Monthly Archives: June 2009
The breakfast of champions
Cold pizza and a Superquinn custard slice. Unbeatable.
Stop it, shut up, I keeeel you
Dirty Dave has a new bad habit. To go with his many other bad habits, such as moulding the dirt from under finger/toe-nails into tiny, lifelike statues of the members of Mr Mister or practising how far he can let … Continue reading
Last minute leafleteering
Heard some post coming through the front door. Campaign leaflets for Sinn Fein. Naturally I put them straight in the green bin (oh for an orange one). Had to laugh at the delivery team though – two lads in Celtic … Continue reading
Bertie and Eric, the perfect match
So Ken Loach has a new film out with Eric Cantona in it. There was a premier here in Dublin which saw Bertie Ahern and his brother Maurice, who just happens to be running in the Dublin Central by-election, turn … Continue reading
David Deafham
I once played football against a team who had a deaf bloke playing right wing. It was a most disconcerting experience. At first I thought he was taking the piss, doing this weird high-pitched ‘mnnnnuuuuummmh’ noise but then I realised … Continue reading
I’m feeling the effects of the sun
Honestly, I’ve spent too long out in the sun this weekend. I’m having wild hallucinations and seeing and hearing things. I mean, I thought I heard Fine Gael give tacit endorsement to involving Sinn Fein in government. Imagine. I’m doolally. … Continue reading
Honestly, I’ve spent too long out in the sun this weekend. I’m having wild hallucinations and seeing and hearing things.
I mean, I thought I heard Fine Gael give tacit endorsement to involving Sinn Fein in government. Imagine. I’m doolally.
And I hallucinated a news story about Anglo Irish Bank get another €4bn of our money when they can’t find €9m to keep a couple of wards at Crumlin Children’s Hospital open.
I think the heat has given me brain tumors in my anus. It’s the only explanation.