Comments on: Something different http://twentymajor.net/2009/07/06/something-different/ Thu, 09 Feb 2012 10:43:58 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1 By: JJ Celery http://twentymajor.net/2009/07/06/something-different/#comment-61636 JJ Celery Tue, 07 Jul 2009 08:32:48 +0000 http://twentymajor.net/?p=2699#comment-61636 Fat Sparrow, If I ever get to the stage that I would willingly do it, I have a little person following me that will kill me in that moment. Fat Sparrow, If I ever get to the stage that I would willingly do it, I have a little person following me that will kill me in that moment.

]]> By: DD http://twentymajor.net/2009/07/06/something-different/#comment-61628 DD Mon, 06 Jul 2009 21:24:15 +0000 http://twentymajor.net/?p=2699#comment-61628 Vomit on a Hanafin? Vomit on a Hanafin?

]]> By: Fat Sparrow http://twentymajor.net/2009/07/06/something-different/#comment-61622 Fat Sparrow Mon, 06 Jul 2009 19:22:25 +0000 http://twentymajor.net/?p=2699#comment-61622 "<i>..and if there was someone around to suck out the poison, whould anyone actually do it? (taking under consideration the body part)</i>" I imagine that there are plenty of people around who would willingly suck Twenty's hole. “..and if there was someone around to suck out the poison, whould anyone actually do it? (taking under consideration the body part)”

I imagine that there are plenty of people around who would willingly suck Twenty’s hole.

]]> By: Waffles http://twentymajor.net/2009/07/06/something-different/#comment-61615 Waffles Mon, 06 Jul 2009 17:15:00 +0000 http://twentymajor.net/?p=2699#comment-61615 I once pissed in a mailbox. Literally this thing was a box. I was walking one of my mates home, while they were shit-faced, and his house was in the really fucking posh part of town. So, on the way back to the piss-up, I fancied a piss, so I pulled out that one sacred instrument, went up to this guy's fence, decided that wasn't harsh enough, went to his big, automated gate, and noticed the box on the side. Let me say that carpe diem probably extends to putting your dick in a mailbox and letting loose. I'm hoping the posh fuck found his mail completely fucked on Sunday morning, and the best part is, the box was welded to the gate, there is no way that shit is getting cleaned out. I once pissed in a mailbox. Literally this thing was a box. I was walking one of my mates home, while they were shit-faced, and his house was in the really fucking posh part of town. So, on the way back to the piss-up, I fancied a piss, so I pulled out that one sacred instrument, went up to this guy’s fence, decided that wasn’t harsh enough, went to his big, automated gate, and noticed the box on the side. Let me say that carpe diem probably extends to putting your dick in a mailbox and letting loose. I’m hoping the posh fuck found his mail completely fucked on Sunday morning, and the best part is, the box was welded to the gate, there is no way that shit is getting cleaned out.

]]> By: JJ Celery http://twentymajor.net/2009/07/06/something-different/#comment-61613 JJ Celery Mon, 06 Jul 2009 17:00:08 +0000 http://twentymajor.net/?p=2699#comment-61613 ..and if there was someone around to suck out the poison, whould anyone actually do it? (taking under consideration the body part) ..and if there was someone around to suck out the poison, whould anyone actually do it? (taking under consideration the body part)

]]> By: Loco Lobo http://twentymajor.net/2009/07/06/something-different/#comment-61612 Loco Lobo Mon, 06 Jul 2009 16:43:23 +0000 http://twentymajor.net/?p=2699#comment-61612 Why shit on a scorpion when you can shit on a midg, oops, dwar,oops, shrim, damn -- little fella. While you're in the act of passing the poo, should the scorpion shove its stinger up your ass, would it be considerd sexual assault or self defence? And if there's no one around to suck out the poison, who will get to write your blog? Why shit on a scorpion when you can shit on a midg, oops, dwar,oops, shrim, damn — little fella.
While you’re in the act of passing the poo, should the scorpion shove its stinger up your ass, would it be considerd sexual assault or self defence? And if there’s no one around to suck out the poison, who will get to write your blog?

]]> By: Holemaster http://twentymajor.net/2009/07/06/something-different/#comment-61590 Holemaster Mon, 06 Jul 2009 13:19:07 +0000 http://twentymajor.net/?p=2699#comment-61590 I must do my research. I must do my research.

]]> By: Lung the Younger http://twentymajor.net/2009/07/06/something-different/#comment-61589 Lung the Younger Mon, 06 Jul 2009 12:44:28 +0000 http://twentymajor.net/?p=2699#comment-61589 Already been mentioned in a famous Mike Harding joke HM. Something about dripping a couple of fine turds in a neighbour's garden and a walking viking helemt turning up the next day... Already been mentioned in a famous Mike Harding joke HM. Something about dripping a couple of fine turds in a neighbour’s garden and a walking viking helemt turning up the next day…

]]> By: Holemaster http://twentymajor.net/2009/07/06/something-different/#comment-61588 Holemaster Mon, 06 Jul 2009 12:00:44 +0000 http://twentymajor.net/?p=2699#comment-61588 A turd on a tortoise would be amusing. A turd on a tortoise would be amusing.

]]> By: blondini http://twentymajor.net/2009/07/06/something-different/#comment-61587 blondini Mon, 06 Jul 2009 11:49:19 +0000 http://twentymajor.net/?p=2699#comment-61587 "Went on a major piss up one night a few years ago and on the way to another pub one of our number pissed on an electric fence. Didn’t realise a human could scream so loudly" I don't suppose that the horse fly sitting on the wire that your mate earthed was too chuffed, either... “Went on a major piss up one night a few years ago and on the way to another pub one of our number pissed on an electric fence. Didn’t realise a human could scream so loudly”

I don’t suppose that the horse fly sitting on the wire that your mate earthed was too chuffed, either…

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