Cram it shorties, you are what you are
Apparently a group called ‘The Little People of America’ wants the word ‘midget’ banned because they say it’s just as offensive as any kind of racial slur. Imagine how black midgets must feel?
What a load of bollocks but shit being the way it is we’d best be prepared for it to go through. I refuse to call them ‘little people’ so we have to think of some potential new names:
Arnolds.
Knee shiners.
Minimen.
Weenchywomen.
Hairless Ewoks. – my personal choice.
Any more? And before anyone says anything some of my best friends are midgets*
* This is a lie. Midgets creep me out like Dana in suspenders.
July 6th, 2009 at 2:43 pm
Oompa Loompas
Lilliputians
Little Runts….
July 6th, 2009 at 2:50 pm
Pint Holders
Funsizers
Semisians
Halfricans (for the black ones)
July 6th, 2009 at 3:03 pm
Rascals
Stumps
The Wee ones
Circus Folk
A juggling challange/mobile dumbbells
“Funsizers” – that’s poetry!!!
July 6th, 2009 at 3:03 pm
micromen
lowriders
July 6th, 2009 at 3:04 pm
Shortarses
Creepy little cunts (CLC)
Black midgets should be called Mini Fillets, after the KFC burgers obviously.
Pocketsized
Leprechauns?
small portion- smortion
July 6th, 2009 at 3:06 pm
nano nigels
July 6th, 2009 at 3:09 pm
Willie (Flap) Draggers
July 6th, 2009 at 3:10 pm
blowjob specialists
mini uses
tom cruises new super race of sciencetologist
July 6th, 2009 at 3:12 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c4Wm4DXkcj0
July 6th, 2009 at 3:15 pm
Wrinkly kids
July 6th, 2009 at 3:16 pm
Lautrekkies
July 6th, 2009 at 3:17 pm
I don’t know what they are called, but I want one to serve drinks at parties by balancing a small tray on his (it’s?) head
July 6th, 2009 at 3:19 pm
dana in suspenders …
mmmm ..uuuuzzzziiiipppp
July 6th, 2009 at 3:24 pm
Try some of those out at the hobbit house in manila philippines
http://www.hobbithousemanila.com/index2.html
July 6th, 2009 at 3:32 pm
You’re one sick fucking cunt.
Who else would even put Dana & suspenders in the same sentence?
July 6th, 2009 at 3:37 pm
squirts
July 6th, 2009 at 3:40 pm
Galway’s most famous resident will hunt ye all down!
http://www.facebook.com/pages/Seamus-the-Dwarf/66790101150?ref=ts
July 6th, 2009 at 3:50 pm
I was in my local the other evening and a midget walked in. I was thinking…is a midget or dwarf? Anyway. Everybody was greeting him like he was a superstar. All this pretend “guffawing” shite from all and sundry; then we all went home our seperate ways to our little existences and smoked a bowl on the balcony with our air stewerdess neighbour. Well. I did. It’s a small world. No pun intended.
July 6th, 2009 at 3:55 pm
Personally I feel highly offended that you would use a word that negatively associates fine, noble flying insects with those short-arsed little fuckers.
July 6th, 2009 at 4:14 pm
Once this law passes dwarfs, midgets and other assorted little pricks won’t have to look up to us lofty folks any more. Yep, the law will see to it that we’re all even. Now we’ll have to find new names for the great sports of midget wrestling and midget tossing.
July 6th, 2009 at 4:15 pm
whileyouredowntheres
July 6th, 2009 at 5:04 pm
Demo versions?…
July 6th, 2009 at 5:16 pm
space savers
July 6th, 2009 at 5:25 pm
You are evil, Twenty. I happen to be a little person myself and am deeply offended by your insensitivity. I have a good mind to fly over there and thump you in the kneecaps
July 6th, 2009 at 6:26 pm
… with your head? :P
July 6th, 2009 at 6:33 pm
heh
July 6th, 2009 at 6:42 pm
my stepbrother is a dwarf,we always called him brian smallman coz thats his fucking name,ya couldnt make it up.
July 6th, 2009 at 7:11 pm
You could.
July 6th, 2009 at 7:43 pm
Works in progress
July 6th, 2009 at 8:05 pm
I`m a dwarf not a “little person” as my cousins in the states would have me, but all joking aside its not easy spending your life looking up to all you cunts and I bet yid be all patronising fuckers if you met me in work or at a party while internally weighing me up with “oh! what a big head he has” and “ooh! arent his legs really short”. Anyway I`ve been around forty years like this and I`m in the wrong place for any empathy from you cuntin goliaths
July 6th, 2009 at 9:03 pm
I’d run away from you but I do like ‘cuntin goliaths’.
July 6th, 2009 at 9:09 pm
Hatchbacks.
July 6th, 2009 at 9:40 pm
Far away People
July 6th, 2009 at 9:42 pm
haha, classic.
July 6th, 2009 at 9:49 pm
Dana in suspenders with a midget…
mmmm ..uuuunnzzzziiiipppp
July 6th, 2009 at 11:40 pm
I had a doberman when i was a kid, went everywhere with me, but he was terrified of small aggresive dogs like terriors, an apparent natural fear for big dogs as they can get underneath and rip away at the testicles…….
July 7th, 2009 at 6:24 am
those little fuckers always make me feel really tall. ” you are what you are ” in the deep south , or if they are just black , it’s ” you is what you is “
July 7th, 2009 at 6:59 am
Compact Cuntbutlers
July 7th, 2009 at 7:09 am
i-People
Shetland Jockeys
Woeful Weathermen
(coz they’re always that last ones to know when it’s raining)
Speedbump Hurdlers
Concert Meerkats
Homo Sapeens
July 7th, 2009 at 10:23 am
They should be taxed as Chocolate is chaper for them. A fun size Mars bar is cheaper than a standard Mars bar yet is proportionately a standard for the shortarses. Same applies yo standard Mars bar itat is a king size mards bar for them at a considerable saving.
July 7th, 2009 at 11:57 am
Counter sniffers
July 7th, 2009 at 12:39 pm
Low sized or vertically challenged maybe.
July 10th, 2009 at 7:03 am
The only reason why they are making a sink is for money.
Where does it stop with the censorship? Pretty soon, saying just ANYTHING to anyone will be deemed as “offensive”. The people in this country have gotten so thin skinned it’s sickening.
July 10th, 2009 at 8:40 am
“people in this country”?
Less of your generalisations, bud.
You’re going to offend somebody.
July 13th, 2009 at 12:47 am
Bagginses
Hobbitses
July 26th, 2009 at 7:54 am
knuckle-draggers
crack inspectors
guinesses- for the black ones
tripods- (male hung like a horse ones)
jaysus everybody is just too damn sensitive and i find it offensive.