A plague I say
Posted on | July 11, 2009 | 24 Comments
In a couple of hours standing outside the Stag’s Head we were bothered/accosted by at least six different beggars.
One very drunk bloke wearing sunglasses who got quite aggressive. Two scabby beardy looking fuckers, and three of four groups of gypsy women who stand there shaking their paper cup at you even after you have told them politely to go and fuck themselves.
They are a pain in the fucking arse. If tasering didn’t make them collapse on the floor beside you and therefore maintain their presence I’d suggest that as a solution.
Can’t we just bring them out into the woods and leave them there? And by woods I mean middle of the Atlantic.
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July 11th, 2009 @ 11:19 am
Scabby beardy looking fuckers, couldn’t agree more, ya scabby, bea…..
July 11th, 2009 @ 11:22 am
Ive a fake garda detective ID that I flash if they continue to maintain a presence … Makes they fuck off fairly lively
Surely if your at a Pub drinking outside there should be bouncers of said Pub there to fuck these people on their way ?
If not your drinkin at the wrong establishments old boy
July 11th, 2009 @ 11:31 am
I’m much less scabby than I used to be, SoS.
No bouncers at the Stag’s Head, FG. Which is fine.
July 11th, 2009 @ 11:46 am
Two other suggestions …
1. A personal bodyguard ..You can hire one for 100 euro for 6 hours … Dont think you can have a fun night of taking the piss out of everyone and have him beat them up … ammm actual you can thats what their there for
Leave this guy to do the messy work of saying fuck off to street people and hand them a hiding if they give him any of their poxy lip
2. Leave the country and fly to a more prosper nation and reside there until the poor have eaten each other
July 11th, 2009 @ 11:46 am
Or, how about the ‘wanna buy coke?’ junkies?
‘Why, yes indeed, that seems like a sound business proposition, my good man, here’s some money based on trusting you to provide me with a quality return…’
July 11th, 2009 @ 12:11 pm
Ah ye take a cheap shot at the marginalised and vunerable in our society why dont you. I`m sure this qualifies as incitement to hatred you fool.Have all your usual hate-filled readers crawling out of the woodwork now with this opportunity to vent their racist and sociopathic bile, good man and we wonder where all the racism in Ireland comes from
July 11th, 2009 @ 12:22 pm
Im guessing 20′s disdain towards these people is based neither on hatred for race colour or creed rather on the fact that they were pestering the shit out of him.
July 11th, 2009 @ 12:43 pm
I’d go with the tasers…
July 11th, 2009 @ 12:49 pm
Im guessing 20′s disdain towards these people is based neither on hatred for race colour or creed rather on the fact that they were pestering the shit out of him.
Precisely. After a long week it’s not too much to ask to be able to have a pint without being bothered by cunts.
July 11th, 2009 @ 1:30 pm
Ooooo…
There was an old man named Catherine Finnegan
who had whiskers on his chin-negan…
Durty whoores.
July 11th, 2009 @ 1:33 pm
I rarely give them anything. It only perpetuates the problem if they keep getting money. Nobody needs to beg in this country.
Please please please whinge moan cry whimper.
July 11th, 2009 @ 1:58 pm
Well maybe…..ah fuck it! me hearts not in it today. Your absolutely right of course, beggin` cunts. Used to love drinking in the stags head when living in Ireland but its a bastard when you step outside for a smoke. Unfortunately I worked with the cunts so knew most of them, askin me could I get them in here or in there. I think they should all be rounded up and moved to a Mosney type set up until they learn to behave like human beings, think of the cost it would save. Prison services, probationary, A&E`s,REHABs, outreach programs ,Homeless services, gardai, socialworkers…jesus I could go on and on. Just dont give them any money their burnin the tax payer enough already
July 11th, 2009 @ 3:06 pm
It’s Berties cunt Ahearn’s fault. He introduced the concept of “it’s only other peoples money”. Now they’re all at it.
Beware the hitler type solution to the likes of gypsies and societal drop-outs ruining your pint though; before you know it your goverenment will introduce new powers for the pigs and then…oh…they already did?
July 11th, 2009 @ 3:38 pm
I love the beggars who are considerate enough to hold a cup full of change.
One could simply nick it of course, but I find it much more fun to hoik a greener right in there, making sure to gob up as much lumpy green lung butter and sinus sludge as possible.
July 11th, 2009 @ 4:31 pm
What about the cunt sitting under the cash machine on Henry St., smiling up hoping for a 50 spot
July 11th, 2009 @ 4:55 pm
Under Stalin the likes of them was put to work digging canals in Siberia. Ended that problem. Now all you have to do is to give them shovels to start digging a tunnel to nowhere at the oceans edge. Urge them on with cattle prods and tasers.
July 11th, 2009 @ 6:59 pm
By jaysus Major you’re slow, I thought you’d be out with the polystyrene cup up to their faces before they opened their gold filled mouth and uttered those age old words ‘A eura for the baw-bee’
If that failed, Woodies do a nice little pocket size pliers which can come in handy in situations like this. You could offer her fifty euro if she’d let you pull one of her gold teeth. If they don’t fuck off there’s only one card you’ll have got up your sleeve, turn your back to them, they hate that.
July 11th, 2009 @ 10:43 pm
Always been a problem at The Stag’s Head. One chap did a good routine with a coin once and he had some skit with a book and he was worth the few quid but mostly it’s just aggressive as you said.
Pain in the hole.
July 12th, 2009 @ 2:08 am
Let’s remember the Roma shower have nothing to do with “Romanians” at all … it’s just the arsehole do-gooders from Castleknock / “Fuxrux” etc. insist on calling them that. Pisses off the Romanians because they get tarred with the same brush.
It’s like calling a Paddy in London a “Brit” just because there’s loads of them there! Fucking hilarious what a joke this country’s become with all these do – gooder arsewipes and wankstains.
July 12th, 2009 @ 3:24 am
I used to move them along all the time from outside a restaurant I was running.
One fucker in particular would turn up 3 or 4 times a day, but you just have to keep running the cunts out.
The owners got a solicitors letter after a while threatening to sue if we didn’t leave this beggar alone.
Harrassment and preventing him from earning an income.
I shit you not.
It never went anywhere and he got bored eventually and fucked off some where else. I reccomended the Stags Head.
July 12th, 2009 @ 1:38 pm
Maxi:Did you ever give them the money and then actually take the Big Issue off them?its a comedy moment that keeps on giving..
July 12th, 2009 @ 6:55 pm
No, but I’ve tried to swap them a Big Issue for a charity scratch card I swiped from a blind guy outside a Spar.
July 14th, 2009 @ 3:25 pm
I find telling them “no thanks, I have enough” or “get a job” both work
July 14th, 2009 @ 4:06 pm
Hi there,
I saw this before too. I was in that shitty bar just across the street from the Stags Head, and, sitting in the window of that pub, myself and a friend observed about 4 or so of those cunts pestering pint-drinking punters. They then went around the corner, down towards the entrance of that shithole 4 Dame Lane, and seemed to confer with each other before fucking off and then duly arriving back around 20 minutes or so later.