Comments on: Memorial services http://twentymajor.net/2009/07/08/memorial-services/ Thu, 09 Feb 2012 10:43:58 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1 By: alyssa http://twentymajor.net/2009/07/08/memorial-services/#comment-61925 alyssa Mon, 13 Jul 2009 21:28:57 +0000 http://twentymajor.net/?p=2714#comment-61925 does anybody remember WILLIE THE WIMP? [img]http://www.mixunit.com/assets/flukey_willie.jpg[/img] does anybody remember WILLIE THE WIMP?
flukey_willie.jpg

]]> By: fill3rup http://twentymajor.net/2009/07/08/memorial-services/#comment-61827 fill3rup Sat, 11 Jul 2009 02:18:51 +0000 http://twentymajor.net/?p=2714#comment-61827 sorry,the above would be the conversation with the doorstepping journalist...just incase anyone thought i was going insane..ahem.. sorry,the above would be the conversation with the doorstepping journalist…just incase anyone thought i was going insane..ahem..

]]> By: fill3rup http://twentymajor.net/2009/07/08/memorial-services/#comment-61826 fill3rup Sat, 11 Jul 2009 02:06:54 +0000 http://twentymajor.net/?p=2714#comment-61826 There would be one warning and one only: "Excuse me but is there something wrong with you?" "What?" "Is there something?...ah fuck it,you have 10 seconds.." "10 Seconds?" "Well,7 now,best hurry up!" "Before?" Thunk!!! "Breadknife in the head,just like in that movie,Munich.." Sorry,i was away for the week..just catching up with stuff now.. There would be one warning and one only:

“Excuse me but is there something wrong with you?”

“What?”

“Is there something?…ah fuck it,you have 10 seconds..”

“10 Seconds?”

“Well,7 now,best hurry up!”

“Before?”

Thunk!!!

“Breadknife in the head,just like in that movie,Munich..”

Sorry,i was away for the week..just catching up with stuff now..

]]> By: Tony http://twentymajor.net/2009/07/08/memorial-services/#comment-61768 Tony Thu, 09 Jul 2009 19:47:36 +0000 http://twentymajor.net/?p=2714#comment-61768 People, it's not right to call travellers 'knackers'. Remember the knackers are called travellers. People, it’s not right to call travellers ‘knackers’. Remember the knackers are called travellers.

]]> By: Twenty Major http://twentymajor.net/2009/07/08/memorial-services/#comment-61727 Twenty Major Thu, 09 Jul 2009 07:43:57 +0000 http://twentymajor.net/?p=2714#comment-61727 haha, freaky. haha, freaky.

]]> By: zola http://twentymajor.net/2009/07/08/memorial-services/#comment-61725 zola Thu, 09 Jul 2009 00:37:28 +0000 http://twentymajor.net/?p=2714#comment-61725 How about going out like this dude in Puerto Rico? That's some fucked up shit. http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,406081,00.html How about going out like this dude in Puerto Rico? That’s some fucked up shit.
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,406081,00.html

]]> By: the hoff http://twentymajor.net/2009/07/08/memorial-services/#comment-61722 the hoff Wed, 08 Jul 2009 22:24:28 +0000 http://twentymajor.net/?p=2714#comment-61722 http://www.corkmedia.net/?p=2260 http://www.corkmedia.net/?p=2260

]]> By: Loco Lobo http://twentymajor.net/2009/07/08/memorial-services/#comment-61719 Loco Lobo Wed, 08 Jul 2009 17:29:32 +0000 http://twentymajor.net/?p=2714#comment-61719 It's been said that MJ's besotted brain was removed after he left this mortal realm in order to download all of the kiddy porn that's stowed away in it. I wonder how long that will take? His lovin' da was promoting a new business venture at the funeral. He couldn't pass up such a good opportunity to make a buck. What a fucked up family. It’s been said that MJ’s besotted brain was removed after he left this mortal realm in order to download all of the kiddy porn that’s stowed away in it. I wonder how long that will take? His lovin’ da was promoting a new business venture at the funeral. He couldn’t pass up such a good opportunity to make a buck. What a fucked up family.

]]> By: Fat Sparrow http://twentymajor.net/2009/07/08/memorial-services/#comment-61718 Fat Sparrow Wed, 08 Jul 2009 16:51:05 +0000 http://twentymajor.net/?p=2714#comment-61718 Meh, it doesn't really matter once I've carked it. Wine and dine me in life, already, and quit planning for my demise, you heartless cunts, is what I say. My best friend wanted to be cremated, and then have her ashes chucked from the Skyways overhead tram thingie at Disneyland so that she could land in some kid's ice cram and ruin his day. Those bastards at Disneyland took out Skyways years ago, and so my friend not only had to change her funeral plans, but we then had nowhere to light up a joint in the Magic Kingdom. Fuckers, they are. Meh, it doesn’t really matter once I’ve carked it. Wine and dine me in life, already, and quit planning for my demise, you heartless cunts, is what I say.

My best friend wanted to be cremated, and then have her ashes chucked from the Skyways overhead tram thingie at Disneyland so that she could land in some kid’s ice cram and ruin his day.

Those bastards at Disneyland took out Skyways years ago, and so my friend not only had to change her funeral plans, but we then had nowhere to light up a joint in the Magic Kingdom.

Fuckers, they are.

]]> By: peadar http://twentymajor.net/2009/07/08/memorial-services/#comment-61717 peadar Wed, 08 Jul 2009 16:32:10 +0000 http://twentymajor.net/?p=2714#comment-61717 He's not really dead. Remember where you heard it first He’s not really dead. Remember where you heard it first

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