Comments on: Music festivals

By: Peadar

Peadar — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 12:20:59 +0000

Never doing a field gig again. Ever. At AC/DC, heard way too many genitals flapping in the wind. Mind you, it could have been The Blizzards. It put me right off my lukewarm hotdog and warm-piss-beer.

And the Kings Of Leon? Don’t make me laugh. The Quo did way better in the ’70’s.
Seriously.
Ma Kelly’s Greasy Spoon.

By: Donna

Donna — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 11:37:07 +0000

T-in-the-Park’s just ended. The lavvies there are legendary despite the Honey Wagons emptying them non-stop. What was revolting were the mad bawbags pissing against the same vans that were selling the food or right beside where people were eating.

By: Pooka MacPhellimey

Pooka MacPhellimey — Sat, 11 Jul 2009 20:31:24 +0000

“I find it difficult to go for a poo anywhere but my own bathroom ”

From a man that has been photographed merrily pooing all over the world, I find that a little difficult to believe.

By: dayo

dayo — Sat, 11 Jul 2009 06:42:34 +0000

Oh shitfebird, “guaranteed” means me.

By: dayo

dayo — Sat, 11 Jul 2009 06:39:45 +0000

MMN?

MMN, gauranteed to be an “American” posing as “Irish”.

By: fill3rup

fill3rup — Sat, 11 Jul 2009 02:24:16 +0000

MMN:You are thinking of AIRSUPPLY…

By: fill3rup

fill3rup — Sat, 11 Jul 2009 02:20:49 +0000

It means EVERY town (in the cuntry) is less full of cunts… Nice..

By: Anto

Anto — Sat, 11 Jul 2009 00:00:57 +0000

Still works, even in modern times.
Isn’t that right Peadar?

By: Holemaster

Holemaster — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 20:15:51 +0000

I reckon a man’s shit smells so bad because we had to mark our space when we were cavemen so another fella wouldn’t come along and try it on with your wife.

By: Fat Sparrow

Fat Sparrow — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 19:55:22 +0000

Twenty — That’s not only with a window, but with the high-powered exhaust fan venting the stench out the window.

It’s fucking rank. The man’s body can convert scallions, vinegar, and Miracle Whip in to toxic waste.