love the annual dolphin slaughter, medbh. Those Japanese fishermen are true heroes.
The reason dophins flip up on beaches is to enjoy a smoke. When they try to light up in the sea the water keeps putting out the matches and they can’t enjoy a cigarette, especially after sex. You do realise that, like politicians, they breath thru holes in the top of the head and not having arms to bring a butt to said hole they become frustrated. Actually, they’re really dying for a good smoke.
Fools, they don’t have lungs!
Dolphins have big lungs.
No, you’re thinking of Dolph Lundgren
Disappointed Twenty, thought you could have got ‘foreskin’ into that headline!